Never Explain Yourself.

Your friends don't need it and your haters won't believe it.

Some of my personal rules on life:

1.) Dare to love completely

2.) Follow your instincts

3.) Do what feels right

4.) Own it!!

5.) Laugh, laugh and laugh some more.

LOVE YOUR HATERS, THEY ARE YOUR BIGGEST FANS!

Some Randon Thoughts On Life:

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life! ( I believe this with all my heart! My life has been changed 62 times at yesterday's count, but it will be 64 when fedex gets here today!)

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the F was going on when I first saw it.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

Bad decisions make good stories.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I hate when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

It should probably be called Unplanned Pregnancy.

I think the freezer deserves a light too.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND!