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Joined 08-14-09, id: 684242, Profile Updated: 01-07-11
Author has written 11 stories for Fantasy, Nature, General, Sci-Fi, and Life.

Note: Weather may be subject to erratic changes, including firey balls of thunder, mermaids pooling up from the sea and punk leprechauns offering pots of gold regardless of any rainbow activity in the area. This is due to a failed quest and immediate apocalypse after is expected depending on any enemies in the surrounding area. Normal service will resume as soon as possible, unless you're a ninja, in which case you're doomed. We apologise for any inconvenience. we've got that sorted...

G'day, I'm Nellie. I'm a die-hard Garth Nix and Tchaikovsky fan and I headbang to the 1812 Overture (hence the name). I am from Australia- no I don't have kangaroos in my backyard, yes I talk funny, no you can't see Uluru or the Sydney Harbour Bridge from my window. We are a pretty ninja-smashing country, though.

Garth Nix is the BEST AUTHOR EVER in case any of you think otherwise, KE Mills is pretty bloody brilliant too, and if you like Albinoni, I want to hear from you! (But if you like movies of books, then please do not mention so to me or I might bite your face off because I am quite opinionated.)

Oh, and UNDEAD are UNCOOL. All forms, no exceptions.

1. All of my poems scan. And rhyme. Take that.
2. Occasionally I go through a chapter and take out all the adjectives, to see if anyone notices. No-one ever does.
3. I can safely say that there is no purple prose, but if you look, you will find some (gasp) Mary-Sues. Feel free to tell me if they're too perfect, but I maintain that no-one wants to read a story about an everyday person doing everyday things, and taking a character out of that environment almost immediately makes them a sue. Sorry.
4. I welcome flaming. Provided you have something valid to flame about.
5. For some reason, I have yet to write a story where there isn't a girls name that ends in an 'ee' sound.
6. Also, expect random warhorses jumping into the scene and cantering around for a while (anti-writer's block tactic) and extremely erratic updates (IB student aaaaaaah... :)

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A Knife in the Dark by Iskeirka reviews
Lynia is a hired killer; an assassin, though she's terrible at her job. But when a dark shadow of menace begins to hover over her branch, and then the entire organisation, her skills are really put to the test.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009
Shadow by hyperactiveturtle reviews
When a young girl discovers that her father is not truly her father, her world turns upside down, and she begins to realise that nothing is truly what it seems.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
Cowardice by Iskeirka reviews
At the end of the road, one girl recalls the event that send her life spinning out of control.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
And Now for Something Completely Different by Iskeirka reviews
Got an idea but you don't want to write it? Send it my way! No matter how weird, how wacky, or downright freaky it is, I'll write it. Here is where I'll be taking ideas that the reviewers come up with and writing them to improve my skills.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Sketch by Supernova Light reviews
Two friends discover accidentally Lavenicah, a world where dreams can become reality. However, there can't be dreams without nightmares. What happens when Nightmares threaten earth, and the only weapon is the imagination of two fifteen year olds?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
The Prophecy of Legendarily Mythical Destiny by lakayal reviews
Hiro is a generic hero from the generic village that is ravaged by generic hoardes of evil. Guided by his generic mentor, Hiro seeks to rescue his generic love interest and save his generic kingdom from a generic Evil Overlord. Sure to win every Pulitzer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
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The Road Beyond the Bend
A journeying song. For long walks.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
The Apple Street House reviews
Stefan has problems. The box he made in woodwork is eating all his stuff, his friend's chicken is a murderous monster...and people are throwing juice at each other in the backyard. Hmm...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010
Emurlan Silver, Marchenie Brass reviews
When he helps capture a powerful enemy in a battle, Kerch assumes the war is won. But the enemy wants to escape, and she doesn't care how many people she kills in the process. For Kerch, the war has barely started...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009
Luck of the Starry Paths reviews
There are few who know of the starry paths, and even fewer who sail them. We select few who do keep to the mains, and hardly ever stray near the sun, because of course that's Solar territory, and no-one has ever survived going there...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
The Winged Messenger reviews
How would you keep a country from descending into cataclysmic war...without the general public knowing you existed? Mercury hasn't got a clue, but she's under the impression it might not be possible...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010
Galactic Journalists and Bad Radios
Short story I did for English, you know, normal romp-around-the-galaxy-pissing-off-authority type. R&R, please. You know you want to...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
Element 115 reviews
In a world where rivers run instead of roads and electricity is banned at night, Eve probably shouldn't be surprised when she finds a dead body floating down the street. But she is. And neither she nor her friends intend to let the matter drop...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009
Why the Glenalta Train Station is Closed reviews
Announcement on behalf of the forces of light and darkness- trains will not run today.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
A small preposition poem I did for attention to the title.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Amulet from a Gypsy Desert reviews
A ramble involving flying carpets, annoying ghosts, gypsies and slightly mad chemistry whizzes. If you review I'll be eternally happy...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Winter Wattle reviews
A little'd call it a couplet, wouldn't you?...about a pretty yellow flower. Oh, and a bunch of other poems too...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete