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17, and I call myself a writer.


Some of my favorite quotes:

“Have patience with all things, but chiefly, have patience with yourself.”
— Francis de Sales

“Somewhere we know that without silence, words lose their meaning, that without listening, speaking no longer heals, that without distance, closeness cannot cure.”
— Henri Nouwen

“Out beyond the ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.”
— Rumi

"There’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."
— Lester Burnham, American Beauty.


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Simmer (original) by Ms. Poe reviews
This story has been removed, but I have recently begun posting a rewrite. Please check it out! Feedback is much appreciated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
The Do-Gooder by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Lara Montgomery is a do-gooder...or a dream-ruining, boyfriend stealing sl*t, it really depends who you talk to. In an attempt to atone for past sins she completes good deeds for fellow students who request her help, much to the disgust of Fletcher Townsend, the biggest past sin of them all. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Scandalous by SophieInPink reviews
The teacher, your step-sibling, your sister’s boyfriend, the married man; naughty girls and naughty boys, lustful sighs and a secret tryst or two. / You can never resist what you can’t have...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,716 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011
Universal Choking Sign by Our Heartfelt Lies reviews
It was just that... Dorian Birch! He had a way of making me feel a little crazy. Like I had to take action somehow. Run away or pinch him or, well, flash him apparently. Sing in his band even if it was the last thing I ever thought I'd want to do. He was bound to be the death of me, one way or another.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,865 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010
On the Run by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
I thought I liked Jeremy Rhider. And then he kissed me, shoved a briefcase in my hands, and jumped out my second story window. Now I'm under the watch of Agent Ryan Sumner, FBI. And he's about as thrilled with our arrangement as yours truly. Complete. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Wanted By You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Clint Lucas swore he would never fall in love, especially not with the woman he was currently holding for ransom. But in all honesty, he was halfway there and she made up the difference.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,699 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Trainwreck by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Detention is not the place where you're supposed to meet your next boyfriend, especially when he's Judd Asher, known pothead and occassional criminal. But he makes good girl Sadie Brown feel something she hasn't really felt before - extraordinary.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,048 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
The Dead Man's Tale by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
“And just so you know, love, my words are not the only pretty things in this room.” “I am sure you are referring to yourself?” Oh, pirates and their pick-up lines.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Stumble by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
As daughter of a man in charge of the CIA, Gemma knew her father was overprotective. She just never thought he would assign a man she couldn't stand to be her bodyguard under the rouse of a fake marriage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,296 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Losing Myself in You by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He left his mark on her, not because he wanted to, but because he couldn't control himself when he was around her. She was his; that was all there was to it, whether he actually liked her or not. Well, they always did say love was blind... FPSSA WINNER!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,315 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Fatal Attraction by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Battlefield by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Just because they were, quite literally, made for each other didn't mean they had to actually get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,135 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Ruined Fairy Tales by Sex and Candy reviews
My fairy tale was supposed to go differently. I was supposed to be kidnapped by an evil sorcerer, get rescued by a dashing young prince and live happily ever after. I was NOT supposed to be kidnapped by a lunatic prince, or rescued by an 'evil' sorcerer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,044 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011
Darkness Becomes Her by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Longing. Need. Desire. The Dark God has never felt these until a chance encounter with a young Goddess of Spring, sparking one of the most famous and enduring affairs the world has ever known. Hades and Persephone
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Downfall by Cassadaga reviews
Until now, I thought I was human. Apparently that's not completely true, and now I'm on the run with the son of an angel, and I don't like the way he's looking at me. Just your typical teenager.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,685 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Smolder by Ms. Poe reviews
-REMOVED-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011
Coming to Terms by Neon Scribe reviews
“That’s Charlie Fletcher. Charlotte, actually. Just don’t call her that if you’re fond of your testicles.” Contrary to popular belief, love is not a game. Maybe someone should’ve told Kale that it’s not a bet, either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,405 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009
House of Mirrors by Phoenix sraet reviews
When you kiss a stranger on New Year's Eve and he steals your gum, it won't matter because you'll never see him again, right? Unless he's the newest student at your school and he won't leave you alone, no matter how much you try to deter him...CH 20 up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,747 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Up in the Rigging by Fabulous Georgina reviews
To Cara, working her way across the Atlantic to escape poverty seems straightforward enough. But, with a kind captain, a snarky first mate and ship full of men, she might find something at sea she didn't anticipate. SKoW Winner: Best Drama R11. FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,670 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Breaking Armor by Elisa Diane reviews
What would you do if the boy you fell in love with was supposed to kill your father? After tearing her world apart, can he put it back together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 98,277 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Because I said so! by FidoDude reviews
The only thing we had in common was the knowledge that we hated each other's guts more than anything else on this Earth. So, in our unending quest to take the other one down, what else could we do but fall for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,489 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
After the End by templeton21 reviews
What happens after the world ends? "It's you and me. Just you and me." His hands framed her face, holding onto her, and she nodded. "Just you and me," she whispered and she was so relieved that out of everyone left in the world, he was hers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,486 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Behind Every Bitch by Well-Versed reviews
Blair is used to being her posh private school's resident Ice Queen. New boy in town, Warren, decides he's not really a fan of the status quo. When Blair's friends take the arrogant jerk under their wing, she'll have to break him before he breaks her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011
Katarina by Mary Freda reviews
Thinking back, though, to her brothers working the farm and how she was merely an extra mouth to feed, Katarina knew her decision, even if she was unsure of her heart and of Frederick's. "Yes, Frederick. I'll marry you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
The Ass in Assassination by Faedora reviews
She was sent to kill him. He was supposed to die upon their first meeting. Too bad he had inherited the cat's nine lives. Now he's blackmailing her and she finds herself falling for a guy who hates her guts. True love has never been so complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2006
Cirque by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
As a child, Daisy was left at Lafayette's Circus by her parents for her unique abilities. Now Daisy craves normality over spectacle but between knifethrowing best friend Chris and the secretive new Jack, it seems as if normal is the least of her problems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Born To Run by Woodstock1330 reviews
Mick Townsend is trouble and everyone knows it, but Kristen can't seem to get him off her mind... Set in Pennsylvania during the industrial downturn of the 1980's. No longer being updated.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
He's Oh So Special by NeedsCokeToWrite reviews
You're not supposed to look up at the stars and whisper with your best friends boyfriend. Or dance around in the rain with your best friends boyfriend,and you definitely shouldn't be kissing him under a streetlamp, miles away from home. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,107 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009
In Case of Emergencies by oh-skye reviews
ONE-SHOT. “Why do you always get to be the victim?” She grumbled, crossing her arms over her chest. “Because you’re my hero.” He shot her a cheeky grin then turned over on his stomach.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Ione by Eva Rieycoit reviews
Old evil haunted that lake, something that feasted on the flesh and blood of men. Drawn to the cruelly beautiful woman in the mysterious lake, Rhys finds himself not only in danger of losing his life to her, but his heart as well. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010
By Order of the King by BittersweetHearts08 reviews
Anna received a letter from the King saying she must marry Tristan by the end of the month, now she finds herself in his world of loyalty bravery & betrayal as raiders continue to attack her new home. But amidst the adventure & battles can they find love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
The One That Got Away by ILveJcb reviews
His eyes opened suddenly,and Grace realised just how close they were. “Grace?” he asked, his hand coming to her cheek. “You look beautiful.” Oh yes, trust the hottest guy in school to say this while drunk. It was just her luck.Her damn-assed luck!ON HOLD!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010
Tempest by iwannabeforeveryoung reviews
He's a jackass and she's perfect. Best friends? I don't think so. In love? That's more like it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,667 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Modern Romance of a Broken Soul, Take II by Well-Versed reviews
We grew up keeping each other at arms' length, but it only takes a second to bring the world to its knees and shift the dynamics of everything. One moment shattered it all. His existence changed forever, and I was left to put him back together again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009
Maddening by Imperially Slim reviews
It wasn't Hester's fault that she was named Hester. It also wasn't her fault that out of nowhere, the world suddenly thought she was interesting. Absurd things just...seemed to happen. A tale of purple cowboy boots and the marriage of true minds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Star Born by what the dormouse said reviews
I'm Ana. I should be enjoying my summer holidays, like most normal 16 year olds, but instead I've been dragged away from my home by a gang of demon hunters telling me that the entire force of evil is out to get me. What the hell is going on? Star Book 1
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,632 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Dirty Family Affairs by hewashandsome reviews
*Revised* In the Mafia, there's only three things that matter: loyalty, respect and honor. And "messing around" with your father's biggest rivals' son isn't okay. So what's a girl to do if she's the future of the deVito Mob?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009
Renastere by Eva Rieycoit reviews
She was always meant for him, even though time, through stories, through death. Rebirth was a tricky thing, and in this life, she is determined to stay away from love. Too bad he's determined not to give up what was born to be his. Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,632 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
A Tudor Dynasty by lilgulie55 reviews
A story about what might have happened if Henry VIII's older brother Arthur Tudor had not died in 1502 and how Arthur and Katherine's relationship might have gone. Filled with romance, intrigue and some deception later on.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,879 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
Anywhere reviews
On the red eye train from her small town in Michigan, runaway Mallory meets a charming young stranger named Hunter, who ends up leading her on a seemingly directionless adventure and shows her more fun than she's ever had. But Mallory has a secret destination, and she's certain she can't bring Hunter. How can she ditch the one boy who has wormed his way into her heart?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013