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hey so i dont really like to write stories, but when something does come to mind, i can only do one at a time. now im doing a naruto fanfiction on fanfiction.net and that has all my attention. if you want to check it out: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8668305/1/Livin-the-Dream

i have a deviant art with the same username: http://w3ardo.deviantart.com/

my tumblr also has the same name, but i prefer you check out my not personal one- this link is to the one with doodles by me and my buddies: http://ihaveanobsessionwithpenguins.tumblr.com/

im also taking ap english language right now and im sorta excited to take the ap test in may :) my teacher says its ok to break the rules of grammar as long as you know what rules you're breaking, and i really liked that advice, so im repeating it here. :) and i am a grammar natzi, just saying.

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Soul Watch by emberandashes reviews
Everybody dreams of finding their soul mate, their epic love, the one they were made and meant for. If you had a watch that counted down every day, hour, minute and seconds until the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to find out? Thank you the Tumblr community for inspiring me.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10h ago - Published: 8/25/2013
Lupine Instincts by Ney13 reviews
Rewrite of Wolfy Instincts. Jayda Lane has caught the attention of Avery Hudson, bad boy extraordinaire, and becoming friends with him will change her life, but she's not sure if it's for the best. Especially when she finds out he's a werewolf and she's his 'mate.'
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,344 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/25/2013
The Perfect Mistake (MOVED TO FLYZIKFEELS) by Insertcatchyusername reviews
Ericka Waters and Derrick Ames detest each other. The funny thing is, they've never met. Derrick is the brother of Ericka's best friend, Alicen. The two never lived together. Well, things change. Now Derrick is going to be living with Alicen, who just so happens to be Ericka's next door neighbor. What happens when you fight fire with fire? You get a bigger fire.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,707 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 6/6/2012
Taking Risks by justwhatevering reviews
"I bet that I can make you fall in love with me. Whoever kisses the other first loses, because it means they've fallen in love." Alexis was willing to take that bet. She was positive she wouldn't lose. Not to someone conceited as him. Nick was going to prove her wrong. She was a know-it-all bookworm. He could win easily. So what happens when they both start to fall for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012
Comeback Girl by liahli reviews
They called her fat, laughed at her and made her life hell. Now two years later she'll show them she's not scarred or broken, she's the comeback girl. (Inspired by farryn's Ugly Duckling Turned Swan)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013
Blazing Memories by FreekyDisaster18 reviews
*NaNo 2012* Ivy now owns the Old Firehouse and she wants to destroy it. Blaze wants it to stay with the force and become a museum. Deciding to work on the well known crush that she had on him as a child, he plans to seduce her into his thinking whereas she sees this as an opportunity to get what she always wanted: him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
How to Survive an Apoplectic Mating by MadameLeQueen reviews
What had meant to be a high school project to bring two teenagers together in a loving relationship ended up in utter disaster. Mariko Douglas, who was head over heels in love with the hottest, bad ass rebel of the school, walked into her crush's house only to find out she was the mate of his father. What the hell.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
My Strange Destiny by peopleinducenausea reviews
I'm Karina, a normal girl from the heart of America. Normal, except that I am mated to a hateful, seven-foot-tall alien named Elden. Neither one of us is particularly happy with this arrangement, yet the survival of his race relies on a single experiment and my ability to bear his children. My destiny has turned out to be quite strange... Rated for lang/sexual content. Revised.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012
Blood Contract by Robinbird reviews
As a result of a war I had no knowledge of: I'm permanently bonded to a mysterious albeit reluctant dragon lord. The contract we sealed in blood demands I give him something of equal worth for his protection.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,802 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/5/2010
Caught in the Crossfire by Lindsay Marie reviews
When Garrick discovers a Hybrid in his midst, a rare half-breed werewolf that has no idea of what she is or the destruction she's capable of, he knows he must protect her. Julianna is being hunted by Rogues, those that would seek to destroy her humanity for their own ends. Now Garrick must teach her their ways before the battle comes, but he never expected to find his mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,833 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/17/2008
A Child's Playmate by MadameLeQueen reviews
When you think you've had it bad when a supernatural male forcibly barges into your life to claim you as his mate, think again. Meet Jubilee Reinhart, a recently hired nanny for a three year old child, who appears to her mate from what his utterly deranged parents have declared.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,395 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011
My Wolf Boy by MadameLeQueen reviews
It wasn't everyday Aurora was kidnapped by an insane man from her father's asylum. It wasn't just any man. He was, Orion, the wolf boy who spoke through actions rather than words. And she absolutely has no idea that havoc is about to wreak.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,000 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010
More Than Lust by w.rite.reckless reviews
Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,714 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Melvin T Bentley by vigilante fever reviews
A lot has changed for Chloe in the past six months. Instead of a father she has two FBI handlers who like to get creative when it comes to her safety. Which means she has a bullet proof vest, a bad hair cut, answers to Tucker, and is put in an all boys boarding school for her own protection. All she has to do is keep the lies straight and pretend she's just as male as the next guy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009
Up in the Rigging by Fabulous Georgina reviews
To Cara, working her way across the Atlantic to escape poverty seems straightforward enough. But, with a kind captain, a snarky first mate and ship full of men, she might find something at sea she didn't anticipate. SKoW Winner: Best Drama R11. FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 134,670 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Dear Mr Ninja by cubierock11 reviews
Jang Haera is not your girl-next-door, but she's definitely your awkward turtle in a tank. What's worse is that she can't take her eyes off of a certain someone, who's too stealthy like a ninja. Maybe, it's time to stop this ninja.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Can I Be Your Superman? by JessicaRoselyn reviews
In Emily's life, nothing seems to go right. She's terrorized at school and now she has to sit next to the worst of worst Ian Fulton just because her tormentors destroyed her desk and no one believes her. Good luck Emily, you're going to need it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011
Experiment Thirteen by Equilibrium reviews
He was the enemy's greatest creation. Their deadliest weapon. Too bad they never expected him to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting teenage girl... who, incidentally, has no idea what to do with him. -SKoW Most Creative Plot Award Nominee!-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Atropa Belladonna by MadameLeQueen reviews
Molly gasped in terror when he leaned into her face. "What do you want?" Wulf leaned into the crook of her neck, breathing in her scent. "I want you, and only you." He growled possessively, his attention taken over by his obsession: a wolf's obsession
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,946 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Can't Let Go by peaceout reviews
That son of a bitch dumped me and then went straight to the most popular girl to date during our freshmen year. Now we're seniors, and I still haven't been able to get a date. Apparently, HE scared all the guys away. WTF? He dumped me didn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Obsesionado by Sakiinyourdreams reviews
Shy and beautiful, 16 yr old Alex has no idea the power and influence she has until an older man develops an obsession over her and kidnaps her when she refuses him
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,053 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Three's One Two Many by EeeNAce reviews
She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,648 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
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