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Author has written 17 stories for War, Life, Romance, and Politics.

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Hi! So, currently, meaning at this very second, you are mentally conversing with someone who is believed to be insane. Yeah. I am, according to my peers, mentally unstable enough to be considered "certifiable". Pssh. I'm beyond that point . . .Anyway, before you run off screaming, I want to prove to you how hyperactively-stable I can be. Kind of. Not really.

Okay, first things first, if you hate goths, punks, emos, indies, scenes, or anyone of their sort, you should leave. Now. *glares at the people who are quickly backing away*

Now that they're gone, I'd like to mention that no matter what "stereotype" you belong to, I love you. I only hate the people who choose to hate others.

If you want to know all the weird things about me (the things I can think of) keep reading, if not, scroll down a bit and pick up at whatever point you find interesting.

1) I'm in love with Shawn Milke from Alesana.

2) I love music to an extreme that's almost imponderable. Sadly, rap and hip hop just rub me the wrong way . . .sorry.

3) My favorite food is mashed potatoes.

4) My favorite candy is tied between Three Musketeers and Pocky.

5) My favorite movie of the moment is Rocky Horror Picture Show . . .No, never mind, it's Star Wars: Episode VI- Return of the Jedi.

6) My favorite color is purple. No, it is not because of Justin Bieber.

7) I hate Justin Bieber, call me cliche, but it's true.

8) I hate stereotypes, and I prefer not to be labeled. None of the packages fit anyway.

9) I believe in love, lust, and everything in between.

10) I support the LGBT, but I'm straight. As a board.

11) I constantly ponder the meaning of gyrating . . .it's so WEIRD!

12) I don't understand boys. Boys don't understand me. I love boys. Boys . . .don't even know I exist.

13) I live in California. I was born in Missouri. I've lived in Seattle. I want to live in Greece. I'm obsessed with England.

14) I'm 14 years old.

15) I play the alto saxophone and the electric guitar (kind of).

16) I'm fluent in Sarcasm, Insanity, and Screamo. :D

17) My favorite bands are: Alesana, Escape the Fate, Neon Trees, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, and Paramore.

18) I have to younger brothers. I've always wanted a twin. I've also always wanted and older brother. Just to see what it's like.

19) If you haven't notice yet, I'm a girl. Wildly curly blonde hair, blue/grey/purple eyes, 5 feet and 6 1/2 inches tall, 147 lbs., loving who I am.

20) I'm obsessed with books, writing, anything that has to do with literature. I love the smell of a new book, the feel of the bright white pages under my fingertips, and the amazing sense of happiness I get when I realize that it's real.


Favorite Book Quotes:

- Philosopher's Stone:

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

- Chamber of Secrets:

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."

- Prisoner of Azkaban:

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

- Goblet of Fire:

Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"

- Order of the Phoenix

"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"
"Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah...she said...progress will be prohibited or...well, it meant that...that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts."
"Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate."

Dudley: "He Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true."

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

- Half-Blood Prince:

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

"And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle," said a dreamy voice, echoing over the grounds. "He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice..."

Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"

- Deathly Hallows:

“I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.”
“The house?” repeated Harry. “What house?”
“This house!” shrieked Uncle Vernon, the vein in his forehead starting to pulse. “Our house! House prices are skyrocketing around here! You want us out of the way and then you’re going to do a bit of hocus-pocus and before we know it the deeds will be in your name and—“
“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—““What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.

Favorite T.V. Quotes:

I love these quotes but I 'copy & paste'd them from Sherry Baby's account because I'm just that lazy.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Harry Potter

"He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows." -Kurt, Glee

"Hi, Principle Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" -Ralph, The Simpsons

Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?
Monica: Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance!
Joey: The Irish jig guy?!
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independant from his body!

"You know, Forman, you ought to write a book. 'Things My Dad Threatened To Put Up My Ass'...'Chapter One: His Foot'." -Hyde, That 70s Show

Jerry: This isn't a good time.
Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
Jerry: I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Telemarketer: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Telemarketer: Umm, no.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!" -Bender, The Breakfast Club

"And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV!" -Dewey, School of Rock

"Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!" -Truman, The Truman Show

"My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry." -Adam, Saw

Oz: Damn it, Jimmy. What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
Oz: Oh my God!
-The Whole Nine Yards

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit." -Doc, Back to the Future

Doc Brown: (running out of the room) 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
Marty: (following) What-what the hell is a gigawatt?
-Back to the Future

Everything under this line are quotes I found myself, aren't you proud?

Bones: Look, I am sorry if I embarrassed you in front of your friends, but next time you should identify yourself before attacking me.

DHS Officer: Most people in this situation, what they do, is sweat.
Bones: Guatemala. Genocide. How are you scary after that?

Booth: When did she die?
Bones: Ehh.
Zack: Ehh.
Booth: What does that even mean?
Zack: It means wait until our bug and slime guy takes a look.

Booth: You know, you're not the only forensic anthropologist in town.
Bones: laughs Yes, I am. The next university is in Montreal. Parlez-vous français?

Goodman: Dr. Brennan, are you playing me?
Bones: You know I'm no good at that.
Goodman: Hmm. Thus far. But you have a disturbingly steep learning curve

(All looking at the hologram of a woman)
Bones: Does anyone recognize her?
Zack: Not me.
Angela: Wait. Is that who I think it is?
Zack: The girl who had the affair with the Senator.
Booth: Her name is Cleo Louise Eller. The only daughter to Ted and Sharon Eller. Last seen approximately nine p.m., April 6th, 2003 leaving the cardio-deluxe gym on Kay Street. She didn’t even make it to her car.
Bones: Pretty good memory.
Booth: Yeah, well it’s my job to find her.
Hodgins: Well in that case congratulations on your success

Jason (second vic's boyfriend): I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother. Flack: Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

Stella: What time did you get in? Mac: I never went home. Stella: Can't sleep? Mac: What's sleep?

Danny: Good Morning, dear. Stella: Do I have a tail back there? Danny: Sorry. Good morning, Stella. Stella: Better.

Favorite Movie Quotes:

DJ (telling a joke): While I was swimming I came upon a squirrel who was doing the backstroke. I said, 'Mr. Squirrel, why are you swimming on your back?' 'Well, I swim on my back to keep my nuts dry.' Pirate Radio

Gavin (whispering into the mic on his first time back on air) Are you doing something dirty? Uh, are you doing something your parents don't know about? Are you breaking the rules? Open your knees and feel the breeze because Gavin's back - to stay! Pirate Radio

John (announcing a newly passed law) "In the House of Commons today a new Marine Offenses Act was passed unanimously. On midnight on New Year's Eve all pirate radio stations including, of course, Radio Rock, will be breaking the law." Pirate Radio

The Count (responding to Quentin's comment that as a result of the new law their work was done): Not mine, sir. I'm an American citizen and I don't give a hootenanny goddamn about your nitpicking Limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die and for a couple of days after that. Pirate Radio

The Count (Speaking on air for the last time as the ship is sinking): To all our listeners, this is what I have to say, God bless you all! As for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over. All over the world young men and young women will always dream and put those dreams into song. Pirate Radio

Inspector Lestrade: In another life, Mr. Holmes, you would have made a excellent criminal. Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you an excellent policeman.

Sherlock Holmes: after being tossed across the room Un moment, s'il vous plait.
Dredger: affably Je ne suis pas pressé.

in a bare-knuckle boxing match, Holmes sees Irene and tries to forfeit and leave
Sherlock Holmes: That's it, big man. You've won, congratulations.
McMurdo: Oi, we ain't done yet!
He spits at the back of Holmes's head. Holmes stops
Sherlock Holmes: voice-over This mustn't register on an emotional level...
in slow motion
Sherlock Holmes: First, distract target...
Holmes flicks a handerchief in front of his opponent's face
Sherlock Holmes: Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.
Holmes claps his hands over his opponent's ears
Sherlock Holmes: Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
a cross to the jaw fractures the bone
Sherlock Holmes: Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
Two more body blows, and a right hook to the jaw hinge
Sherlock Holmes: Heel kick to diaphragm...
Holmes finishes with a heel kick to his opponent's chest, sending him crashing out of the ring
Sherlock Holmes: In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.
Back in real time, Holmes picks up the handkerchief, as though wiping the back of his neck, then does all of the foregoing in about six seconds, and kicks McMurdo out of the ring

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(Emo is not cutting your wrists, it's accepting the fact that your life isn't prefect and dealing with it in a different way. My wrists are clean.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz(I object! I am definitely NOT a ditz.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(lying might be useful at the time but you'll definitely regret it later.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.(I love the world, just not some of the people on it.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(Yes, because a little fourteen year old author is evil. The worst I could do is put you in a story and have you die at the end.)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.(Hey! insult)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(And then you go to a football game where it's twice as savage . . )
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(Drugs are for all the cheating, lying whores-for-money people out there.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(Nothing wrong with being goth or emo.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.(Uggh, really? People, what would I get with your money? I'm perfectly content with the things I have.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(Not to sound conceited but if people call me pretty I'll trust them.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(As if, aren't there enough stories out there now about smart popular people? You guys should know that already.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Crazy colors meaning purple then black :D)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(If I was looking for attention I'd go to a stripper bar or something . . .)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(There's nothing wrong with liking art.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(People ENJOY the outfits I put together . . .I think. :D )
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(I am not prude, I believe in love, yes I know people who aren't virgins but still . . .)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (I kind of am though . . .a bit,)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.(I'd rather be playing video games than putting on loads of makeup that only makes me look ugly.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(coughNOTcough)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(Hello? _ Years old here, sheesh.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (Uh, never smoked weed in my life and stealing is out of the question)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(I don't only date other punks, but I do wear black a lot, hell, I dyed my hair black)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (Suuuure, isn't that a little racist?)
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (Okay, i'm not religious but that's a little TOO far . . . hehehe, people think I'm his spawn sometimes)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(I'm the one that is actually daring to be UNIQUE stupid know it all 'in-the-loop' people . . .)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(This might be insulting but I still have friends who don't know what naive means . . .)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(I prefer cloudy days because it is more relaxing.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(I don't go to that many parties... the last was a birthday I think...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(my friends are WAY better than me in that department, i have no one to look down on . . not like I would anyway.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(I'm not anti-social, just uncomfortable around unfamiliar people.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(only when they were a bitch first . . . )
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(Who isn't defensive?)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(What?? MANGA IS THE BEST! woot!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(How can you draw anime? Anime is the show, what you draw is Manga. Get it right.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(really? I'm only the fangirl of fictional characters, the real ones are too boring :) )
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (I actually am a violent person when i think about it . . . )
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (well . . .you got a point but that's not ME :) )
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(what's wrong with being emo anyway?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(evil smile)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(NO WAY. .well. .the teeth thing mostly)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (sigh offensive . . . racist . . . geez.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.(I don't really approve of gay stuff like that but it's not really my buisiness.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(it's the people that label and call other people losers that are the REAL losers, yes I realize that that didn't make much sense . . .)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.(why kill the land we live on? think about it THAT way!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(Of course I am. Abortion is wrong.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(who's responsible anyway? parents I guess . . .:) )
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (readin is dah bomb peeps :) )
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am/used to be WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. come on, I am dah bomb :D
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(America's government is full of assholes but come on, a terrorist? Please.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.(I am a child.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(That's horrible. I'm really nice! To the people I like...)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (no thanks, ATHEIST aaall the way, thank you VERY much :) )

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (pssh, I have better things to do than cause myself MORE pain, no offense to my friends though :) love you guys!!)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.(I'm not a wimp, I have really bad emotion control . . .)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(I do have problems but it doesn't make me not want to talk about my personal life.)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I like photography so I must be a stalker.

That took FOREVER!! :)


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Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work? Incomplete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Of Endless Fields and Cigarettes by Cassadaga reviews
REMOVED Living in small-town Montana is pretty boring, especially when your dreams are too big for reality. But it's all about to change when Jay Ridley moves in. He's a Londoner with an 'addictive personality', and he won't leave me alone. -not cliche at all! REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,258 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Summer Nights by Mandee-Jo reviews
Skyler is your average punk-girl. Everything seemed to be okay in her life, not the best, but she'd never complain. Then she meets the gorgeous band ATICY -- And her life changes. It all started with a concert, and her favorite skateboard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,876 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Dear Moron by Batman is exotic reviews
Guys aren't even supposed to have Diaries. It's against everything that makes them manly. So imagine Mera's shock when she finds the bad-boy of the school's diary. Of course she'll want something in return. "Be my friend." I ordered.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,970 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010
Hot Topic Sneezed On Me by Jasey Rae reviews
Telle met Dakota, well, landed on her, when he fell through a window to get home after sneaking out. She's the school's track star, the really smart girl in high level classes. All Telle had was a lip ring and a baby chick named Dennis. ONESHOT, maybe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,174 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009
With The Music by lostnfound007 reviews
Reporter Quinn Rafferty gets the chance of a lifetime to interview the latest hit band. Unfortunately for her this means traveling on a bus around the country with four men - and having to ignore the advances of one extremely determined Ryder Sloane. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,856 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Gothic Enchantment by Volurin reviews
Rose Millen didn't understand the concept of relationships, so when a certain goth decided to show her, she was a little bewildered, especially since he had a rather bad habit of touching her inappropriately.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,907 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2008
Born in Fire by bookishwonder reviews
Just your typical college girl falls in love with a sexy Demon student with a heart of gold, who was sent to Earth to investigate a string of numerous suicides on a university campus, kind of love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011
Calendar Girl by Caramel Supernova reviews
June Carrison is not a big fan of movies. And it doesn't help that her mother is a well-known director. This summer though, all June's plans take a turn for the worse when she meets one of the hottest teen actors of the year.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,888 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010
Forever Isn't Long Enough by ZaraRose.16 reviews
Hi, I'm Isabella White. I'm a completely average medical student living a pretty normal life. Well...if you exclude my dad dying, my mum kicking me out and falling in love with the person I swore not to fall in love with - then life's absolutely great.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010
Satanic Reindeer by Pinkamoo reviews
Gazing over at Ely, I look at his creation; he’s drawing a realistic, younger version of Mrs Clause that’s kind of reminiscent of Heidi Montag. I look down at my chest, frowning. “Don’t worry, yours are shapely,” Mat whispers in my ear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
I know your secret by Pinkamoo reviews
I know your secret' the computer screams at me in big, bold text. Like hell they do, no one does.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
A True Ice Princess by Penelope Atkins reviews
No longer hiding my emotions, for I have lost them. I've become a true ice princess, numb to everyone and everything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Baby, I've Got A Little Crush On You by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
Eric has a crush on you." I exclaimed at the top of my voice, "Eric has a what on me!" Abruptly, everybody - especially Eric - promptly turned around to stare at me. Oh crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Dear Mom by Penelope Atkins reviews
Look at the results of your parenting.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
I Love You Please Don't Kill Me? by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT Jaden, the captain of the bloodthirsty football team, and possibly the strongest guy in the school stood stuttering before me, "I fell in love with you. I don't know when or how," he flinched, "Don't kill me?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Those Purple Bangs by writesstuff reviews
I didn't fall for Mr. Popular. Believe me...I'd be content with my non-existent life if I did. No...I fell for the crazy, cutting, weirdo...who scares me at times...and with my falling for Mr. Crazy, I abandoned my much loved non-existent life. Great. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,504 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
From Old Ladies to Smiles by reviews
I worked at a diner where he's been a regular every weekend for the past year, I obsessively drool over him while he just simply acknowledges my existence. Things were about to change. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Stop, Don't Stop by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT "Would you please stop walking into things and endangering yourself?" he growled angrily. "But don't stop,” he whispered desperately, “Don't stop loving me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
If I Loved You by Tabitha Grey reviews
FINISHED Lia is in a sea of rich kids. She tries to go unnoticed until, in her senior year, she angers the schools most popular guys: the leader, Renji, has it out for her, but Sam, her crush, always happens to save her. THIS IS A NOVELIZATION of a show
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Monsieur Micah by Pinkamoo reviews
“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Deryck vs the Emo by Nick-Colosi reviews
What do you get when an emo girl joins a band of punk rockers on a tour BEFORE they learn to get over their own stereotypes and get along? Chaos, adventure and fun, that's what. FINALLY FINISHED! Enjoy the work of years of my life!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 184,787 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Daredevil Darren by Pinkamoo reviews
I widen my eyes and hold my arms up, as she squeals and giggles at the same time, crashing into my chest and bringing me to the grass, winding me. My chest is on fire, both with pain and of that awful fluttering.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
It’s Not Just Nostalgia by Pinkamoo reviews
Lenny’s big brown eyes roll and he sticks his hands in his pockets, walking up closer to me as I walk further back; until I feel my back bump against the wall and he’s standing over me, looking down at me piteously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
A Summer Solstice by NehemiaH reviews
All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Cecily by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
She helps them write their songs, and she's in love with their lead singer. What's the most cliched thing that could happen? Having to write a love song... for herself. Fluffy and pointless as usual. Been working on this on and off for awhile. R&R, please
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Crystal Moments by Matriaya reviews
Plain old Molly Michaels had never been the object of much attention. When she befriends Nick Landon, the president’s son who has spent a fair amount of his life in the spotlight, she learns what it means to be in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,071 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003
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Margaret Broadbend is an accomplished lawyer at a well-known that specializes in international property. Well-educated, and admittedly a silver-spoon, Maggie has never experienced real trouble. But a chance encounter on the train and a business agreement gone awry lead to her abduction by a mysterious, yet familiar, man. It's a small world, indeed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,004 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2015
Camp Redwig
Miranda Carson is a junior counselor who just wants to enjoy her summer before junior year, when the real work begins. She hopes that, with two of her good friends by her side, she can accomplish just that. Little does she know, love is around the corner, and it's about to sweep her off her feet in the form of Jeff Porter. (Rating is subject to change)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Published: 6/27/2013
The Unexpected Companion of Geniuses reviews
Her secret? How was she supposed to know? All she did know was that she spent most of her time absorbing everything. She would spend hours reading, researching, just taking in any information she could. Oh, they never surprised her. In fact, she knew quite a lot about them without really talking to them. Observing, she supposed, would get her pretty far in life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
Iris reviews
She knew her sisters had found their true loves. She knew that that is why they left. She still wonders, though, why did they leave her behind? And why does the strange boy staying in town know things about her that only her sisters knew? Please just give this story a chance. I had a recent stroke of creativity, and I need to know what you guys think.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012
The Diary of Ashlyn Spencer
She met him, talked to him, and fell in love with him. All the while, he was running drugs between Columbiaand Los Angeles, California. Ashlyn is here to tell you exactly how she fell in love with Quentin Morenos, a drug lord.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Published: 4/26/2012
How Do You Think I Feel? reviews
Beatrice Camilla-Dae Maddock has some tiring friends. She has some confusing problems, some agonizing questions, and a crush who's in her eyes to die for. Fearless, irrational, possibly insane, and questioning the existence of love. Bea is ready.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012
I had never been confronted by betrayal before last night. My ex told me he cheated on me, my best friend tried to assassinate me, and I learned that my parents had been lying to me my whole life. Betrayal also lead me into love. Who knew?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Published: 8/8/2011
My Undead Heart reviews
My name is Arianna Wisely, and last night I committed suicide. Too bad I'm stuck on earth trying to make my crush fall for my ghostly wiles.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011
I Told You So reviews
Do you know your friends? Your enemies? What about the ones you claim to love? Do you really know anyone in this world? They met on accident, under fairly normal circumstances. They're both unbelievably normal, and that's why they know each other so well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011
Just A Girl And A Boy reviews
She was just a girl, he was just a boy. They were teenagers. Then they fell in love, without knowing it of course. This is a true story, and it's your job to help me guide these poor lost souls.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011
Just a poem that I wrote for my Language Arts class. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
What Kills Me
A dose of my unhappiness as it was a few months ago. Now, it's virtually nonexistent. Maybe.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Season Of Giving reviews
Change should be universal. Why can't we make it happen?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011
Cliches Rule the World We Love to Hate reviews
The point of this mini rant is that I am determined to change. Why? Because I’ve unsurprisingly, and utterly predictably fallen in love with that weirdo Oliver that I mentioned earlier. I’m so cliché,it's horrible, but true.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011
In Love With a Boy
Margaret and Oliver met in the woods. It was an accident, and under unlikely circumstances. They did meet there though, and boy are they glad they did. Watch their unknown, unforeseen love expand.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,898 - Published: 11/27/2010
The Crow: Life and Death reviews
This is just me exploring the Japanese Tanka short song which is the modern form of Waka Japanese song . It's kinda depressing so . . . Well, I hope you enjoy it if you do read it!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010
My Tribute to 911 reviews
I have always felt strongly about 9/11 and this is my way of venting kind of. This was actually a S.S. assignment I just really liked it and I hope you do too! ENJOY!
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete