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Joined 08-17-09, id: 684920, Profile Updated: 02-15-11
Author has written 12 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, General, Nature, Love, Biography, and General.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier

So, my screen name is scharlie18 (obviously), but you don't have to call me scharlie18. You can drop the 18. You can even drop the 's'. Or the 'c', the 'h', the 'a'. Heck, drop all the letters and just greet me with a 'hey.' I really don't care.

I am female. In addition to writing, I read. Yup, I have a huge list of favorites.

So, basic info:

Hobbies: photography, psychology, reading, writing, teasing people.

Music: My fav genre is rock. I listen to a lot of rock. I'm a huge Billy Joel fan, and I really like music where I have no idea what they're saying. I don't mean lyrics like R.E.M where you understand the words, you just don't get the lyrics. I mean music in other languages, like Juanes (he won a grammy for his last album!), who is Colombian. I don't really speak spanish (just enough to pick up on the occasional word or phrase), but I love him anyways. I love the iTunes free songs. Every week, I go to the iTunes store and check what they are, listen to the previews, and maybe download the songs. I've gotten some suprisingly good music that way. Like Orianthi's 'According to You' (which I heard on the radio the other day), and this amazing latino rap song called 'Drivin' Steady' by Bang Data. (It starts off with the words, in English, as is most of the song, 'You're killin' her!' and a fantastically intense drum beat. Sooooo good.) I could go on all day about music, so I think I'll stop there.

Loves: Music. Writing. Good friends. Chocolate. What else is there?

Hates: The twilight movies. The whole vampire thing has gone entirely too far. And I don't find Robert Pattison sexy. At all. I loved the books. Refuse to see the movies. I also refuse to see the Harry Potter movies. I loved the books, but every time I watch a Harry Potter movie, I compare every little tiny detail to the book to the point that it ruins the movies for me. And I think Justin Bieber sounds and looks like he's 10 years old. I'm not a fan. (The only reason my friend has his songs on her iTunes is to torture me with them. I'm not even kidding.) Though, he does look much older now that he got his haircut.

So, drop by, say hi! :)

Or, not. +blink+blink+

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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Some Kind of Something by Onen reviews
-MM- It all started at an anime convention when my best friend abandoned me and I barreled over a blue-eyed boy. By accident, of course. Then again, I'm accident-prone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Candy by Faylin reviews
Tobias isn't your ordinary highschool English teacher. While his daytime hours are devoted to the horrors in his class, Tobias's night is dedicated to his other line of work. As popular Erotic author, Merrick Camui. Warning: Depicts MalexMale relationship
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Gay by Rainbow Shitting Unicorns reviews
SLASH. "Please play along . ." he whispered in my ear. Next thing I know, Rian the ladies man is kissing me in front of all his fangirls. Full summary inside. Rating may go up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/14/2009
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,011 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Best of You by The Sham reviews
SLASH/MM Quarter-life crisis. Fun times, right? Add a gorgeous callboy I might be in love with, unwanted encounters with an ex, and things just might get interesting. Rated for strong sexual themes, mindless smut, and cursing. R&R Repost/redraft
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010
Technologic Affection by CrackedJester reviews
There wasn't an instruction manual for love. There may have been one for the robots, but there wasn't a section on what you were supposed to do if you fell in love with one. She checked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011
Philophobia by Chronically Creative reviews
Asher Christenson has what we call Panophobia, the fear of everything. When he meets Rider Smyth, a young, tattooed biker, it's one of the scariest nights of his life, but it is also the meeting that will change his life forever. ON HIATUS.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,198 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
All I Want For Christmas by Imminent Paradox reviews
It's bad enough to be woken up early on Christmas by your roommate, who claims there's an emergency. But then Noelle got to the living room and found her neighbor under her tree, convinced that he's her Christmas present. What’s a girl to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009
So Real by Aurette reviews
Danielle was married and divorced by age 22. With a cynical new view on romance, she strikes up an unusual friendship with a blue haired poet who has a few scars of his own, and who is everything she isn't supposed to like. Sequel to To Feel the Sun.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,936 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
A Year Away by princess.charlotte reviews
Sophie Howard is sent to London, ON, Canada, where she finds the world of hockey and the London Knights- along with the Robertson brothers, who she's staying with, and Patrick Crosby, the Knights' star player.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
See the Real Me by rose ash reviews
COMPLETE. Brennan Hart is a hot musician who meets a girl named Laine Emerson and falls for her. The only problem is she thinks his name is Skyler Daniels and doesn't know about his celebrity status, so what can happen between them? Please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,930 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Of Kicks And Spins by Tash Sta. Maria reviews
I was hoping that if – a huge, giant if – Cesc Fabregas did bother looking up my address, he’d be so repulsed at the state of my house and me, generally speaking, that he would politely say he forgot he had other plans and stay out of my life. Wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
A Web of Lies by CrazyCowgirl101 reviews
When Amelia finds her husband Lord Walden-James dead, she knows that she must flee or be accused of murder. Taking on a new identity and telling lies when needed, she becomes Isobel Pellitier, falling stupidly in Love with the Earl Isaac Bristowe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
The Lake by KittenOnTheKeys reviews
A poem I wrote about my little sister.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
crumpled sunlight by EllieTheTwilightHater reviews
she can't write with a broken window.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
president obama notices your ass is unkicked by alicer reviews
on the BP oil spill. what else?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Mon Pere by InfrangibleShards reviews
When Daddy fails you ... who are you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Shattered Series by VanessaWolfsbane reviews
A collection of real-life stories that focus on matters of the heart. These characters endure the purest form of pain - heartbreak. No dialogue, no names, just expression. 'It isn't enough for your heart to break because everybody's heart is broken now.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Chasing The Night by wonderless reviews
Go to hell, Covington," I snapped at him. "Only if you'll come with me," he winked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009
An Ode To Maybe by The Sham reviews
Meet Joe, a guy down on his luck who's tired of looking for Mr. Right. Meet Abby, who's nothing like what he usually looks for. Add a Greek wedding, a cougar attack, and maybe something happens. Maybe. Rated M, for Mature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
How Long Will it Take? by me. yes. me reviews
It’s hard to be best friends with the most sought-after guy in school. Especially when he’s the resident playboy. AND you have a massive crush on him. -story told through IMs/texts/notes/phone convos-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,004 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Kind of a Drag by The Sham reviews
Slash/MM for scharlie18. Life for Stosh is kind of a drag. Will his best friend, and self-proclaimed "weird kid," Robby help liven things up? AGIAN: SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Gravity by AvaLynn reviews
I had the perfect plan to get away. Away from the pain and the suffering and the man who caused it all. Maybe I was crazy to consider disguising myself as a guy. But, this was my chance to take my life back. I just never expected it to be so complicated..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010
The Trouble With Cats by Alex Whitehall reviews
When Blaine is bullied into buying a cat, he gets more than he's expecting with the tenacious Holt. But with a little care and an open mind, he might be able to find love with the shape shifter. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Mo Chridhe by blonski reviews
*My heart, in Gaelic* He was staring at me with an amused grin on his face and my ear bud in his hand, I gave the wire a little tug and he let go of it, “It’s Ian,” he smirked as he took the seat next to me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,032 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009
A Muse Bouche Or How Marshall Got his Muse Back by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Meet Marshall. He's a writer with a weird sense of humor and a habit of being dumped. Will he get back on the horse, or sit in his apartment with his cat and a quart of Ben and Jerry's? Tune in to find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,397 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
A Softer Darkness by poetic sarcasm reviews
She had never fallen in love before...until she met a fellow poet who hated her. Or does he? student/teacher
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009
Sick by Minor Masterpiece reviews
I wasn't addicted to the pleasure, the pain, or the feeling of getting laid. I was addicted to feeling wanted, to feeling needed, and to feeling powerful. Even when they were on top of me, inside of me, all over me, I was still in control. -REMOVED-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Hear You Me by Mitchie reviews
Would you jump me?" he asked. I gaped at him like a fish on the bank of a river. Did my deaf ears just deceive me? His eyes widened as it dawned on him what he said... "No! Wait--"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,213 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
See You at Dick's by rentedspace reviews
Dad put his fork down on the table. That was the beginning of the rest of my life. Welcome to St. Richard's Boarding School for Boys, home of the Flaming Phoenixes. M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Amends by Beautiful Midnight reviews
What do you do when your friend's only a ghost of who he used to be... literally? And he won't leave you alone until he makes amends... Well, besides wearing pants a lot more around the apartment, anyway.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006
Change of Season by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Justin didn't think his life could get worse..it wasn't going to get better.: He was stuck alone with a two year old daughter, his girlfriend had run off on him, and he was broke. Brad didn't think his life would get any better either.. And then they met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 12/17/2003
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The House on the Hill reviews
Once when the moon didn’t shine as bright/There lay an old house at the top of a hill/Where dark won the war against light/Where silence was king and all lay still.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Ghost Train reviews
No train runs through here, and yet one just did. I saw it. There was a boy. He was going to see the world. Whump-whump-whump-whump.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Untold Story reviews
...and for a moment, the world is sane.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
The Wild reviews
She made one mistake, one little mistake, and suddenly, everything they know about her, everything, is thrown away and forgotten. Where do you go when you can't go back?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Easter Egg 12 reviews
What do you do when you know it's out there, just waiting to be found?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
The Beast of Fright reviews
There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Nowhere you can go that it won’t be by your side.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Her Soldier reviews
Her soldier to her would never return. Her tears could only be matched by the rain. It was for him she would always yearn. It was in his hands her heart would remain.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
An Orchestra Plays in my Backyard reviews
You might say that there is nothing to hear, but you have to listen with more than your ears. So, come and sit by me.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Puzzle Pieces and Music Notes
We were just kids who wanted to make something of ourselves, something other than the sorry, misshapen forms we saw in the mirrors, but broken hearts broke our dreams, and we were left to crumble and fall apart.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Adventures in WalMart reviews
Slash for The Sham. Matt's having a bad day. First, his webcam breaks, then some kid steals his car keys. Matt goes off in search of someone helpful, and instead, he finds a complete jerk. Can this day get any worse? Slash, two-shot, smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
A Child's Prayer to the Stars reviews
Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Twas All Hallow's Eve reviews
‘Twas All Hallow’s Eve, and all through the night/Creatures were stirring and freezing with fright. Parody of 'Twas a Night Before Christmas' by Clement Clarke Moore.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete