Lampoon Gun
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Joined 05-12-01, id: 68584
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Play.


My name is Matt. I'm eighteen years old. That's about all the personal information you're going to get out of me.

Alright. I'm coming back, I promise. I'm thinking it's high time I renewed my novel effort. I'll post it here as I go.

It should be noted that I freaking hate this profile editor. It likes to randomly insert line breaks and run words together. Any formatting issues on here are strictly the fault of

If you're a fanfiction person and a fan of Zelda, you should head on over to and look me up- TempleMaster17.

Bodhissatva Ramma Lamma Ding Dong by Galaxy Girl reviews
It's the ideal philosophical Zen Buddhism comedy piece! Kesler is Western-minded! Cyd is Eastern-minded! Watch these two thought-provoking fellows match witty barbs in this amazing, migraine-causing story!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2003
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All Wrong reviews
A single scene inspired by, but not fanfiction for, Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. Starring Yves and Ives; sophistry at its finest.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/23/2005
Perfect Season reviews
A very short...thing, written for a creative writing class. Practically impossible to summarize. Reviews would be much appreciated. Forgot to mention when I first posted this...not autobiographical.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005