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Joined 08-27-09, id: 686489, Profile Updated: 10-17-09
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, Humor, and General.

Hey. So my name is Christy. I'll ramble about myself even though you don't care. :) I love acting, singing, reading, writing and swimming even though I suck at swimming. It's stil fun. I'm emo in some respects that I'm too lazy to discuss right now. I love Starbucks coffee- it's like crack. I love music in general. My favorite bands are Daughtry, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy and Nickelback. I'm a creeper but not in a "I'm going to rape you at night" kind of creeper. More like a "Facebook"/"Follow my friends around awkwardly" creeper. I'm not dangerous. Really. I'm really liberal, but I probably wouldn't want to get into a debate. No offense, but I wouldn't want to do that over the internet. That probably about all you need to know about me for now.

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8/28/09

I was going to upload a oneshot, but Fictionpress is mean and it won't let me. It says in order to reduce spam, new users can't post for 2 days after registering. I don't understand how that reduces spam... And I was so excited about posting it too. :((

8/30/09

YAY!! The story's up!! I wrote it two days ago. PLEASE REVIEW IT. And don't be mean. :(

9/1/09

Ew... I'm kind of getting tired of school... Well, not school so much as getting up early and the homework... Yeah. Anyway, REVIEW THE STORY AND TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT IT AND GET THEM TO REVIEW IT TOO!! :)

9/6/09

Haha, yeah I changed my pen name. I was like "wtf is this. I need something more badass." So yup... Oh, REVIEW THE STORY DAMMIT! I like reviews, they make me feel like I'm not totally worthless. So, I'm going to start writing a slash, probably today or tomorrow. YAY FOR SLASH!

9/12/09

Ugh... I'm so lazy. I've only written like a page of my newest story. :( I have to do a project for my history class, but I left my binder at school. At least it's a fairly easy project... And I feel like crap. :(((

10/17/09

MOTHER OF GOD I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS IN SO LONG! >.> Um... Sorry I guess. Does anyone actually READ what I write here? Yeah, I didn't think so... So I'm in the middle of writing a slash one-shot, but I keep getting distracted by shit. Speaking of shit, that's what I feel like. I've been coughing like a fucking 80 year old asmatic smoker. It's probably bronchitis, because I have asthma... But yeah. It kind of hurts to breath and when I start coughing, I go into a fit for the longest time. Ugh, it sucks. I'm gonna try to finish that one-shot today and I also got a great idea for another one-shot. Yup...

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Ondes by Stephen Dockers reviews
Someone wise once said 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' My family never followed this advice, and now...our walls just might be cracking. Slash, swearing, brothercest. Inspired by Radiohead...strange as that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,342 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/2/2008
Confessions of a Maraschino Addict by Ryette reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,144 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
Look Who Fails At Matchmaking by Caseus reviews
ONESHOT SLASH. In order to get his rightful fag hag, who is hopelessly in love, Neal and his best friend Ty set her up on a blind date with the guy of her dreams. Then they hide behind a plant in a fake Chinese restaurant. Oh, we'll see how THAT turns ou
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
A Boy Walks Into A Closet by Caseus reviews
In celebration of National Coming Out Day, Blaise as in, yes, from Harry Potter and his GSA set up a table for teens "coming out", selling rainbow bracelets in their high school. And then the homophobe comes along...SLASHY ONESHOT, epic fluff, fail styl
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Escaping The Closet by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
And the car, and the fire, and the hobo, and the ER, and the Russian Mob... This is not bad luck. This is insanity. "Only YOU would come out the day AFTER National Coming Out Day." Slash. M/M. One-shot. Kind of crack!fic-y.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by Caseus reviews
ONESHOT Ever since Otto Matherson stepped foot into the school, Sydney discovered her life's purpose: to get him to fall in love with her. So she tries desperately just to get his attention until she finds out that he's already in love...with someone else
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Waiting For Justin Jameson by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
MxM slash one-shot. "Are we just like, friends-with-benefits? Or are you actually going to have the balls to call yourself my boyfriend?" And of course, the drama ensues for Chris and Justin. Rated for a reason, though not an entirely graphic one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Identical by Ryette reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Holden and Tanner are complete opposites, and they both want the same guy- their mutual and straight best friend Tommy. And Tommy’s got his own plan involving the two temperamental boys....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Ever After by queen-of-the-sand-castle reviews
So the story goes like this: I hate him, he hates me…you get the gist. Then he goes and loses his memory and forgets who I am and that he’s supposed to hate me...but never has. And I’m still can't believe those last three words in the last sentence.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008
So Perfectly Taught by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Luke's family is a little less than liberal. But what's a curious Catholic boy to do? Shouldn't he find someone to answer his questions? Hmm. Maybe Dev has some of the answers...? Fluff. Oneshot. MxM slash. Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Disneyland Is Not Responsible by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
... For Any Lost Or Stolen Boyfriends. Freak-of-Spade's March challenge. Patrick and Owen get lost in Disneyland. This could either be the most romantic night of their lives... or it could be a complete disaster. MxM slash, one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Perfect Asian Superstar by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Perfect Asian Superstar. That's who Patrick is. To his parents, to his teachers, to everyone. But when he decides to tell his parents that he likes boys, how will they react? More importantly, how will his best friend's brother react? MxM slash one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
The Ryan Look by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
His eyebrows shot into his bangs and he looked at me out of the corners of his honey colored eyes, and his mouth twisted into a cross between a smile and a reprimand. That was the Ryan Look. And sometimes, it made me kind of love him. M/M, fluff, oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Behind the Sea by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Max has a problem called obsession. A Ryan Ross obsession. But there comes Ethan, hoping he can change that. Oneshot, not a songfic, MxM slash. But it's harmless, fluffy, cutesey type slash. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Empty Apartment by munchiekins reviews
Liar liar, pants on fire. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
skye by kristalyn reviews
When his exgirlfriend refuses to accept defeat, Jason finds an unlikely ally in the form of Skye, a strange, confusing new student who never fails to leave Jason feeling...strange. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
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When in Russia
Jessica sees her former math teacher while in Russia. Russian Disney World to be specific. Weird shit happens. CRACK-RIFIC. Rated for language
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
I Called You Butterfly reviews
Jeremy bitches to Vince about Valentine's Day. Based on a prompt my friend gave me
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Badass Dialogue for Creative Writing reviews
I had to write this for Creative Writing. It's super funny and awkward. YAY!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
I Promise reviews
Clare has been in love with Jonah for years. Once she graduates will she tell him? Het, fluffy, rated for breif strong language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete