where have you gone, joe dimaggio? [poetry, fiction, nonfiction and other random excerpts of unfinished or uninspired writing. updated sporadically.]

A collection of haiku.

the philosophy of water

make me miserable in rainbow colours.

no, i tried.

asdfsas

Today would be a perfect day for drowning.

A guide for all writers of fanfiction or original fiction. Focuses on the idealized author avatars which appear with alarming regularity, from identification to avoidance. Part of the Sane Writer's Guide series. NOTE: Formerly a chapter of SWG Mary Sues.

I am so sick of starstruck vampire groupies writing countless tales based on 'fluffy' vampires conjured by the twilight series. This haiku is for the discerning.

the weather has been uneventful this week.

the stomach knotted with stress

she finds herself in a forest, inside her head. entry for april's writing challenge contest.

what happens when you constantly wake up at 5:30 am

i will not write like you.

some people -- just too easy

you wear it like a pattern

I'll only write these when I can see the sun.

Haiku came up at a family function and I said haiku are easy and was challenged to come up with one on the the spot, this is the result.

How can you fly when your wings have been ripped off?

I'd be thankful if no one read this. It's one been one year to the day I cut my hair. No one has to read this story, it's better that way.

What does nothing look like? What does it smell like? Sound like?

a story?

This is a collection of short poems I wrote on oneword. I was given a word and sixty seconds, the results being these "mind spills," usually reflecting whatever I was thinking at that time. Some of it's angsty, some is happy, and some is just weird.

all the important people

Remember kiddies: stranger danger applies even to weird, magical hula hoops that fall from the sky.

Not all dancers are human.

It’s time for you to open your eyes…

A boy disappeared years ago, leaving nothing but a tree in his wake. Now, another victim is taken and there is another tree .:SHORT STORY:.

I mean, statistically speaking.

Boy contemplates what to write about when given free time in class, but finds himself distracted while thinking about her...

for you forever, because i know you need the rest.

I'm tired of life handing me all these lemons where did they all come from, I ask and I'm so tired of making lemonade.

Life through a Zombie's eyes.

The stories of Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and The Little Mermaid after the credits have rolled. Only things don't always go according to plan. A short collection of alternative One Shots.

She told him she was pregnant and he smiled, ignoring the violent way in which his stomach twisted. Not so much a soppy cliche, but devotion with a twist.

Spur-of-the-moment poetry. I typed it up pretty quickly. Approximate rhyming.

Time in fact, is not forgiving

The voices never die.

[vignette] Inane, the poetic carcass of a girl.

[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.

a zombie poem

What I learned from Vonnegut

A quick read. A "post-modern" love story about a sticky summer day. Has some explicit language.

A collaboration with Selena Rice (in story creation); written in the style of Kurt Vonnegut. It's a painting of one man's entire life, all mixed up to paint a picture instead of drawing a line.

Vivid, vague, fragmented dreams center around a guy friend who is always in love.

A faerie is put into a human's jar to be admired, with disrespect to the faerie in question.