Sami Velantain
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Joined 08-05-09, id: 682948, Profile Updated: 05-26-20
Author has written 30 stories for Religion, Politics, Humor, Life, General, Love, Fantasy, Play, Sci-Fi, Song, and Horror.

Hi-Lo all! Sami here, and you have found my Fictionpress account! Here you'll find stories both new and old, short and long...and weird. Always weird.

Now that we have that squared away, why not have a seat and start reading? Because, well, that's clearly what one does here.

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Circles
Part of the upcoming collection "This Book Contains a Happy Ending"!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23 - Complete
Like Cracks in Mirrors
A poem for the upcoming psychological/mental themed collection This Book Contains a Happy Ending
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 7/25
Purpose
A poem for an upcoming psychological themed poetry collection.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Published: 5/11
Welcome To Oblivion
Narration for the upcoming intro to Aggrotech band Undying Mynd's debut album, Voiceless. Liked it enough to post!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29
Look to the White reviews
Started writing Poetry again. Very Native American themed, but can apply to any disenfranchised group or individual.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Complete
With Frozen Wings
Done with a random magnetic poetry prompt, but I like it, so I'm uploading it.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 12/21/2020 - Complete
Re:Human
A virus is spreading throughout the cyborg EXE society, malfunctioning them insane and turning against their own kin. EV-Millennium and others are deployed to an alien planet to investigate a cult of Rejected EXE, marooned by the plant-like natives. EV must survive the dangers of the planet to complete her mission, and deal with the looming infection of the EXE's ancient past.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,281 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 5/14/2020
The Monster Inside
A Short Story about some personal demons.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Complete
Without a Voice (Lyrics) reviews
Lyrics to a dark, personal song I recorded. Since the link won't work here the song itself can be found in Soundcloud under Sami Velantain and Without a Voice.
Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2017
Lovicide
Lyrics to an unmade song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Published: 11/17/2014
World of Ice
Lyrics to a yet unmade song.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 10/11/2014
Repressed by Me
It's been awhile since I've written a poem this insane.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
Manufactured Life
My first poem I've written in some time, I'm afraid.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Complete
Universe in my Eyes
Best seen as putting ideas of a story or similar, and molding the setting and overall plot in the form of a poem/story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Published: 9/1/2013
Love? reviews
Another silly love poem...except this one is a little more personal on my side of the computer.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
An Unfitting Puzzle
A depressing poem, more or less, about ourselves.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Superguy Ben reviews
Join the more-awesome-than-you Superguy Ben as he foils the plots of everyday life! Watch as everything you knew about superhero shows fall apart in the hands of Superguy, his friends, and archenemies!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011
Apocalyptical
After centuries of skepticism, demons have invaded Hell, Michigan of the human realm. In desperation, the United States hires a lone British demon hunter to put an end to the chaos, but will poorly trained agents and a fanatical zealot be enough?
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Published: 2/3/2011
Black Hearted Valentine
My second attempt at a love poem, with strings attached and my own personal twists.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Jokes of a Laughing Jester reviews
...I don't know either.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
E
A Short Story. A Slipstream story about a Crystal Engineer's life in both the near future and the slowly developing technology.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Lovedead reviews
My first attempt at making a romantic poem...so bear with me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Nothing Personal
The ultimate hate poem...maybe.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Game reviews
A two part poem about the mysteries of our existence.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Perfect Plan
A Short Silly. What Scottish people do on their free time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Latest Mission
A Short Silly. The daily lifestyle of the Secret Service.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Heightropolis
A Short Silly. Enter into a world unlike the realm below! Note: I was thinking of perhaps turning this into a remake with a more serious tone.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Story of a Cuddly Bear Named Fuzzybun: Child
A Short Silly. Just wait until the adult version!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Myself Against the World
My own little public service announcement.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Of Whom or What I Truly Am reviews
I have come to this conclusion based on research, observation, logic, and emotion.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
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