Funky Bracelet Chick
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Joined 08-17-09, id: 684886, Profile Updated: 12-15-09
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, General, Biography, and Life.

Heyy everybody!

I'm Funky Bracelet Chick!

I love yaoi. I know some people gross out about it, but I really don't give a shit. Go on in your homophobic ways. See if I care. Just don't come crying to me when you do see the wonderfulness of yaoi and need to know the places to get all the good smexy stuff. I love yaoi and just about nothing will ever change that. Yay for cynicism!!

I have a cat named Theodore. Theo for short. My uncle found him in a garbage can, brought him to us, and he's been part of the family ever since. But he's mostly mine, 'cause I'm the one who loves him the most.

My favorite color is purple.

I have a fanfiction.net account under the same name as here. If you wanna go see the awesome-tastic wonderland that is my profile , go look it up. I promise you won't be bored.


Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

I am who I am because that's who I am. (that's my quote, so if you wanna use it, ask me first and make sure you give me credit! -growls to defend her little piece of wisdom-)

"Stop complaing that life is so tough. It's not life's fault you're not strong enough." ~Shiori Miko

"We do not ask why a dog bites, we just put it down."

I put the laughter in slaughter.

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Chaos by liveforthelaughter reviews
Claire is a 16 year old girl who's run away from home, only to stumble upon an old mansion in a world a little bit out of the ordinary. It's home to the reluctant, sexy demon, Rowan. Can she save Rowan from his demons if she can't even save herself? Creep
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,614 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009
Playing with Fire by slashedkaze reviews
Sequel to Taming the Dragon. Not all fires burn you - some will just turn your life upside down. M/M. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,309 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
The Celestial City by lbtempia reviews
Elora Roux is a modern-day, young woman who travels to the past; into the grand world of King Louis XIV's court. The coming together of a 21st century woman and a 17th century man seems it can only bring conflict, in the beginning at least.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,782 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Claim by CarelessLove reviews
Yaoi. Mature. Another werewolf story. I love those!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 12/6/2009
Tales From the Sea by Lightning Streak reviews
Through an accidental turn of events, a girl finds herself surrounded by fairytales. But in the Victorian Age, fairytale creatures and reality often clash...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009
Taming the Dragon by slashedkaze reviews
Asher is a pyromaniac. José is blind. Neither of them know how they got into this strange world or how they got these powers, but together they might find their way home. And maybe something else along the way. M/M Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,838 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Vengeance Painted With Lust by Sayden Emery reviews
When a powerful lord pisses off an even powerful demon, there is hell to pay. The demon takes the man's only son back to his world. M/M, Abuse, Anal, Angst, N/C, Violence
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009
The Angel of Salvation by Daddy's Little Peach reviews
Three men hold the keys to my future; Toss, my gorgeous best friend who drives me insane; Gabe, the sweetheart who reminds me of my first love, and Kiiros, whose kisses make me forget my own name. But which one is The One who holds the key to my heart?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Winter Garden by PencilSketchS reviews
Born a vampire without a twin in the DelVive family, Naire is dependant on a blood-bond to ensure his sanity. Then he ends up bonded to an unfortunately mortal young man, risking disfavour and his intended's family's wrath. MxM. Constructiv crit welcome
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,350 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009
Behind The Facade by RNE reviews
I wanted to explore the power of using a few words to tell a emotional story. Please review and tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
The Wolf's Hunt by shadowinthesky16 reviews
In a world where a war between wolf and man changed everything, 16 year-old Kylar's life takes an unexpected turn once he's saved from drowning by a very unlikely,not to mention impossible source. What happens when he leaves his home to help a new friend?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Pawn of Time by Senna Lorien reviews
A mysterious necklace hurtles Diane Caradean back in time to a place thought to exist only in myth, Atlantis. When she meets a handsome royal guard, Diane is left wondering whether she wants to go home at all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009
Hard Candy by Venustas iaceo reviews
[Slash ask before putting on c2] Uh oh! When Modest's father dies, he suddenly finds himself involved in the Russian mob, but to make matters worse he happens to be in love with the Don's son, Nikolai.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,855 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2006 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
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Funny Random Sayings reviews
This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
Nobody reviews
Because that's all I am and all I ever will be: a nobody.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Love and Hate reviews
My take on these two emotions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Cancer reviews
Cancer. It hurts everyone, even those who don't have it.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Ick I Am Sick reviews
I was sick one day. It really sucked. My mommy wouldn't let me go the computer because its "cold" in the basement. I spent the entire day thinking of things that rhymed so that i could write this. Enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete