Sleepyf00l
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Joined 09-04-09, id: 687671, Profile Updated: 09-08-09
Author has written 15 stories for Mystery, Essay, Humor, Horror, Thriller, and Romance.

Salutations!

Who am I? That's a great question! You deserve an awesome five. Anywho, I am a college kid. Whilst I should be doing something more school related, I can't help but write stories. It's this cursed imagination and unsatiable curiosity of mine. But, then again, my curiosity for how well my stories will be received caused me to make this little account. If you hadn't guessed yet, I like to read, reading is what fuels these crazy "What if?" questions of mine. Without further ado, I suppose I'll make this thing like a dating profile. To make it easier on you guys to read.

Name: Sleepyfool. (Why? Cause I'm always sleepy. As for the fool...I don't know I like the word. FOOL.)

Age: I am a dashing young gentleman at the age of 18.

Currently reading: The Arsene Lupin series by Maurice Leblanc. Damn hard to find them though.

TV shows: Castle and Scrubs.

Current song stuck in my head: Taylor Swift's: You belong with me...YEAH I LISTEN TO HER...from time to time...WHAT OF IT!? And hey, the song's catchy.

Currently obsessed with: My Bonk. Hey! Get your mind outta the gutter sicko, Bonk's just my petname for my lovely lady. And no, not the creepy obsessed, the typical relationship obsessed.

Random song lyric that baffles me: I can't cook but I can clean...UP THE MESS SHE MADE! What? It's so damn clever! And yes, sometimes I listen to Kelly Clarkson. What like you haven't?

Awesome quote: "We're all mad here." -Cheshire Cat

Awesome words: Why? Confuzzled! Malarkey! Balderdash! Bah!

Now that you know a bit about me, subscribe to me and review my stories please! I shall do the same. Take my electronic word for it!

As I do love riddles here's one, anyone who can solve this and message me I'll subscribe and review AND give you a picture of a cookie.

A father and his son go out on a Sunday morning drive, when a drunk driver swerves and crashes right into them. The father dies right on impact and the son is taken to the ER immediately. The Chief of Medicine bursts out of the ER and cries, "I can't operate on him! He's my son!" How is this possible?

NO GOOGLING

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At Your Funeral by Faded Soulfire reviews
The Rewrite. Ruby Porter will do anything to get to the bottom of her brother’s abrupt death, but gang leader Jude Carlson isn't making it easy and neither is the snarky, nosy reporter: Michael West.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
The Master by felixlee14 reviews
The consequences of drug abuse are severe. What happens when you ignore the warnings? An essay I wrote in school.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Friends Till the End by Dusk.n.Dawn reviews
A poem based on senior year, friends and college. Hope ya like it! ; D
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008
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Starlight Bowl reviews
Daryl and Al are detectives who've faced many a weird cases. But this one just doesn't make sense. How are you supposed to find a murderer who murders only after being killed?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2011
Matthew Royce reviews
What would you do if you came home one day and found another you sitting at the table?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011
Crime Royale reviews
A charming thief. A beautiful detective. A battle of wits and skill between the two.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011
Everything happens for a reason reviews
A man's view is forever changed. I don't know...just read and give it a shot.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010
The eccentric Mr Pope reviews
A series of cases solved by a paraplegic detective with the help of his assistant.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010
The Artist reviews
The art of murder is quite grisly.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010
What happened to us? reviews
You’re not going to make me eat dinner alone, are you Ian?” She asks me. I didn’t want to ever see her again, let alone eat dinner with her. If I knew she was going to eat at this restaurant I’d of stayed at home and have myself a cup of noodles.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Artistically Strange reviews
A terrible group terrorizes the night. Calling themselves, The Artists, they claim to paint a new world. Murdering everyone who doesn't fit their standards. Story's wayy better.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009
Simply Beautiful reviews
I love everything about her.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Never apart reviews
I'm tired of killing people...There's just too many that threaten to separate us. But I found a way they'll never separate us!" His smile grew larger as the knife traced over my neck.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009
British Zombies reviews
OMGAHHH ZOMBIES ATTACK! An amusing daydream I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Internal monologues reviews
My thoughts. My rambles. My internal monologues.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009
Curiously Strange reviews
Unfortunately, the realization that she had seen me with a gun standing over the dead body of my teacher hit me. This was not good.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009
A symphony of Strange
Read it. I double dog dare you.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Published: 9/20/2009
Curious Misfortunes reviews
Roswell's curiosity always got him in trouble, but there was never any trouble he couldn't get out of. Until now...Not great with short summaries! Please read and review!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009