Fat Passion Fish Poet
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Joined 08-05-09, id: 682860, Profile Updated: 10-06-09
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, Young Adult, and Love.

Having become terribly bored of reading my works and waiting for me to 'go do something about it' a close friend of mine has set up this wonderous account, so that I can write and upload until my little heart is content.

This is, after all, what good friends are for...

As for information about me, I have little to say on the subject, but I suppose the basic facts are the following:

My first love is history, my second music, and my third literature. Aside from these, I have soft spots for tennis, my friends, and gorgeous men.

A miserable day for others, is a fantastic day for me: I love the rain, I love the hail, I love the snow: anywhere cold? I'm there...

I firmly believe that there is almost no better feeling than careering down a mountain on a pair of plastic planks.

I could live off the absolute awesomeness that is 'slushies.'

I think I'm developing a small fear of pills.

And I'll add more to this later, when I've thought of enough things that make me sound vagely interesting.

EDIT: Am now on Twitter (oh dear), so go find me to check for updates: www(dot)Twitter(dot)com/FatPFishPoet

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Cha This is Me by Darkling Wolf reviews
The chubby math-science geek develops a food alergy that causes her to lose a lot of weight the summer before college. New experiences abound at her engineering college where the boy:girl ratio is 10:1. This introvert is in for a ride.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Hidingnowkthxbai reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2003
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Pirouetting Clumsily onto the Bandwagon reviews
I have OCD, depression, paranoia, insomnia, and now a pillowbook. God save us all.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009
Homogeneous reviews
Extracts from the diary of a homosexual teen. Warning: Fluffy as a Llama in winter. Slash/MxM/Homosexuality.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009
Untitled Number Two
Basically a poem about a girl and her lover's life, through the eyes of a Lesbian/Bisexual. Femslash/FxF/Bisexuality/Lesbianism.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Untitled reviews
A new, as yet untitled poem, which I'm not exactly sure what to do with. I might extend it later. Basically, it's from a woman's perspective, and she's not very happy about a certain event...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Interrupted Cadence reviews
A mutual love of Piano sparks a bond of rivalry between a poor Polish boy, and a rich British girl. Take a seat in the audience, and watch this competition as it takes to the stage...Will the curtain fall on love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009