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Joined 08-18-09, id: 685078, Profile Updated: 07-17-12
Author has written 20 stories for Family, Romance, General, General, Essay, Kids, Mystery, Play, Fable, Young Adult, Humor, and Humor.

Hello, My Parakeet Has Issues, here,

For now I just post poems and short stories. I am paranoid about people stealing my stories, even if they aren't worth stealing, and I also tend to go back and revise chapters, so I don't want to post a novel chapter by chapter. :)

I will try to review everything that I read, as that is my job as a reader!

If you review any of my work, please leave a decent critique. If you liked it, please specify what it was that you liked. If you didn't, please tell me why so that I may focus on improving my writing. I guess I won't really mind flames, but try to relate them to the actual story. X)

So, please read and enjoy!

Thanks,

My Parakeet Has Issues

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La Danse des Dames by Crossed in Love reviews
My first try at writing French poetry. Metaphors in the poem were inspired by d'Orleans et Ronsard. Basically the ladies in the poem are trees and the man is the wind. My orig. Eng. version coming soon! Sorry about the formatting Idk what happened?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011
Growing Pains by Relala reviews
."Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." This is me, 365 days in a row./swears. main topics school and growing up./
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,466 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
No More Red Apple by toomanypickles reviews
Gregory has always loved the princess; the whole country is in love with Princess Snow. So when he is asked to be the one to kill her, he is carried into a fight much bigger than he is.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,008 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Rainy Grey Days by Clara Fonteyn reviews
How easy it is to be in a different world on a rainy grey day. One-shot. Complete, obviously.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
Cosmic Odyssey by Princess-anna57 reviews
As I gently caress the edge of your atmosphere on this cosmic odyssey my existence is currently experiencing, I contemplate whether you've successfully received my satellite signal.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/29/2009
Guess Who by schnook reviews
I’d love to give you an explanation as to who I am or why I’m here – but truth be told, it doesn’t really matter. And to be perfectly honest, I’m not sure I want to anymore. WARNING: kind of sad. short story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Don't Panic by ZoieLark reviews
Her mom just married a random man, her step dad thinks she's a boy, her step brother's too nosy, her best friend has a secret, and she's just fallen for someone she shouldn't have fallen for...(completed)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,508 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
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How to Survive the Thespian Apocalypse reviews
It's the year 2012 and disaster has struck. All around the world, Thespians are invading towns and ruthlessly converting innocent people into theatre lovers, inducting anyone in their path into the International Thespian Society. Lucky for you I've compiled this nifty little survival guide that will ensure the safety of you and those you love.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Complete
Let's Play Pretend: Stories from a Child's Pen reviews
Despite the town being rundown, the animals of the shelter still found a way to be happy. All of them except a little dog. He had no friends, all because he was a little different. An unaltered collection of stories and poems written in elementary school.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010
Tales from a Facebook Junkie reviews
I am not afraid to admit that I have a problem. That's the first step in getting better right? When I'm online with absolutely nothing to do, I make up an excuse to be there in the form of rhyme schemes and ramblings. Please enjoy my junkie tales.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011
The Tale of Batchan and the Bieber reviews
This is the story of what happens when you let hate consume you. You end up breaking your mother's furniture and kidnapping popstars.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
For her Words Have Been Stolen by Walls reviews
They didn't know that she could talk. Why would they? She was always so quiet in school and at home. Yes, she could talk, and her words were capable of anything. If only she could hold onto them long enough.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
Poetry for Mickey reviews
The poems read here were not planned, were not revised, nor carefully thought out. They were simply written down in a notebook, for Mickey.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009
The Sheep and the Sheperhdess reviews
The bond of the heard was supposed to be a powerful one. So why did he abandon his flock so easily? Just some ranting in fabel form.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Salvation Day reviews
A poem I wrote about a friend going through a tough time right now.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010
Mitch who Liked Pickles but Hated potatoes reviews
Mitch loved pickles. He loved them as chips, as spears, on burgers and in relish. He wouldn't eat icecream unless there was a pickle to go with it. If there was such thing as a pickled pickle, Mitch would love that, too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010
Enemies of the Earth reviews
Why should we "save the earth"? I mean, what's the earth ever done for us? Provided us with "food" and "water" and a "breathable atmosphere"? Ha! Try earthquakes, hurricanes, and man-eating animals and insects! We need to remain enemies of the earth!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
I Don't Hold Grudges reviews
A lot can happen in 24 hours. You can become rich, find true love, make a new friend. You can also loose a friend, or a loved one, and miss out on the chance to say you're sorry.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
The Room with Blue walls and Pink Stripes reviews
What if you were to wake up in a room that you had no memory falling asleep in? What if you couldn't remember your name?What if you knew stuff and could do things that you never did before?How would you feel in the room with blue walls and pink stripes?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Randolph the Rat and Beauregard the Elephant in reviews
a Nutty situation! All Beauregard wants to do is sit down and enjoy a Sunday afternoon with his favorite treat: Peanuts! But when Randolph comes around, trouble is sure to follow.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Two Years reviews
I don't think I'll ever stop missing you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Aftermath reviews
The phone call was so unexpected. What happened after it. . . not so much. It all happened so fast, I didn't know how to comprehend it, how to think, how to react.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
The Angle of Death
There, there. . . No need to be frightened. . . You can trust your Uncle Mengele." An essay I wrote for history about Josef Mengele with a fictional scenario in the begining. Rated for references to violence and possible disturbing imagery.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Year Six reviews
Ah yes, sixth grade! A year consisting of Outdoor Ed and...an extensive poetry unit. Other than that, not much else. So please enjoy what little poetry I actually wrote down and decided to share here.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
A Scream in the Night reviews
Suddenly, there was a scream. . .
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010
A Dog Like Mickey reviews
Many people do not understand how bad the loss of a family pet can hurt. I knew that it would hurt when Mickey finally passed, but I didn't think it would hurt this much.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Her Knives reviews
For years she had been crushing on him, loving him from a distance, until one day, he approached her. And her life changed forever. However, when a threat reels its ugly head, she will do anything to be one with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete