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My name is J.

I change my mind a lot when it comes to my stories.

I like raccoons and hippo's and badgers but I've never seen any of them.

I'm easily influenced by music.

the cure. the smiths. the killers. lcd soundsystem. all time low. british india. mayday parade. death cab for cutie. brand new. the fray. pink floyd.

the stories i post on here are mine and no one else's. plagarise them and i'll stab you in the jugular with a pen.

Now, please, take your shoes off - your tracking magic into the house.

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Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
There is no Prince Charming! by C.M.Ortega reviews
Jen has had it with romance. Forget dating. Forget men. Forget it! Until she finds a mysterious book. Through a series of freak events, she gets sucked in, literally. And of course, the book just happens to be a...romance! But there's a catch. Since she was sucked in, the main heroine was booted out. Now she has to find her way home or lose it all, including her heart!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 9/8/2009
Taming Sebastian Cole by GlamourCookie reviews
I tried to grab Sebastian before he leapt after his brother but only succeeded in knocking over the breakfast and sending treacle all over my hardwood floor. Werewolves :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,214 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010
The Dead Man's Tale by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
“And just so you know, love, my words are not the only pretty things in this room.” “I am sure you are referring to yourself?” Oh, pirates and their pick-up lines.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Heroes & Thieves by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He didn't like her; she didn't care. A pirate who is anything but encounters a barmaid from Tortuga with a secret, and life for both of them will never be the same.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,844 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
The Idiocies of a Chocoholic by Irish Eyes 63 reviews
REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Until It's Gone by DolphinWriter88 reviews
"So Murphy told you you could bring anyone here alone?" I asked. Kyle gave a nod. "He might have mentioned you by name." "And he won't be back till the morning?" "Nope." I raised an eyebrow. "So what exactly did you have in mind for tonight, Henderson?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 299,530 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2008
Nightfall by drink me pretty reviews
We shared pills and basked in their thrill. We howled at the moon and refused to walk in the daylight. We ran away from the world, vowing never to return. We were in love. We were diseased, disillusioned, dying. We thought we were free. We were lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010
Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,405 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007
No Biggy by keepsailingkids reviews
[COMPLETE] If you think high school is tough, try spy school. And why not throw in being the only female student? No biggy, right? Uh, no. Big biggy. Things start getting complicated and things start heating up. Tch. And you think high school's full of crap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,578 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,255 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Play, Pause, FastForward, Rewind Stop by ninemillionhigh reviews
Her eyes were bloodshot and his chest was heaving and Jesus, didn’t they look gorgeous next to each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Train Rides by FizzyLizzy reviews
SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
We Were Birds by emilydowns reviews
This is not just an ordinary day, because this is the day that Fern Whitelaw dies. And this is the day that Quinn Sutherland starts running. This is the day where their story begins.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,228 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Blue Skies by Beansz reviews
His finger nails started digging into my skin, making blood seep from the tiny crescents he was now forming. Pain shot through me like the start of a fire. His smile grew. “Miss me?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
The Sunshine Is My Rain by Forever Screaming reviews
And the Irish girl brings change. One indefinite bad boy sees Lillie Reilly, thinking she'll be like all the other naive girls. When she turns him down time and time again Matt realizes he may want her as something more than a fling for a fuck . ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Keep It a Secret by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
28 Days by Tetelestai reviews
I see pictures of you now; with aviators hiding your eyes, a can of beer in one hand, a girl in the other. And I can’t seem to figure out how I ever fit in with your life. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Cigarettes and a boy named Ezra
I jumped and he left. It broke my heart but I got over it, got a boyfriend, took up smoking. But wait! What? He's back with bass players hands and eyes darker than the devils and suddenly I'm not so sure that I ever got over him at all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011