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HAAAAAYLO peoples!! We're actually 2 people! Hannah and Micki! So we started an account to write stories! And that's what we're going to do! Micki doesn't know I'm writing this, but she can go back and do whatever later, but aaaannnnyyyhoo! I'll keep you all (However few that might be) posted on whats happening and when the next chapter of whatever stories are writing currently, and anything big that happens that you might want to know about!
EX. August 19: Starting 1st story! No idea's on what's it gonna be about, (At least from Hannah) but we hope to post soon!
See? Easy to understand! Now I hope that you all will keep up with reading our stories, and PM us with tips or rules and help for Fiction Press, and it will be muchoappreciated! Thanks a bunch!
We also have FanFiction accounts! Heres our profile links, why don't you go check it out?
We mostly write Harry Potter and Twilight stuff, but I'm working on new books! I've just been so busy, I haven't had time to write much, but oh well, why don't you go check it out?
haha, Well that was hannah for ya (and apparently she doesn't like it too much if you dont enjoy the movie Star Wars... i found that out the hard way XD)
I'M MICKI!! Yes... i am... thats me... yup... uh... i like twilight?
haha, yes, Hannah was right, we are starting our new story:) Its about superheroes (sounds stupid right, WRONG!!):
Abby is a normal teenager... Ha! She wishes. Abby is a superhero along with her friends Ashley, Cooper, and Ben. Arron, Savannah, and Amber are super villains. Abby starts to get a crush on Arron just like every other girl in the school) and Arron starts to get the hots for Abby, one problem? The have no idea they are mortal enemies
well thats it, i hope you guys dont think its totally stupid. CHECK OUT MY FANFIC ACCOUNT PLEEAASSEE!! I WOULD ENJOY IT IF YOU READ MY STORIES!! XD
oh and if you havent gathered... i like writing :) HANNAH IS OBSESSED WITH TOM FELTON!! WAY WAY WAY WAY TO OBSESSED!! SHE ALSO THINKS EDWARD IS COOLER THAN SETH!! (pssshhh, yeah, like thats ever going to happen)
... now i am going to run before Hannah finds out i just said that...
... ...BYE!! (runs away screaming and hides)
Hey! I HATE THEM BOTH! You're SOOO biased! and Yes, it's true, I'm obsessed with Tom, SO WHAT?? YOU LIKE BOO BOO STEWART!! Anyhoo... Yeah, like she said, check out our accounts! Freakishly awesome, if I do say so myself... and anyway... that's it! Well, except for I'm going to go hunt down Micki, now... G'Bye!
(comes out of random hiding spot) YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME COPPERS!! oh wait... YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME HANNAH!!
yep... that works... (runs and hides... again)
DO YOU WANT A BET CHICKIDEE?? I WORK OF THE FBI!! I PUT A TRACKING DEVICE ON YOU!! AH HA!! In The closet are we? opens closet door AHH!! (Racoon pops out and attacks my face)WHY?? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO A PERFECT LITTLE GIRL LIKE ME?? AH MICKI IT HURTS!!
(JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE) MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! I WI-IN!! NEENER NEENER NEEENER!! (hannah gets evil smirk and throws racoon at me) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Oh, I'm sorry, Micki! I didn't MEAN to!( mumbling)OrmaybeIdid, regular voice but that doesn't matter now! (tears Racoon off) Here, let's put him outside, so he doesn't hurt anybody else. Truce?
Sure! truce (innocent smile) (shakes hand and Hannah screams because i was wearing the zappy thingy) starting now.
That wasn't nice! Anyway!!
I was looking at the things I wrote earlier, and I sound like a prat!! I mean seriously! How stuck up and OCD can I be?? Totally perfect spelling! UNGH! You're too cool, Micki!! I could be cool too! I'm just... Too OCD to spell things wrong like that! Pooey! ANYWAY!! I just have to tell everyone and anyone who'll listen, because it's soooo freakin awesome!! I got a Hogwarts Book Bag, a Slytherin and Gryffindor tee shirt, and a book called "Harry Potter's Book Shelf"!! AH!! I'M SUCH A HAPPY GIRL!! Hey! Hey Hey hey Hey!! HEY IS FUN TO SAY!! Oooh, I love to talk in rhyme! So much funn!! YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN!! PE. PE's really fun. Or maybe it's just my PE clothes that are so much fun, and I don't care, they're just awesome! ANYHOO!! I'm just stalling for something, that's why I'm rambling... BAH BYE MY HOMIE G'S!!
ha HA!! I AM cool!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! Homie G's? i may be cool but you are a dork! ... IN A GOOD WAY!! I'm a dork too xD a cool dork! MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU CHEATER!! YOU ARE A CHEATER!! ... YOU CHEATER!! you voted on our poll, you cheater. HANNAHS A CHEATER CHEATER PINKIN EATER!! but i am tickled pink that you totally just agreed that i was cooler xD AND YES I SAID TICKLED PINK!! GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?! good. and i am not nice, muahaha, i am... uh... what am i? oh right, COOL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hannah is not here:( I'M LONELYY!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (calls) Hannah, where aaarreee youuuuuuuu?! :(
Here I am!! Sorry I haven't been on!! I'm sick... And how do you KNOW I voted? It could've easily been someone else! Psh... So WHAT I'm a dork!? I know it, and I'm proud of it!! I'm still pretty cool, though... If I do say so myself... And yes I said "Homie G's"!! That's because I'm straight up gangsta, yo... I may be pale white, A Harry Pothead, and all the other types of nerd you can think of, but I'm still flippin gangsta! Wait, do gangsta's say "Flippin"? Oh well! Anyway! Do you guys like germ-x? It's good! It protects you from Swine Flu! Swine Flu seems scary! People have Died from it!!
i know because when i saw that you had one vote i clicked on it and it said something like i had already voted and considering there was only one vote, i'm pretty sure it was you. oh yeah well, i am fugging grawesome! and i have my heart set on making my own dictionary considering i have a very unique talk... speek... thingy... here are words i have so far:
Ubertastic: (ubur-tast-ICK) adj.
Grawesome: (GRAW- sum) adj.
Dupid: (Doo-pID) adj.
Alex: (AL- ex) adj.
Amazingness: (uhm-AYE- zing- ness)
so if you have anything amazingness that you want to add please PM me! xD yep, its totally grawesome, i know. Haha, would you believe that i actually use these words on a dayly basis? well i do.
BecauseI almost got it. And I need Germ-X to LIVE!! My mom says i'm being stupid for worrying about it, but it's THERE, people!! And it's dangerous! And yes I knew that people have died from regular flu... I can tell why, it sucks... And Damn I wish Edward HAD died! Then I wouldn't have to listen to Bella fap on about every other page!
ALL FLU HAS THE SAME DANGER!! REGULAR FLU IS THERE TOO!! BOTH FLU'S ARE STUPID!! My dad says there is a fat chance of actually getting it and dying anymore. You're being fugging dupid xD haha, i love my language.
I'm not being "Dupid" in the slightest! Maybe in your side of the country it's not likely, but there's a ton of kids at my school with it! Well like 20, but still, that's a lot! All my teachers and everybody at school is worried! We're not aloud to share things, or touch each other... it's really freaking me out! And your dad says "Fat chance" a lot... But anyway! Another subject... GREASE!! I love that movie... Sigh I love that movie... :)
Well... I said you'd have a fat chance of DYING, not that you would have a fat chance of getting it. Just wash your hands and you'll be fine! Oh, and stay away from people when they are having a sneeze attack. okay? good. OMGG!! I LOVE GREASE!! I also love Bye Bye Birdie.
I'M BACK!! TEE HEE HEE HEE!! I like... Lestat! Oh, I love that movie (Queen of the Damned) Lestat is flippin hot! But not the Tom Cruise Lestat, the Stuart Townsend Lestat. But I don't like Stuart Townsend, cuz he's kinda old. But I still love Tom! Oh Tom... I made a Tom Blingee! It's pretty cool... OMD! HEY! PEOPLE!! PM US! PM US PM US PM US!! I love PM's, but no one sends me them anymore, cuz we've all found different ways of communicating... HEY! MY CELL PHONE'S RINGING!! GOTTA GO AND ANSWER IT! WHOO!
Yeahhh... THAT'S not weird at all... BTW people! Almost done with the second chappy EVER!! WOO-HOO SCOOBY DOO!! xD
HANNICKI YOU'RE SO FINE! YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND, HANNICKI!! HEY HEY, HANNICKI!!
I told the vamp doctor I was in love with a wolf
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
I told the vamp doctor the wolf didn't love me true
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Now, Seth's been keeping love from me
My friend the vamp doctor, he taught me what to say
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
sorry... i was bored :)
Man, Micki... You have problems. Even more than me... Like... I love Tom Felton and all, but... MAN... I've never written a SONG for the guy... that's just psycho. Kinda creepy, too :) to say the least. But I just got over my vampire obsession. Lestat's cool and all, but.. To be perfectly honest, they're starting to creep me out. As werewolves should start creeping YOU out, Micki... So ANYWAY!! How's everything, everybody?? GOOD? Things are good with me! Well, fine, cuz it's getting so cold... I GOT NEW SHAMPOO!! Yay. It smells like smoothies. Do they REALLY make apple shampoo?? I WANT SOME!! OMD, in art class I discovered a new talent of mine: Drawing hands. That's right everyone, I've succesfully completed 3 pairs of my own hands to a T! (Sighs) my hands rock. OOH! I love when I get text messages. So I gotta go and answer it :)
Well Micki hasn't replied yet, so... I guess I'm gonna have to reply to myself!! I wanna tell you all about me! So here:
Colours: Orange Purple and off white
Movie:The Lodger and Awake Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and Awake and Not Forgotten and Interview With the Vampire
Band: Cobra Starship
TV Show: The Mentalist, and I love the Soup :) Joel McHale's so funny!
Hobby: reading, writing, playing on the computer, Watching the Mentalist
Artist: Salvador Dali
Book(s): ALL the Harry Potters, A Mango Shaped Space, The Host, Harry Potter should have Died, Interview with the Vampire, Romeo and Juliet, Go Ask Alice, and a million others I can't think of.
Song: Right now? Probably "Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking her Clothes Off" By Panic! At the Disco
Details about life...
birthday: July Twenty Fourth
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Home: I like the saying "Home is where the heart is" and my heart is in California, though my heart and body seem to be seperated by so many miles.
Best Friends: Brianna (BFFL), Sandra (BFFL), Rebecca (BFFL) Victoria (BFRN) Hannah (HL-TBF) Micki (BFFB) Bailey (PLTBFTWMOFFADKEOP)
Age: I've succesfully circulated the sun 12 times.
Favorite Quote: "Humans have a knack for choosing prescisely the things that are worst for them" - Albus Percivall Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
So yeah! those are just the highlights! I might add more Stuff later.
Sorry! I told you that my computer screen wont show the freaking picture!! and when the heck did we find out that Dumbledore had THREE middle names? i knew the whole "Percival" thing... but... yeah...? also, what does "PLTBFTWMOFFADKEOP" mean, exactly?
I know, I know. I wasn't MAD or anything... And I he had like a million middle names, I just can't think of them all. And yes, Micky, I'm right, I know he has more than one middle name. And I forgot what "PLTBFTWMOFFADKEOP" meant, but I know it means something like "Possible long-time best friend forever though we live like a million freakin miles away, and I've never met her, but it's still cool, we're friends" or somehting like that... ANNNYWAY!! What's up??
Whats up? WHAT'S UP?! ... Nothin' much. Ehl oh ehl. AND OMG I NOW KNOW HOW TO START THE NEXT CHAPTER (sowwy peoples!! It's totally not my fault i havent started yet, the computer that i had everything saved on broke!! gasp and so it turns on and everything but it doesn't show the picture. it just shows the curser and NOTHING ELSE!! ugh, it is TOURTURE!!) so yeah, i think it will be a totally cute chapter...
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! I STARTED A NEW STORY ON FANFICTION!!
I REPEAT, I STARTED A NEW STORY ON FANFICTION!!
okey dokey, i think that is enough advertizing for one day:) anyway, there is this book called Ender's Game and i have just recently found out that it is AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL!! yup yup yup, its completely awesome. Ender's Game won the Hugo AND the Nebula awards and that is very hard to do, i assure you...
Summary: Once again, Earth is under attack. An alien species is poised for a final assult. The survival of humanity depends on a military genius who can defeat the aliens.
Ender Wiggin. Brilliant. Ruthless. Cunning. A tactical and strategic master. And a child.
Recruited for military training by the world government, Ender'd childhood ends the moment he enters his new home: Battle School. Among the elite recruits Ender proves himself to be a genius among geniuses. In simulated war games he excels. But is the pressure and loneliness taking its toll on Ender? Simulations are one thing. How will Ender preform in real combat conditions? After all, Battle School is just a game.
oh ehm gee its so amazingly good! I would put part of it here if i wasn't so scared of the guy seeing it or something... anyway, go, scoot, shoo, go and find the book in your local library or book store or something and READ THE BOOK!! it is freaking amazingness!!
Wow, Micki, wow. That sounds amazing. :) -Rolls Eyes- Annnnnyway! I'm reading a new book too! It's ALSO pretty good, AND I am writing a New FanFiction story fooooorrrr Harry Potter lovers!! First things first:
The new book.
It's called Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and it's gonna be a movie pretty soon, but my friend, Bailey loves them, so I was like "What the heck." And I bought it and it was AWESOME!!
The chapter titles are funny, and the story is amazing, because it's like all entwined with Greek Mythology, and stuff, and you feel really smart while reading it, though it's a not a hard read, really. It's meant for children.
So it's about this demigod child (a greek god's child) who is accused of stealing Zeus' lighting bolt which holds all his power, and he wants teh thing back before the summer soltice (Whatever that is) so Percy has to go and find it or he'll get killed!! AWESOME, right??
And my new FanFiction:
It's called "Another Heir". It's a Harry Potter thing, so if you haven't read the books, you probably shouldn't read it cuz you'll be lost. It's about this girl, Regina Welmore, and she has been going to this muggle-loving school for like her whole school life, and it's called "Hawkins Academy" and then she gets invited to go to Hogwarts by Albus Dumbledore and she's sorted into Slytherin house, and then she makes friends, and... and... Well that's a secret, isn't it? HAHAHAHA!! You have to read it to find out!! Cuz I'm evil like that, it's a quadrilogy.
ANNNNNYWAY!! YEAH! I have to go to school pretty soon... DUN DUN DUN!! But yeah, it's cool... SOOOO... AND BACK TO MICKI!
Uhh... yeah, Rob Pattinson is SOOOOOO not cute. He looks like a drowned albino rat... jus' sayin'.
idk, anyway, back to you hannah!
I like him as Salvador Dali and Cedric Diggory! ANNND, I love the fact that he doesn't like Twilight himself!
And I actually have the next chapter written, I just need to straighten out this one part in the middle... I need to find a Beta or something to help me... Perhaps I'll ask Hannah or Brianna... Whatever, so yeah! Thank you, Micki!
And yes, it's pretty much like that. I can't pronounce half of the names in the book, so I couldn't tell you much about it, but... Ya know.
So... HEEEEEEEEEEEEERES MICKI!
sob Micki still hasn't posted!! GAH!! She hasn't replied to my emails, either!! hiccup WHY, MICKI?? WHY??
I told you! My mother is forcing me to make cookies EVERYDAY until apparently we have about a THOUSAND!! (Santa's really gonna love me, lol jkjk) Also, if you are saying that Rob isn't less cute than Taylor, then you are eather saying that Taylor looks like a drowned albino rat, or that Rob looks like a god, which would TOTALLY go against your "I'm not saying he looks cute" statement from before...
ANYWHO!! I am leaving now, mostly because I am going to write the next chapter (which, by the way, i already started) but also because I just can NOT stand to hear... well... seeHannah say that Rob is gorgeous or that Taylor looks like a drowned rat sooooooo...
I'm saying no such thing! I'm SAYING that Rob isn't as ugly as you think. I don't think he looks like a "drowned albino rat" and I'm also not saying he looks like "a god" (Considering that there is only one God, and that statement was implying that there were multiple.) And yeah! I think he's pretty hot in a scruffy, dirty kinda way, but Taylor... He's adorable in a friends-big-brother kinda way. Because your friends big brothers are almost always cute (At least my friends' brothers are!)
OH EHM GEE!! MY BROTHER IS OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE GIRLS CRUSHING ON HIM!! OH EHM GEE!! HE'S JUST A BABY!!
That was a freaky thought, right there. FREAKY... I mean, I've had my share of BF's, but... My baby brother can't get one!!
HEY!! I'm reading a new book!! REALLY good, too! It's called "Kissing Doorknobs" by Terry Spencer Hesser and it's about this girl, Tara, who has OCD, but she doesn't know it, and she has all these weird habbits, like... Well she heard the saying "Step on a crack, break your mom's back" when she was 11, and so she had to step over cracks, and then she started counting them in the sidewalk, and if she lost count, she'd have to restart all the way from where she started, and then she started rearanging her food on her dinner plate so she could consume it without feeling dirty, and then she started kissing her fingers before she opened any door, and that really pissed her mom off, and she'd been sent to a therapist a few times, and she can't have anything an odd number, and she started praying whenever someone cussed, and she asked the Lord and the Virgin Marry to forgive their souls, and if she doesn't do any of these things, then she like... THROWS UP!
Crazy right?? Read it! Here's the back of it:
When Tara was eleven years old, she heard the phrase that changed her life: step on a crack, break your mother's back... And before Tara knew what was happening, she was counting the cracks in the sidewalk everywhere she went, in constant frea of breaking her mother's back. If she missed on crack or lost count, she had to go home and start all over again. Over time, Tara's quierks changed -- and multiplied. To calm herself, she arranged her food carefully on the plate, catted with troll dolls and recited prayers over and over. She didn't like behaving so oddly, she only knew she had to if she wanted to feel better. Tara's troubles only got worse when, one day, she develped a new ritual: She kissed her fingers and touched a doorknob... Terry Spencer Hesser has written a funny, compelling, and sensitive story about a teenage girl afflicted with obsessive-complusive disorder and the way it affects her relationships with friends and family.
AWESOME, RIGHT?? Tee hee! I like this book! Oh ehm gee, I gots to go, peoples!! My phone's just about dead!
Uh... I HOPE your brother doesn't have any BF's other than the "best friend" kinds... creepy. lol.
Evermore: After a horrible accident claims the life of her family, sixteen-year-old Ever Bloom can see people's aura's, hear their thoughts, and know someones entire life story by touching them. Going out of her way to avoid human contact and suppress her abilities, she has been branded a freak at her new high school - but everything changes when she meets Damen Auguste.
okay, I know what you're thinking "Omigosh! it's another twilight book!!" well... no, no it isn't. It's nothing like Twilight and I'll be square with ya. THIS STORY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VAMPIRES!! but it is ANAZINGLY awesome:)
please check it out!! a million times better than Twilight btw!!
I like those books about Diseases and stuff... I read one about this girl who saw certain colors for certain sounds and sounds for tastes and all these things, I forgot what the disease was called, but the book was "A Mango Shaped Space" and I cried so hard, but it wasn't a drama book, but there was this sad part...
And I actually wasn't thinking anything of the sort, missus Micki. (Yes, you're a missus... I dee kay who you're married to, but... you're a missus) I was thinking "That sounds like a cool book, but I don't know if I'd be able to finish it... I'm not the best at finishing books..." Because I get like 2 chapters to the end, and then I stop reading, because... I don't know why, I just do... I have about 20 pages left of the "Interview with the Vampire" book, but I know what happens because I saw the movie... So I'm not all that concerned...
And EVERY book is better than Twilight... No offense.
Okay, i destinctly remember replying to this... twice. EEP! IT HAS TO BE THE ALIENS!! I MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM AWAY AND SO THEY DELETED MY POSTS!! EEP!! EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER! DUCK. AND. COVER! Dx
Okay jkjk I's just kidding ya! But seriously... what happened? lol
I don't know what happened, Missus Micki!! Or maybe it was... RED JOHN!! Red John has come to kill me because I said I didn't like him, because he killed Patrick's familia, and he saw my Myspace post, and he's like "I GONNA KILL DAT BITCH!!" Even though I thought he was a fictional serial killer from a CBS TV series, but he's torturing me before he kills me, because he knows I don't like it when people don't reply to me!! I dunno how he knows, but Red John is SMART!! He's smarter than Patrick!! And Patrick's damn smart!
Ooh!! I got married in my head!! I married Patrick Jane!! He's old, ya ya, but who CARES?? it's the 21st century, it's totally okay for a 12 year old like me to marry and 39 year old Widdower!! Like seriously, get with the program!! It's not creepy! I mean look at the Playboy guy! He must be 90, and he has fifteen Twenty year olds on his tail at all times, it just so happens that Patricks HOTTER!! Plus when I turn 20, he's only be fifty... WHAtEVER!!
Sorry. I'm being weird.
Anyway, I became obsessed with a new thing over the delay in replies. This time it's The Mentalist, A CBS drama on at 10 o'clock on Thursday nights:
The Mentalist follows Simon Baker as Patrick Jane, an independent consultant for the California Bureau of Investigation (CBI) based in Sacramento, California. He has a remarkable track record for solving serious crimes by using his amazing skills of observation. Jane also makes frequent use of his mentalist abilities and his semi-celebrity past as a psychic medium using paranormal abilities he now admits he feigned. He abandoned his pretense out of remorse when his attention-seeking behavior attracted the attention of a serial killer who killed his wife and daughter.
omg it did it again... fricken aliens lol. Anyway... interesting story Hannah. OMG DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE VIEWED OUR PROFILE?! A LOT!! EEP!! HEYYA PEOPLES!! (p.s. don't use "heyya" peoples, kay? It's mine. I INVENTED IT OKAY?! No seriously. My friends all whistnessed it. Once i was just like "HEYYA!" to one of my friends and she was all "whaaaaat?" and i was all "I just invented it" and people are stealing it from me! SO DON'T STEAL IT!! grr... and yes i just said "grr"... i tend to do that a lot. xD)
P TO THE S AGAIN PEOPLE! REVIEWING ISN'T THAT HARD!! YOU CLICK A FRICKEN BUTTON AND WRITE "hi" AND THATS PRETTY MUCH IT! NO NEED OR A WHOLE PARAGRAPH! I DONT KNOW WHY YA'LL (yes, ya'll) THINK IT'S SO HARD!! Jeesh. Sorry i ranted, but if ya'll (again, yes i said "ya'll") just reviewed like the nice people on fanfiction then we wouldn't have this problem now would we?
Yes, Micki's right! Review, review like the wind! I never read them because they don't show up in my inbox, but I might just go do that!! Did you know that where I'm moving to (Yes, I'm gonna be a Texan) soon, they actually say "Ya'll"?? THAT'S AWESOME!! They also don't say the "g" at the end of words like "Fixing" They say "Fixin'" YES!! IT'S A FACT! I LEARNED THAT FROM A REAL TEXAN OVER THE INTERNET!! Lulz. OOH!! Go to It's hilarial!! Also, EncyclopediaDramatica is a great site! You're garanteed a good 10 minutes of giggles! ESPECIALLY if you go on the Twilight page... LOL!!
MOVIE REVIEW CORNER!!
This is a new thing started by Hannah. I just thought that I should review movies I watch, because it's fun. Micki, you can join in too, anytime you want!! And you, readers, tell me which movies to see, and which not to see, cuz I want to know, and tell me what you thought of movies I already have posted up here! Oh, and SPOILER ALERTS!! SOOOO MANY SPOILERS!!
ALICE: So this story is about a girl (Alice) who has a boyfriend (Jack) and she brings him over to dinner. He gives her this ring (the ring of wonderland) and asks if she will go and meet his parents but she says no and so he leaves (sneaking the ring in her pocket in the process) and these mugger guys take him and Alice follows the White Rabbit (not actually a rabbit) into this mirror and she falls into wonderland which isn't as cheery as the children's book has lead on. The city has been run by the Queen of Hearts and she is taking Oisters (people from our world) and draining them of all of their good emotions to sell to the people of wonderland. Alice meets Hatter and Charlie, a white night who is the last of his kind, and searches through wonderland to find Jack. Surprises and the queen's aces await around every corner and Alice, Hatter, and Charlie have to fight off the queen to save wonderland, but will she make it?
REVIEW: Okay so this story had me bouncing in my seat and squealing because it was so amazingly cute. Hatter is the best and Charlie is the funniest person you will ever see. As surprises and mysteries arose I couldn't peal my eyes away from the television screen for anything. As the story unraveled so did my thirst because I was sooooo into it that I forgot my drink upstairs and refused to go get it because I was afraid I would miss something lol... This (okay, so I admit, its not actually a movie but it is a mini series which is just two episodes which are two hours each so ya know, its more like a really long movie...) story is TOTALLY a MUST MUST MUUUUUUUUST see:)
NEW MOON: So the stories about a chick(Bella Swan) who has a "vampire" boyfriend (Edward Cullen), and she has a birthday party, she cuts herself, they VAUNT TO SUCK HER BLOOOOD. So then her BF, is all "Whatever, Chick. I don't want you no more." and then he leaves her, and she becomes all Emo, and starts cutting herself, and then she gets on a bike with a serial rapist/killer and then she sees Edward, so she tries to kill herself repeatedly, then she makes friends with a werewolf, and then Edward's sister comes back, tells her Edward is going to commit scuicide over in italy, they go and save him, then they fight with Royalty. EDWARD AND BELLA GET BACK TOGETHER!! Oh ehm gee.
REVIEW: Yeah, It's cheesy, yeah it's annoying, but a total must-see for anybody that knows anything about Twilight. I have to say, it's a million times better than the first Movie AND the book. It's funny, and not as depressing, and just plain better. THOUGHT IS STILL SUCKED ASS.
No! It is soooo not cheesy!! DONT LISTEN TO HANNAH I TELL YOU!! DONT LISTEN!! It is like a MILLION times better than the first movie (which sucked, might i add) and it is even better than the BOOK (Yeah, Micki, really? That's what I just said... Jus' Sayin')!! it may be hard to believe but yeah, it is so amazingly awesome! Its amazingly funny and Taylor is SOOOO HOTT!! Even my step sister who said she would hate it and that it was amazingly stupid saw it AND LOVED IT!! yep. Also, i think i've figured out this whole "Rob sucks at acting thing" i think its because Twilight is so big and Edward is supposed to have so much emotion that Rob just tries sooooo hard to make it perfect... but he fails... miserably. That make up also makes him look extremely gay... jus' sayin'. Also, he has no abs... he is so gross looking when that shirt comes off shudders anyway, other than Rob, this movie is SOOOOOO AMAZING!!(see?? This is part of the reason Twilight annoys me! Not the books, specifically, but the PEOPLE who are so devoted to it! The people who treat it as a BIBLE... Chee...)(Sheesh hannah!! Are you saying you dont like Twilight because of MEE?! gosh, you are so rude. Hasn't anyone ever told you to respect your elders?! lol, jus' sayin') (LOL, just SAYIN' that I have the soul and maturity of an old WOMAN, so shut up! And a year is a year, Micki, get over it. I have a 24 year old friend who I hang out with and talk to MORE than you, and we're like best friends (other than Brianna, Sandi and Rebecca) and she never complains about my age, because we're ALIKE... So shut your mouth. Or I'll start saying something like... "respect people who don't wear glasses!!" HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! I'm so mean... And I'm saying I hate Twilight because of people LIKE you... Though you are a big contributor...)
Interview With the Vampire:It starts out with a vampire and a young man in a hotel room, Then the young man starts interviewing the Vampire. So he starts out by telling him his life, and saying that he used to have a wife and son that died on year before, and that he was TOTALLY scuicidal, and then a vampire bit him, he was a vampire, but he didn't want to kil humans. DUN DUNDUN! And then the vampire that changed him (Lestat) changed a little girl named Claudia, and so Louie (The main Vampire) started eating humans again, though he never liked it, then they killed lestat, moved, then LESTAT CAME BACK!! So they killed him again, ran to Paris, went to a theater where there were vampire actors, then the vampire actors DID NOT LIKE THEM!! So they went back to their hotel room, where Claudia had a woman that she wanted Louie to turn, and he did, then Claudia and him went outside where they moaned and groaned for a few minutes, then the vampires taht DIDN'T LIKE THEM came and captured them, brought them back to their lair, killed Claudia and the Woman, so Louie killed them, and that's pretty much the end of the interview. Then the young man goes back to his car, starts driving, Lestats in the car, drinks the boys blood, thus turning him into a vampire (partway, at least) and then Lestat starts driving.
REVIEW: The best vampire movie (Other than it's sequal, Queen of the Damned) EVER. If you like anything to do with anything about vampires, you will see this movie like your life depends on it. it's on SyFy all the time, and Oxygen, so you could probably see the TV version on TV anytime. If you like reading, the book is also a must.
The Haunted Airman: It starts out with like war scene-type-things, then Toby, a military pilot is in an ambulance, they stop in front of this really creepy looking house, his pretty aunt comes, but it's kinda freaky, because he's like in love with her, then the nurse comes out, and the house is revealed to be a rehab center for veterans and people like that, and he's paralyzed from the waist down, then stuff happens, they're in a room, Toby writes a letter to his aunt, he takes a bath, then he has dreams where there's spiders swarming around him, and this keeps happening, then he ends up in a bathtub in the middle of the night, he asks his aunt to come and stay with him, he tries to make a move on her, she's like "Nuh uh" so that night he like stalks her (Crawling along on his arms) then he peeps inside her door, where she sees her with the doctor, and they're passed out in bed together, so he makes a noise, retreats into the shadows, the aunt comes and looks outside, then he rapes her leg, then slits her throat with a razor.
REVIEW: Robert Pattinson was terrific, along with the other actors, the story line was pretty good, hard to follow at times, but still pretty good. Though I must say I just didn't like the movie. Maybe I'm not mature enough to understand it, but I thought it was weird, and I think it's a could-miss.
BOOK REVIEW CORNER!!
Again, it's started by me!! (Hannah) And I like to review things, I review movies, so now I'm reviewing books!! Awwww, yeah! Micki, you can do it, too! (SPOILER ALERT!! There will be spoilers)
Nightlight: And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious sent up.
Review: Hilarious!! I loved it! I read and reread some places and it was just freakin' awesome! If you've read the Twilight saga, you'll love this book! That is... If you're not one of those people who are like "NOTHING can be changed in Twilight, if you even try to SUGGEST anything other than the exact story, I WILL EFFING KILL YOU!!" But if you have an open mind and don't mind a few cracks on Twilight, you'll be like me and love it!! I actually like this better than Twilight, because Edwart ISN'T a gay vampire, and the real vampires DIE! That's how it should be, suckers! Too bad there weren't any werewolves in this one, but this is still hilarious!!
August 29: Currently writing first chapter of our new story. Should be posted in a few days.
September 4: Micki is done writing first chapter, as soon as Hannah checks it out it should be posted in a couple days.
September 6: Hannah is currently writing our second chapter, it should be out in about... sunday at the latest... (probably) Probably not considering it's Sunday right now
September 25: Hannah is still writing the second chapter, hopefully she'll be done soon.
October 5th: Hannah is done writing chapter and Micki is now adding about 3,000 words at the moment... yeeaah.
October 12th: WOOHOO SCOOBY DOO!! CHAPTER TWO IS UUUUPPP!! xD
November 16th: Anxiously awaiting the release of the New Moon movie... Perhaps that's why Micki WON'T FREAKIN WRITE.
November 27th: sowy sowy sowyy!! It's not my fault! It's the friggen computer!! AND OMG I SAW NEW MOON xD Edward is a piss off. WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE PALE AND GREASY WITH NO ABS AGAINST TAN AND BEAUTIFUL WITH HUUUUUUUGE ABS?! a looser, thats who... sorry if you're team Edward xD -Micki
December 3: Yeah, I'm sorry about the chapter too... I should probably start writing it for Micki. And I saw New Moon, too, and I THINK EDWARD WAS BETTER!! He was just doing what he thought was right for Bella, chicky! And he's BEAUTIFUL. I love Robert Pattinson and all, but not because He's Edward Cullen, though I do think he was a pretty good Edward, I still like him better in "How to Be" and "Little Ashes" and "The Haunted Airman" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"And if you haven't seen those movies You've got to. But you could probably skip out on the Haunted Airman... CONFUUUUSING! ~Hannah
December 8: Yes, I agree with you. ANNNYWAY!! ITS DECEMBER EIGHTH!! DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?? THE. FREAKING. SIXTH. HARRY. POTTER. COMES. OUT. ON. DVD!! HOLY CRAP!! SO EXCITED, I'M GOING TO RUN TO THE STORE RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL AND BUY IT!!~Hannah
December 19: FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS BREAK!! SQUEE! I haz a happy.
December 21st: STILL NOT VACA YET!! GRRRRR!! TOMORROW!! YAYY!!
December 25th: CHRISTMAS DAY!! Grammi's birthday, also! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMOTHER!! She's 57 years old today!! ~Hannah
February 2nd: Micki just finished the third chapter, Hannah's going to check over it soon... Like, later soon...
February 14th: HAPPPY VALENTINES DAY!!
February 20th: I might not be of much help the next few weeks; Doctors think I have Mono, so pray for me and I might get better, therefore doing more work for you guys!! ~Hannah
March 9th: Sorry, still not doing crap. Moving into a new place, starting new school, trying to make friends, HOPEFULLY. ~Hannah