Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.

A load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: Bambi returns from the dead with a short note about conspiracy theorists, and why they suck donkey scrotum. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

((NO LONGER ON THIS SITE. Continued on WATTPAD!)) Okay, so he dumped,humiliated and treated me like trash 4 years ago for being fat...and some other w I'm back and looking better than ever-yep I'm a LITTLE vain-and I'm gonna get that jerk. Hah!

REMOVED Until now, I thought I was human. Apparently that's not completely true, and now I'm on the run with the son of an angel, and I don't like the way he's looking at me. Just your typical teenager. REMOVED

Laney thought she could finish her senior year under the radar and finally be done with high school once it for all. She didn't expect to end up with an asshole of a partner for her senior project and to be so intrigued with his older brother...

Sweet, geeky boy next door Chris was Meredith's favorite babysitter when she was little. Almost a decade later, their paths cross again... and Chris is now charming, wealthy, successful, and incredibly handsome. As they grow closer, Meredith finds their smoldering chemistry harder and harder to resist. Problem? She's 17. He's 26. Worse? He's getting married...

Now a series of disorganised one-shots involving the characters.

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Katy feels she can't catch a break -- her relationships suck, she didn't get the big promotion and she hates her boss. Can she find a way to put her differences aside and make amends with the one person responsible for making her life a living hell?

"High School is the best time of your life, enjoy it whilst you can" – they obviously haven't spent time in my shoes. High School is not fun, especially when you go to the same school as Tommy bloody Sharpe, the towns' infamous heartthrob. He is the most arrogant boy I have ever met, and has made it his ambition to humiliate me until I die, or at least, until I've left school...

Complicated. Dont you hate that word? I do. But it is my life, at the moment. I mean, I'm in love with my best friend. Who has a pregnant girlfriend. My friends just want me to forget. But how can I?

Okay, so my twin sister started dating the guy I like and her ex-boyfriend wants me to pretend to date him to make her mad. Yeah...um...thats going to be fun...

Three years ago, Kris slept with her best friend. Then he acted like she wasnt alive. Now he just wants to make her life a nightmare. Or does he? Complete

Kaitlin knows that the girl code has a lot of rules. Question. What do the rules say about dating your step-brother? Meanwhile, Natalia is learning how to trust again-though its hard trusting the one that hurt her in the first place.

*hiatus* Dakota and Ford were best friends in primary school but the social cliques of High School separated them - she became a nerd and he became the jock. It's their final year and they find themselves gravitating towards each other. Will they be able to break the status quo?

Meet James Blackwell: He's Crestington High School's resident player and heartbreaker. Meet Alli Pritchett: She's a student at Crestington High, totally run of the mill. That is, if you ignore the part about how she totally has it out for James and is plotting her revenge to take him down.

Don't fall for the biggest player in school, that's what I have always told myself since starting high school but with him trapping me in bathrooms with him and pushing us into janitors closets he is starting to make remembering that rule very difficult. *Complete*

All Lea wanted was to borrow her neighbours' shovel. The last thing she was expecting was to be tied to a chair and blindfolded. What's worse, her captor is a bully, slighty deranged and very good looking...

I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.

So Liz and Jake have been BFF for forever, right? So, why does Jake all of the sudden have the urge to rip Liz's clothes off and uhh....

This time tomorrow I will have a new stepbrother: Jason Keith Jacobs. This time tomorrow I will be the stepsister of the scum of this earth.

"Want a walnut?" She's the weird and innocent girl while bad boy Kyle Steele just wants to be left alone. Now, what's a guy like him supposed to do when he's got a girl on his tail offering him walnuts?

Evan Thompson. Woman hater, egotistical, complete jerk. And my best friends older brother. Oh, and my old best friend. And i have to live with him. Oh, how fun. Not. Sequel to CHANGES

I just told the richest man I ever met I'm an heiress, when in truth, I have to come to NY and learn to be a lady so my grandma will still pay for my dad's garage. Then he tells everyone and suddenly every guy wants to marry me, while that bastard watches

That son of a bitch dumped me and then went straight to the most popular girl to date during our freshmen year. Now we're seniors, and I still haven't been able to get a date. Apparently, HE scared all the guys away. WTF? He dumped me didn't he?

My name is Stacey Summer, but most people call me Sunny. I have great friends, annoying over-protective brothers and I like running. But I do not like Logan Williams, he is the bane of my exsistance, dramatic I know. But a girl can lust, right? 'ON HOLD.'

Leslie just wanted to get through high school and away from her abusive father. Jake sees Leslie as nothing but a pawn in the chess game called Life. But in this game, there is more than just revenge at stake.

Brit Connely thought that being part of the Sadist Tour would be a joy ride, but that was before she found herself constantly butting heads with a drug addict, an egotistical ass, and one hell of a kisser

“He is an egotistical-“ “umm, Brianna” “-Self centred-“ “Brianna” “-arrogant-“ “BRIANNA!” “What?” “Your mic is still on.” Ooops.

He's her enemy and Mr. Popular at school, she learns something that could destroy him but instead she ends up helping him keep the secret; if she doesn't kill him first. Lots of angst and humor. These two aren't falling for each other easily.

My name's Savanna Ro and I have been labled, but I swear to you- I am not a bad girl!

A woman returns home after her mother's death to prepare her childhood home for sale and remembers a lost love. 10/10/10: Alternate version posted!

COMPLETE! River is the bad boy at school - hot, distant and completely unavailable.That is, until he meets Luke. But Luke has his own problems - like going mad? Can River help Luke before it's too late? mxm slash

The last place I ever expected to meet a prince was at Walgreens at three in the morning, daring me to taste the toothpaste.

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

‘Hey, watch it, asshole!’‘Whatdid I do to you!’‘Yourhands.They're touching my thighs’‘Oh,well, excuse me,if there's barely any space in this damn closet—and I didn't touch you!’‘Yes, u did!’‘SHUT UPbefore I kiss u and makethisaREALSevenMinutesinHeaven'

Daniel wants to commit suicide. Getta realizes that she only has one month to live because of cancer. When the two meet, they both realize their feelings for each other, how to be happy again, and how important life is.

“Concussion,” A female voice rang through my head and the bright light blinded me, not helping my aching skull, “Keep her awake, Atlas.” I tried to sleep, but Atlas slapped me on the cheek. “Ow!” I yelled and he smirked. "Awake?” RATING WILL GO UP. R&R.

All I wanted was love, and to finish high school. But now I am Kidd-napped ,and caged in. What are the chances of finding love here? Actually, a huge chance. and my way out? Unlikely

Aryia,is a simple girl,but even a simple girl has secrets. shes in love with her brother.So many questions,like does he love her back? will she ever tell him? will they even find out secrets they never knew existed.

She was in his math class. Leigh. The name tasted funny on his tongue, like a sour candy that made you pucker your lips, but was sweet once you got to the core. "My favorite color is brown,” he volunteered. “That's the color of your eyes."

The Kalens have tried everything! Their daughter is OBSESSED with Robert Downey Jr, and things need to be stopped before she runs off to CA. Desperate, the parents bring in Seth, a young Yale student, to woo Jess and help her leave her fantasies behind.

She unzipped her black sweater, sobbing as she ripped it off of her body. She showed me her arms, pale and thin, covered in scars. "Do you know what this is?" she sobbed. "This is my life, my pointless life." Oneshot.

Eli looked at the girl on his lap. It was Starlette, the girl who'd hated him less than a month ago. It was then, at that exact moment that Eli felt something stur inside him and knew right away that he was screwed. He had just fallen in love with her.

Annabel Heart is being forced to marry Cole Remington to save her parent's fortunes. Cole Remington, egotistical and already taken doesn't much care for the idea either. will the two fight till the end or make peace for the next five years. Rated M incase

An egotistic childhood friend, a vulnerable short girl, and a compassionate cute guy, How could a vulnerable girl handle a situation of an egotistic ex- friend and a compassionate new-friend fighting about everything else in the world? PLEASE READ&REVIEW!

COMPLETE! jamie and liam are roommates who've hated eachother since they first met - until liam sees jamie naked. But what will it take to make jamie love him back? mxm slash

Christmas was always a lonely time for eggnog addict Alexis Harper. That is until an infamous rockstar bursts through her patio door on Chirstmas Eve demanding she help him.

REWRITE. 17 year old Sophie Matthews has always thought of her twin brother's best friend as just another brother. What happens when said brother's best friend realizes he's in love with her? A whole lot of drama of course.

Okay! I’ll admit it; I like him. He makes me weak in the knees, nervous as hell, and I sound like a blundering idiot every time I talk to him. But so what? He’s the most popular guy in school, and I’m a nobody. He wouldn’t take a second glance at me."

COMPLETE! Jack is one of Jody's best friends, and she's completely in love with him. But what happens when he falls for her other best friend, Casey? Expect tonnes of dramarama and an attack of the green eyed monster!

It's so cheesy that you'll spend your precious time eating it right up. My brother's best friend is gorgeous, my best friend hates me, my brother wants to send any guys who talk to me to the guillotine. Being rewritten.

Delilah has been ignored by boys her entire life, but when she meets a host at Applebee's, she decides to step it up and win this boy's heart. Even if it means to stop being nice and kind to the boys who had ignored her before. So, why do they see her now

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You can't like me. Look at me, I'm just... weird and strange and awkward." He looks at her. He's not sure what she's been smoking/drinking but there is nothing weird and strange and awkward going on here. FLUFF, please indulge yourself.

These are ways to be permanently banned from Wal-Mart. How do I know these ways? You really don't want to know.

Elizabeth Rose is your normal 16 year old girl, except for one thing; she has never been kissed. One day at school Liz finds a flower with a note attached from a secret admirer. Is it true love or not? And will she figure out who it is?

Jane was plain. She was just an average girl, with average looks, and a boring life. But when she and her dad transfer to Wright, Virginia, Jane is about to undergo some changes. Maybe the grass is greener on the other side...Review Please!

Rule #1, Jared Wait is to get revenge.

A collection of funny stories which will make you giggle for hours, but remember it's not what it seems!

Even in a toxic and abusive relationship, there is love. Unfortunately for Beth and Jason, there is no love without jealousy. One-shot.

Uni girl Natalie moves in with her brother to escape boy troubles in her last house. That means NOT falling for darkly gorgeous player Max Sterne she unwittingly moves in with... but is he as uncaring and arrogant as he seems?

Katie Carlson is the girl with the glasses. Being bullied is what she would call normal, thanks to his ever popular and handsome childhood friend, but because of an incident she became popular. She was involved with the devil—the worst kind of guy.

They say that the first day is always the hardest, and as I walked through the halls of Harrison Academy, I had the feeling that this statement would turn out to be more then true.

ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.

Gwen Cassidy finds a love in her mother's new boyfriend

You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.

Abercrombie and Fitch’s top model, Elizabeth Anderson knows she is the most gorgeous girl at South Bridge High. So why is the new kid, Davis Emerson, ignoring her and paying attention to her best friend’s not-so-gorgeous girlfriend instead?

Total geek James Hampton is in love with average girl Leah Anderson. Leah is the only one that's nice to him. He moves and Leah is finally free from his stalkish ways. A year later, he moves back and is a complete and total hottie. WAIT WHAT!

Dear Walter's Diary: Today I meet Scott. Scott have lead pipe and hit Walter. I love Scott! I come here from Spain, where the burro roam free. I live with Grandmother now. Scott no like Walter, but Walter like Scott! Love, Walter.

Shes got a mind of a 10 year old, he's Mr Popular at school. They used to be best friends, now sworn enemies, and now there pretending to go out, to get there exes back. Even Walt Disney couldn't possibly make this a happy ending. Hiatus

“What?” I demanded as I saw the horrified faces of the boys who were lucky enough to witness what was about to unfold. “Haven’t you ever seen a girl burst into the boys’ bathroom before?” T for swearing

COMPLETE. I flew, literally, down the stairs, landing somewhat gracefully onto the floor, sliding across the wood into the room and diving behind the sofa, putting my back flat against it. Ahh, the things you can do when you're scared for your life.

Harlow has always had issues with commitment – making Jesse Ellwoods, the most popular, egotistical, ladies man of their preppy boarding school her ‘perfect’, steamy match. Or so he thinks. In the mood for a fling?

how cliche? but its true. ughh boys...

When her mother kicks Rosy's ass off FictionPress, Rosy finds a job as a Phone Psychic. How will she reply when an absolute jerk calls to get his daily predictions done? ONESHOT!

I went to this masquerade ball because my grandmother made me. I didn't know I'd be leaving with a crush on the hottest guy in school or that said guy would be doing anything to find out who I was. Who was I? Well I'm just the girl behind the mask.ONESHOT

What's a girl to do when her best friend is the Crybaby of the century? Comfort him, of course. What she didn't expect though, was to fall in love along the way. //Oneshot.

He cheated on me," I sobbed. "Jason cheated on me. He can't do this to me!" "He did," Jackson said. "For six months." One-shot.

My life wasn't perfect, but it was mine. Now- now I'm not sure whose it is. And why am I feeling what I'm feeling? I shouldn't be. Especially now...

“It’s not like I like you,” he said, regardless of the fact that he currently had me backed up against the wall, a hand on either side of my head. “This is just…” he leaned in so close I could taste his breath on my lips “intellectual curiosity…”

Not everyone can live a cliché, no matter how much we'd like to, especially if you're a semi-insane college student who practically lives in the library. But maybe, just maybe, we can make our own clichés every once in a while. *One-Shot* 'T' for Swearing

ONESHOT!-Sara and Jake hate each other. What happens when he ends up becoming her boss? For the 'I Love To Hate You' Contest!

The main player in Merchants Stride High School gets knocked back in to place. Story is better than summary. Hopefully. Rated M for future chapters :D

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

The God of Reminding You That Football Players Don’t Date Geeky Girls hates me. He hates me with a deep, burning passion. Oneshot fluff.

Mature and hot quarterback fake boyfriend, check. Disturbingly sexy looking new kid, check. Disturbingly sexy looking new kid's lesbian sister, check. Disturbingly sexy looking new kid's cat eating monitor lizard.. what?

My name is Francesca Brown. Today, I am going to take revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge.

What Drunken nights can lead to. Especially when your with your cute boss. One-shot Please Review-

“You’ll be back. They always are.”/ “You’ll be annoying. You already are.” I replied. ONE-SHOT

What kind of boss would keep their employee at the office until midnight on Christmas Eve? The answer was simple: Alec Davis. Can a candy cane smooth things over with his extremely annoyed assistant?

I watched his eyes but they were guiltless. Short story about high school love and loss.

Perfect Asian Superstar. That's who Patrick is. To his parents, to his teachers, to everyone. But when he decides to tell his parents that he likes boys, how will they react? More importantly, how will his best friend's brother react? MxM slash one-shot.

I'm not the most social person in the world, but was still able to befriend a famous band. Before they were famous, of course. People call me cynical, but apparently the drummer may like me. And I actually may like him too... bad summary, good story R&R!

Ocean High is full of egotistical boys and flirty girls, and Essa refuses to acknowledge any of them. However, the one person that manages to get under her skin, is the number one person on her hate list. Creston Montgomery Spencer. COMPLETE. EDITING

Then for the second time that night he looked up and I choked. Im pathetic. oneshot

He's cheating. She's had enough. One shot.

A Southeast-Asian girl and an American man with a huge age gap are about to divorce but are reluctant. Did they marry for the sex or is their relationship more than that? They begin to discover new things when they take a break from their busy worklives.

Jessica is on holiday with her Husband when she suspects that he is cheating on her. But what really happened?

Thou shall not fall in love with thy boss. One little rule that she swore to follow. Simple, right? Well…not when her boss was Adonis in the flesh, complete with the cocky attitude that annoys her to death. But the more you hate, the more you love, right?

Insulting the one you like is so second grade. Believing the insult on the other hand, is just plain stupid. Not to mention dense of her to see he loved her all along. //Oneshot.

This story has now been combined with Changes.

He was arrogant, so I didn't like him. Then I kissed him, and ran away. Ricki has to face more than one problem, but Tyler is most certainly the hardest.

A woman finds her husband cheating and gets even.

One-shot.Nobody really likes Banana ice-cream. Not anyone that they know of anyway. But somehow, they just couldn't stop eating it when they sat together. FLUFF.

She was ordinary girl. He was egotistical jock. She loved him. He loved her.

I could smell the glitter on you tonight...but that's okay. Please read and review.

He has your eyes. I guess you'd know that if I'd let you stick around. Please read and review.

Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.

I had to start my first day in my new home by seeing my new stepbrothers best friend half naked. Oh joy.

A story about two kids in 6th period bio together. Written in journal form *Note- I editied it so each chapter is one short entry from one charector's POV

A Woman's mind thinks much too much about her husband's late office hours and her active imagination takes over. If only he would just wear his wedding ring. SHORT STORY

I'm Asian. I'm a delinquent. I'm in an all-boys boarding school. I'm a girl.

The typical cliche love story, with a not so typical ending.

All Marie Hanson wants for Christmas is a bullet through her cheating husband's skull. Very brief oneshot

She thinks he's cheating. No, she pretty much KNOWS at this point. My first shot at romance.

I was singing and dancing to the tune of Teenage Dirtbag when he burst into my room, looking amused. “So this is what celebrities do when no ones watching them.”

I regret being superficial but I can't love a mountain. Marx is hot. Ting is not. But now Ting is hot and I'm not. 215 lb Mandi once rejected a 300 lb boy, Ting. Now he's gorgeous and claims to still love her. Is this just revenge? We're all Superficial.

She just wanted everyone to be happy, even if it meant losing her's. When she has the chance to finally be happy, she must decide who's happiness is more important, her's or the one she was meant to love. [ONE SHOT].

A successful Asian singeractor is shocked when his manager announces she's quitting. How the heck is he going to find a replacement? And why does the idea of her leaving make him feel...empty?

Amy is doomed. 1 part makeover-transformation, 1 part womanizing overprotective brother, 3 parts insane best friends with problems of their own, and the part where she's in love with her brother's best friend.

Liz is the perfect daughter, the perfect girlfriend, and the perfect big sister. She is always in control. But everything changes when she meets Susan, Meredith, and most of all the freethinking, artistic Patrick. Can Liz stay in control?

Aubrey's got a crush. Chance is all but oblivous, or so Aubrey thinks. She is rendered completely helpless with just the thought of him. Chance is a player, but not just on the baseball field.

Victims don't participate.

A housewife makes a shocking discovery. [OneShot] Please, read and review.

A cheating husband gets a surprise.

As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.

He’s eighteen years old arrogant, a player, rich and annoyingly sexy. She hates him, but he saved her life. So… what now? [Short Story]

[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?

He was so cliche'...ONE-SHOT

Lila's family moves across the country and away from the sheltered life she has built for herself. She meets Collin, an older, egotistical womanizer that just won't leave her alone. God, she hates him! Right? Interracial fic.

Meet Eric: He is the hottest skater in town, and damn near impossible to beat. Meet Kayla: The head cheerleader and princess of the preps...or is she? What happens when Eric meets a skater princess who isnt all that she seems to be?

Daisy is one the outcasts never fit in, could the person she's fancied for ages, finally notice her. Is the dreadful makeover her sister made her have that dreadful after all. Will she get what she wants, and to stand up and get counted?

This is Princess Emily Edwards' story. Horror struck her life as a child when They came. Now, she and her friends must fight Them to regain her lost kingdom. She will fight for her happily ever after ending.

So he cheated cheated on her (it was totally the waitress's fault), and then he dumped her (temporary insanity), but everybody makes mistakes right? She had to take him back. They were meant for each other - he knew it.

Rei is working as an intern at Gold and Bloom, and so does Trevor Caulfield, her sexy boss, who will stop at nothing to have her... one-shot

Jimmy Pickard is the class clown. You know those kids; always smiling, laughing, telling a joke. Well, you can just imagine my surprise when I follow him home for the first time. chapter 4 up! 9/28/05

How to get back at an abusive boyfriend.

COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...

She's the Upper East Side's most notorious young socialite, famed for her beauty, wild partying, and bad attitude. He's a an ambitious young journalist going undercover as her handsome new bodyguard in order to get a juicy story on her. It's hate at first sight. For a while, everything goes according to plan... until they begin to fall in love...

Lottie Jordan moves to California from London and expects it to be like a movie. And it is. Full of stereotypes and cliches. What happens when the popular nice guy, artist/emo and resident bad boy fall for Lottie? How will she integrate into High School?

"He might be hot, tall, dark, and mysterious, and your type of guy, but Casey," Carrie said, brushing a piece of hair out of my eyes, then cupping my chin. "He's your soon to be step-brother. Please don't get sent to therapy."

It was my first kiss. It was completely unexpected and well...

Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]

When Livvy's mother dies, she has to move to Cali with a dad that doesn't want her. Things are looking pretty bad until she meets her stepbrothers best friend.

Reyna is a traditional Asian with controlling parents and lacking of a social life. Tommy is as American as apple pie. Smarty-pants has to tutor this jock. The twist: he isn't as stupid as he seems and she isn't as indifferent to him as she thought...

Simon Cromwell was the top of the top. He made and broke men and women...by the dozens. In exchange for making me, I was to be his girlfriend. Who knew that a ruthless man had so many layers, though?

They were so perfect for each other; the true love that only comes once a lifetime. Too bad it went wrong and they never met each other again. Thus, they go about helplessly breaking hearts, till they meet again...

He has the fingers of a piano player, long and slim with delicate knuckles and sweet little joints, pale skin milky and stretched smoothly over everything with a rightful grace. ::: A one-shot in present tense about the intimate love we all, at one time,

When a famous magazine editor goes through a rough divorce, her co-workers decide to set her up with men. They also decide to do it through the magazine.

I can remember the first time I cussed. Short Story

Christopher is what you may call a "player" when it comes to girls. Next, we have May, who is consider a nerd, who wishes for a true love. Dared to ask her out, Christopher later found out...

My thoughts on my best friend...(he is a guy dont worry)

Milly Athena is Asian. Her past wasn’t so happy in the states; her life was a living hell. Now, she’s back to show how much she’s changed over the years out of the states. Can she put a little blond boy in his place? Or will she re-live the past?

This is what it feels like to be stabbed in the back. Love to hear your reviews!

Two roommates. One sleeping deeply in the night as his girlfriend strums away endlessly at her guitar. The other lays in the dark, separated by a wall, and listens.

Short Story/Completed: Akane's loved her step-brother Darien her whole life. With their parents dead will she have the courage to finally take what she wants?

This is about a women who sees her man cheating on her. It's written in her POV. PLEASE REVIEW!