Ilse dumped her boyfriend because of a football match. She hates football with all her heart. What will happen when she's sent to Paris to work as a personal interpreter for a gorgeous football player during the World Cup?

M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.

MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”

Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...

Set in the future, the recently divorced Ms. Sydney Grey is recovering from a car accident. She is told by her doctor that it would be wise to get a synthetic. She agrees and grows closer to her android than was intended and romance insues.

Temporarily Removed.