"Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky; and yell, 'Storms Suck!'"

Ho-la!

It's Savannah!

I'm in 8th grade.

I AM A GRAMMAR FREAK!

I'm supposed to be in advanced math, but I missed two questions! ).:

I plan to take honors English in high school.

I do believe that love is a mixed tape; an extremely confusing, long, weird mixed tape.

Spider man is my hero!

Michael Jackson was/still is my idol!

I love moneys!

Jassy thinks my name sounds 'poetic'. (Savannah Elise)

I fear pain, death, heights (occasionally), and certain people.

I love environment protection!

My favorite animal is a White Tiger With Blue Eyes! (:

Are stick people Naked?

The most important people to me are too far away. (1 1/2 hrs; 13 hrs; just too far sometimes)

~ Psycho-Pants ~

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I have boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.

I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like to look good, so I MUST be insecure.

I like dancing, So I MUST be a stupid, stuck up, whore.

I act different, so I MUST be a show-off..I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I write sad poetry so I MUST be emo.
I like to read, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a writer, so I MUST be crazy.
I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life

I like school. so I MUST be a loser.
I like to sing, so I MUST think I'm some "pop star".

I act freakin crazy, so i must be craving attention.
I laugh all the time, so i must be a party girl.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I use good grammar, so I MUST be a snob.
I agree with some cases of abortion, so i MUST be heartless.

I like reading, so I MUST be a LONER.

I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and the future.

I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a feminist so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I like blood, so I must be a VAMPIRE. ( I am a vampire)

I Love shopping so I must be rich.

I'm Independent, so I MUST have no opinions.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

stereotypes suck!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

90 percent of American teens would die if the Jonas Brothers wanted to jump off a cliff; Copy and Paste this to your profile if you would run up the fuckin' mountain to see them off. (Maybe even push them)

If you have ever wondered why the period (.) wouldn't go italicized, you're too much like me.

If you thought that (.) looked like a belii button, you and I were separated at birth.

95 percent of teens are bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who think it never left.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Anamorphic version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree etc.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)

I am a very unique individual