Zedler
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Joined 08-16-09, id: 684763, Profile Updated: 07-16-10
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Hi I'm Zedler, Zed or Z. You don't get to know my first name because its really that bad. I'm from Seattle Washington and I love it, though we've been having way less rain than normal and I really miss the sound. I think the best smell ever is that of rain on dry concert. I drink a double tall, non-fat, 130 degree Latte but coffee makes me sleepy because its warm and comforting and if I had a latte, in a fogged up car, in a downpour I'd be asleep in five minutes flat. I have seen a herd of goats just off a freeway exit going into the city, know more people that own a boat than air conditioning, and I don't think I could ever live anywhere else.

I'm a bit of a crazy person (though not that much) and a hypocrite. I have lots of pet peeves like when people use the word suicided as in 'she suicided' because its not a word and when people say they're doing good instead of well. "You don't do good. Superman does good, you do well." unless you’re like a firefighter...or happen to be Superman...that quotes from 30 Rock...anyway...


Come Play with me please!

I practically live at Fictioncove.com, we've got pirates and aliens and we're all very nice. Come join me.

I hate disappointing people so if you review I find it really hard not to keep my schedule.

They Call Him Lovely Characters

Joshua is the father of James, Andrew, and April. Andrew and James are twins.

Scott, Nick, Tony, Davon, Greyson, Benny, and Riley are all guys on the team.

Riley is with Melissa (pregers) and Benny is with Tory.

Melissa, Tory, and Kimiko are the three girls and Charlie is Andrews friend.

Is that enough information or should I put up more?


Sorry for my complete failure on He's a Biter, I suck I know, but school kicked my ass this quarter. As an apology I will try to finish the story relatively quickly this summer starting in about a week. Thanks for your patience!

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Heroes & Thieves by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
He didn't like her; she didn't care. A pirate who is anything but encounters a barmaid from Tortuga with a secret, and life for both of them will never be the same.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,844 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by candid reviews
There are good guys and there are bad guys. Sometimes he's one, sometimes the other--but usually he's both. And he's falling hard for his hostage. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Flaming in the Dorms by pesterme2 reviews
Damien is sent to live in a Catholic boys school for his own protection after he's attacked for being 'flaming gay'. What happens when a night in drag & an unplanned kiss attracts his heterosexual roommate's attention? Male/Male Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 260,365 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Sssh by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. William goes to China with his childhood friend and sometimes lover Oliver. Everything else just seems to roll on from there. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,581 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Liberation Girl by Written reviews
-Complete- Lysa thought being the Emperor's only daughter was tough, and that was -before- the handsome rebel came into her life.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by CaseyBear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Convenient by orbicland reviews
After Sam's boyfriend gets shot, it should be obvious what he's supposed to do. Instead he reads a lot and can't seem to stop running into the cute paramedic from the accident site.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Thank Zeus by TRSNG reviews
SLASH. Robin doesn’t want to turn around and face the situation like a man - which is annoying and makes Chris want to harpoon him in the back. MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
English Adventure by Lush Mellifluence reviews
M/M Slash. Adam, a gay Californian teenager, is forced spend his Christmas holidays in England with his bully.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,165 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/3/2004
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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He's A Biter reviews
If you made it through the first month, the zombie apocalypse was actually incredibly boring. Zombie wise that is, the living were still very good at keeping things interesting. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
They Call Him Lovely reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
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