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Dear Luke,
When being a player, you don’t let the other person know! Quick! Tell Chris you’ll go out with him on Saturday! He’ll automatically think he won and will let it go! Don’t tell Shirley though…

Easy-Going Conscious

Dear Luke,
Don’t go out with Chris! He just likes you for your looks, the superficial bastard… He probably doesn’t want anything more than sex! You reject that kid NOW!

Wreck-Up Conscious

From the desk of Luke Phillips

I’m still going on the date with Kevin, don’t worry.

From the mail room

It’s okay. I understand you’re just doing a favor for Shirley. But the moment that date’s over, we can have coffee right?

From the desk of Luke Phillips

As friends, sure.

Dear Luke,
That “as friends” line was wonderful. You have officially hooked Chris onto you! He’s been gazing at you all day. Don’t worry Luke; soon you’ll be in an orgy in no time!

Easy-Going Conscious

Dear Easy-Going Conscious,
STOP IT YOU FOOL! You’re going to ruin his LIFE! And orgies are bad! You can get sexually transmitted diseases faster that way!

Wrecked-Up Conscious

Dear Wrecked-Up Conscious,
Shut up! I’m leading him to the major goals! Ones that will make his life worthwhile!

Easy-Going Conscious

Sex in Words by Marry My Pie Please.

“They can’t just leave us in an elevator to die,” I remarked randomly, like it would somehow change the fact that we were about to be left in an elevator to die. “Try the open door button.”

Daniel heaved himself up and pushed a button.

Nothing.

I grunted. “How about the emergency button?”

He tried that one as well. “Nope,” he sighed. “Great. I wish we had a deck of cards or something,” he mumbled, sitting back down.

“I wish we weren’t stuck in an elevator.”

-Dial Tone by Comodin.

When he got home, he found Shub sitting proudly on top of a pile of what had once been very expensive shirts and trousers. Now they were a pile of very expensive shredded cloth.

“Cat,” Greg said. “You are not immortal. I do not think you should test the theory.”

Shub began licking one dainty black paw.

“Argh,” Greg said.

“You summoned a kitten?”

“A kitten demon,” Greg emphasized.

“Yes, ok, but why’d you even have to summon a kitten?” Luce asked, and Greg noticed he was holding Shub more gingerly. “I mean there are plenty of kittens you could adopt at the animal shelter.”

“I doubt they’d have much in the way of demon kittens.”

“Probably not,” Luce conceded. “But why do you need a demon kitten, anyway?”

“I’m a vampire lord of the night,” Greg scoffed. “I cannot have a regular kitten.” He said regular kitten in the same way grown men say footed pajamas.

-Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird.

Nehemiah protested weakly. He stared down at the cake and drew little squiggles in the frosting with the tines of his fork. “And you guys don't care I'm gay?”

Joe arched an eyebrow and shot Lev a somewhat concerned glance. “You're...living with gay men.”

“Also, we survived the 80s. We're not afraid of anything.”

Love Thy Neighbor

“Quinn, you’re like, really hot,” Allison said all of a sudden, rocking back and forth as she tried to stay upright. Elliot watched her as she fought a battle with gravity and alcohol. “I’d so like... date you and uh, do stuff to you, but like, you’re gay. So that’d be like... uh, incest.”

Quintessential

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The Crypt Under Shadow Avenue by Vain Villain reviews
Shadow Avenue had always seemed like such a quiet street during the day, and Lionel was just a lonely boy finding his place in a dull world. But after a chance encounter on a cold autumn evening, his dreary days have taken a turn for the bizarre. Now his nights are filled with all manner of monsters, and he's become enamored with the horrors and wonders in the dark. Eventual Slash.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 220,649 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/29/2006
Hey Jude by Potatoe1988 reviews
Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,090 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/31/2008
Tenebrism by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,182 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/1/2008
The Wizard of Bright Isle by MomsDarkSecret reviews
A young man risks his life to save a magical creature and discovers he has the gift to become a wizard. Thrust into a world of magic, politics and intrigue, he finds himself caught up in the struggle for control of a kingdom.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,402 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
The Barricade by Sundown reviews
Hell, if she can get away with feigning genuine happiness then damn it, so can I: the Best Man... [Homosexual content]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,503 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Teenagedom by Caisele reviews
-noun. An era in Simon's life known for raging hormones, homophobic boys' schools, alien abductions, Catholic camps, and an unhealthy attraction to his brother's best friend. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009
The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,108 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/10/2009
Know Your Place SLASH by bandgirlz reviews
Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Unrequited by All Good Things reviews
It’s tough being a gay guy when the only person you’re in love with is straight and the only person in love with you is a girl. SKoW Nominee.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,153 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Alphabet Soup by kazoua reviews
m/m Life is one big mess. Between mucking up relationships, visiting his shrink, and dealing with repressed 'mommy' issues, Spencer doesn't have the energy for happiness. Until, that is, Vincent - oblivious and charming - walks in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Pas Comme Ca by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR PUBLISHING. AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT LESS THAN THREE PRESS . COM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
An Absolute Accedence by Howling Cat reviews
Around here, Ace Lincoln is the star of the track team. And around here, Addison Noble is God, and he's Ace's roommate. When a bet threatens to turn them into something more, you can bet someone's going to get struck by lightning. MM, Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Confessions: Book Three by Wanda Walker reviews
The original story of Eddie and Dot continues. Eddie, a flamboyant drag queen, and a disgruntled girl named Dot, suffer tragedies and celebrate triumphs together, both testing and strengthening the bonds of friendship and love. mXm slash/het
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,284 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Leslie by GiraffeAtePenguin reviews
Daniel was an unassuming young man, simply trying to make ends meet. What did he ever do to deserve a roommate like this? Rated M for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,674 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009
Love Thy Neighbour by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash: Ariel has a million things to worry about and angsting, disturbed Nehemiah is not helping with any of them. He does, however, provide a most intriguing distraction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,018 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Area 51 Death Wish by Squirrel Activist reviews
-slash- Aaron Price wants to be dead, so in an effort to commit an interesting suicide, he decides to see how far into Area 51 he can make it before he gets shot by the "cammo dudes." However, the whole 'suicide' thing doesn't go as planned...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
Santa's Little Helper by x-Serena reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a selfish, overbearing elf. This elf, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't keep his eyes off of Mega's seasonal twenty-two year old asshole of a high school dropout Santa. Slash, merry Christmas 09, magalina!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Confessions, Book Two by Wanda Walker reviews
The original story of Eddie and Dot continues. Eddie, a flamboyant drag queen, and a disgruntled girl named Dot, suffer tragedies and celebrate triumphs together, both testing and strengthening the bonds of friendship. mXm slash/het
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 146,952 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
What a Lovely Scarf, Seth by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. I swear, this boy’s the definition of calm and collected. I doubt he even knows how to be angry. Even when he found out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he was all suave and cool about it. Seriously? Hell! Nana would love him...Oh...Nana...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The Three by kristalyn reviews
The Three are fated to be reborn until they can correct the past, but this time there are a few unexpected changes thrown in. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/29/2006
Louis's Super Secret Memorial Day Matchmaking Plan by fangirlspaz reviews
Though at first going camping and sharing a tent with a sex-god who is already your sort-of friend may seem like a good idea, DON'T DO IT. Evan's friend Louis bails on their annual camping trip. Luckily for Evan, Louis has a plan. Slash. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Without a Noumenon by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// Teagan is a punk content to fall in love, be ridiculous, and change the world. Winter just wants to escape the Eastern Seaboard, but he wouldn't mind coming along for the ride.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,255 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Love and Cereal by Aibari reviews
Max spends his Saturday nights passed out in bars around the city, and his Sundays are lonely and about as pleasant as a gun to the head. slash, one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Just Drive the Car by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Italian gangsters, a gorgeous car, a little bit of gunplay, and maybe something like love. T for language and violence; pretend I have also added the 'family' and 'friendship' genres; oh yeah, and I should also say 'slash' and 'mafia' for keyword-findery.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
CONSTERNATION by Ryleigh reviews
Kayne is a guilt-tripped coward with a brother complex and six part-time jobs. He plans to suffer numbly, unconsciously till he expires, but Fate doesn't think it should end this way. //slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2009
Send in the Fag by Switch reviews
Thaddeus Fletcher has the interview of the year... with the biggest jerk on the planet... Slash warning
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/31/2006
Magpie Syndrome by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Maddy has a lot to deal with lately: a new home, new school, new boyfriend...and a redheaded jerk who just won't leave him alone. But as long as he keeps taking his pills, everything will be fine. ...maybe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,536 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Confessions of a Drag Queen and a Girl Named Dot by Wanda Walker reviews
Eddie is a small town boy looking for acceptance in a big city. Dot is a disgruntled girl in dire need of a friend. Together they weave a tale of love, loss, betrayal, acceptance, and most of all, friendship. mXm slash/het
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 206,109 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Waxen Bones, Gossip Lips, and a Candled Pose by insanityxspeaks reviews
Aaron Ingleby is new, bubbly, and unintentionally dangerous. Riley Harper is quiet, hopeless, and a victim on all accounts. A story spun by webs of lies, deceit, and the horrors money wrought. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,375 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Gracious by orbicland reviews
Bloor gets mistaken for a guy named Donodan, and spends the day with Dar because he's too polite to explain the confusion. This may actually make him a worse person than Donodan seems to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Ticket to Hell by rentedspace reviews
Oneshot. M/M slash. Meet James. He's Catholic, he's a goody-goody, he loves animated Disney movies. And he's convinced he's going to hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Undead Alive by Aibari reviews
-SLASH- Being a vampire is the least of Adrian's troubles.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Tristan the Hellhound by Awe reviews
Tristan's just a normal, modern guy living his normal, modern life. Sure, he's a Hellhound, but half the people in the world are some sort of myth-something, and it's not as if the regular humans notice or anything.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009
Henry and the Shadow by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
A life, defined by negative space. Slash, T for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Thank Zeus by TRSNG reviews
SLASH. Robin doesn’t want to turn around and face the situation like a man - which is annoying and makes Chris want to harpoon him in the back. MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
What a Coincidence by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
You, My Friend, Are Dreadfully Mistaken by Carnivale reviews
Jack Spade's life consists of stalking Ronnie, starting riots in his debate class, dreaming about Ronnie, attacking George Fischer, and trying to convince Ronnie that they DO, IN FACT, have a relationship. [slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Glendale Law by Howling Cat reviews
Andrew Whiskey is a shy, near reclusive violinist with extreme stage fright. But when he ends up going on tour with a band, who will bring him out of his shell? The Neon Skyline tour may have his answers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Office Showdown by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Damien didn't like people. And he especially didn't like Taylor. But that didn't change the fact that they were going to be stuck together in an office. Alone. /for Freak-of-Spade's October challenge/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Lighthouse by thenorthface reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. Macon could barely handle fighting with his best friend. Everything only escalated from there. **UPDATED/EDITED AS OF 2/26/13**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,675 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 394,176 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/30/2004
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
You're Standing on my Neck by Strange.Synchronicity reviews
Iris McClanahan is your average teenage boy. You know, once you forget about his flower-child father, hyperactive best friends, not-so evil jock enemy, and devious matchmaking mother...okay, maybe he's not so average after all. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005
The Faster You Fall by sitaloire reviews
Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Might As Well Go For A Soda by Cattails reviews
-Mild slash- Waiting for a bus can be an interesting experience when someone's got their eye on you. Even when they seem a bit, well...stalker-ish.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Minor Mishap by Daydream Nation reviews
M/M Slash One-shot: What Forrest needs is a store that sells interior paint to redecorate his hideous fuchsia bathrooms. But because the world hates him, he instead ends up in a store that sells 'Kama Sutra edible body paints'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Northstar by gummybaby reviews
SLASH. I guess I shouldn’t have punched him. Or asked him to come to my funeral. Or to bring daffodils and chase peeing dogs from my grave. On second thought, what sort of freak is he that he wants to be friends with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Von Dammsel in Distress by Andy Anderson reviews
Frederic von Dammsel is a professional damsel in distress, minus the damsel part. He never expected saving, but his bumbling prince manages to stumble upon Number 7 Dwarf Street, the last dark and gloomy castle on the right. MILD slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Entrance X's by crazyspeedingcar reviews
[SLASH] Sebastian needs to get his priorities in order.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007
Jude by gummybaby reviews
SLASH. A special ops agent, working undercover as a college freshman, gets more than he expected as he tackles an illegal fight club, english 101, and a nosy roomate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,977 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
Click Click Click by Insomiak reviews
Happy Consumer Whore Holiday, if you like boys who touch boys. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Scam'd! by Comodin reviews
SLASH A 25,000 dollar scholarship is up for grabs, but you have to be out of the closet to get it. As the only one to apply, Dane gets the money even though he's secretly straight, but life can become complicated when you have to masquerade as a gay man
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
Perhaps Love by Algae reviews
[COMPLETE] Life was set in place for Adam and Blake and neither of them thought they needed anything more out of it. But when they meet each other, they're forced to reevaluate. But is it all worth it? Slash MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,724 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Wyatt by xanthofile reviews
[Slash] A teen wondering when his chance at life will come. Taking care of his invalid mother and keeping it secret, he's never lived for himself. Until two brothers move just across the street. [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Never Say Thank You by Tygati reviews
Slash. When Conall hears his coworkers discussing a strange thief that sneaks into their houses and cleans everything, he knows it couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. After all, Brownies are just fairytales... aren't they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Doll in the Grass by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] A classic fairy tale. Slashed.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Sex in Words by Marry My Pie Please reviews
(Slash) Luke wants to say he's normal, but let's face it... He isn't. For crying out loud, he writes letters to his next door neighbor!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,088 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
The Smallest Elephant by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Keegan's a real kook, at least he thinks so, and his world gets turned upside down when he meets a certain greenhaired someone and gets assigned what should've been an everyday English assignment... slashityslash COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,214 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
The First to Sin by Kimagure reviews
Born of his parents' sin, Tobin Sinclair is just trying to find his way and be himself. Unfortunately, he's the only heir to a huge company, and there are a lot of people out to use him for their own interests. MM. Slash. WIP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
The Sickness by Sundown reviews
I stick the note back onto the fridge under the magnet that’s in the shape of a fork with googly eyes and a lopsided grin. Its apron reads ‘Don’t like my cooking? Fork off.” I never found it as funny as you did. ONE SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Synergy by orbicland reviews
[slash] Mitchell and Jason were always meant to be together, despite Jason's best efforts not to admit it. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Charade by NekoKamiFL reviews
[COMPLETE] You can't love if you don't have a heart. [MM Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,464 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
L as in TRAIN by Luci-chan's Lunchbox Of Doom reviews
[COMPLETE][SlashYaoiMxM] Meet Lorren. He hates the line. He hates the pervs, the stench, and the general human contact. Meet Luke. He's learning to love the line, and a certain person on it...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,274 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
In places least expected by princess max reviews
Carmine could hardly be considered innocent. But that was old news, anyway. mm
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,416 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Beauty? And the NotSoBeastly Beast by Tygati reviews
Slash. Late one night a very unusual Beast knocks on the door to an Enchantress's castle. The Enchanter, who is more than a little miffed at constantly being mistaken for a Lady, decides to help the Beast out with his problem. Chaos ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Steam by FeatherJunkie reviews
[oneshot, slash, mm] Only a true best friend would go to the trouble of locking you in a closet with the guy who’s your crush even if it's completely against your will.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2006
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
A Boy with Horns by Kimagure reviews
One night in a coffeehouse, Elijah bumps into a boy with horns. And his life will never be the same. Eventual m/m. Slash. Yaoi.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
My Mathematical Mind by Shampoo Suicide reviews
And, my god, who just bursts in on someone like that. I could've been masturbating. Trigonometry, guitars, and bringing about the apocalypse or something close to it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Cynicism by Lost Again reviews
[MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,487 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/10/2004
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Indolesis by Isabelle Larosse reviews
(Slash/yaoi) Trent is returning home. Alex is wondering if he's ever had one. They are about to meet, and they have much more in common than they'd thought.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,371 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
Boxers' Rebellion by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Rivals in sport, know only one way to flirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Summers Gone by Ariel-chan reviews
SLASH Luke dreads his family vacation every year. Between his parents, who can't decide whether to live his life for him or ignore him completely and his possibly homicidal sister, he's sure this year will set new standards of hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,872 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Something to Talk About by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
First Person Perspective by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. An English assignment becomes much stranger as five teenagers find themselves at the centre of the murder story they chose to review. Trying to stop the killer, they find things aren't so black and white. COMPLETE!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003
What Words Can't Say by Rae1 reviews
Meet Parley. He refuses to speak. Watch out for his sister, she may set you on fire. And you may not want to stand real close: he tends to draw the wrong kind of attention, and you don't want to be associated.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
Strange Luck by Angelic Hooligan reviews
DISCONTINUED Ezra's always had strange luck, but it's about to get stranger...m/m slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,972 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
On a balcony by Rae1 reviews
M/M romance. John's stuck on a balcony, until he literally jumps for the guy next door. Sweet, but not complete fluff. Warning: small very small doses of angst found within.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,446 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete