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Surp :3 So, I'm Elaine (bahaha! the evvvill pseudonym ;D) and I am a "scribbler". By scribbler, I mean that I don't take myself seriously enough to be considered a writer--and it works! I have way more motivation to write when I don't take it so seriously :).

I'm not one to write a whole bunch of stories for nothing... I have to really see the plot going somewhere. Sometimes the plots are based on things that I'm curious about--especially with the only one I've written so far.

My favorite authors are: JK Rowling, Stephen King, and RL Stine. I love JK Rowling's descriptiveness, Stephen King's psycology, and RL Stine's simplicity.

Favorite books: American Girl, Harry Potter series, Goosebumps, Superstitious, I am the Cheese, The Regulators, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon, On Writing, Ella Enchanted, and a few others that I can't remember the name of >.

As for music, I like pretty much everything. I'm slowly getting into the Beatles and Michael Jackson (I was a deprived but my first musical love was Papa Roach. :)

Reviews are appreciated...but I'm not going to beg for them. If you really don't feel like giving me one, don't. If you do...don't be lazy D:. Also, I appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. If it sucks, tell me why it sucks and how you think that I can improve. Seriously--I'm writing for myself, but I also know that if I keep something in my head, there are always a few drops that don't quite make it out and they're usually the most important ones. ;)

If you're interested in a really, really cool site, check out > Only Women's Talk It's a brand new site with advice for women of ALL ages...I even write up there :D

Update 4/2/11: I posted another chapter--and the text editor up here wouldn't format it correctly. Will reformat and repost at a later date. Thank you for your patience. :)

Update 5/20/11:

Alright, this is regarding the Humor in the Funny Farm...I'm taking it down. I think it has potential, but I haven't done the story justice and I think it would be better rewritten at a later date. I'm not sure what that later date will be or when it will be. I do have a few other story ideas churning around and they might be written first. This one is just going on the backburner for now--until I can rewrite it, make it better, and make it a little bit sturdier.

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Give Me Food by Nadel reviews
give me food or else
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Lightning by Bearr reviews
It was a Job, but how could he do it? How could her kill her, when all her wanted to do was feel her body beneath his own, hear her begging to have him. How could he end her, when all he wanted was to have her as his own. But she was a job.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
The choice by starnight3 reviews
This is just a little story I wrote for English. It is about a dystopian society. Carla has to make a decision about if she wants to stay in her so called utopian life or move onto a new adventure. Please R&R
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 208 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Prostitute's Misery by Dolensa Veruser reviews
This is a novel about a prostitute's journy to freedom.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007
Possessed Furby by Draketeeth reviews
I really don't like Furby at all after I had that dream.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2006
Lemon Tutorial by KCbakeneko reviews
A non-explicit how-to tutorial of of sexual encounters.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2003
Fear of Sex is the Power of Rape by futurebird reviews
I am perplexed by the nearly hysterical reaction some people have to the idea of rape. I think that sexism is at the root of that fear.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2003
Two Faces of Ruthlessness by mystic wolf reviews
The capture and execution of an enemy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2001
Lilies reviews
Augusta Riddle is a young woman who finds herself kidnapped by human traffickers shortly after her nineteenth birthday. She's always been the quiet, shy one...but what will she do when she finds herself sold to a wealthy, yet mysterious business owner?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete