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Joined 09-09-09, id: 688389, Profile Updated: 11-04-09
Author has written 1 story for General.

Ahoy people of Earth!

I'm Swashbuckling-Panache, but please, call me Veronica. Actually, no, don't call me that; Veronica's not my name and I'd probably get freaked out if people start saying 'Hi Veronica'.

As you've probably gathered, I'm slightly insane.

There's not much more to say. Well, there is tons more. In fact, I could probably ramble on for days. Fortunately, I've decided not to bore anyone further as I've got much better things to do with my time like write or read or make plans to become ruler of the world (my main evil scheme involves toothpaste, angry llamas and gnomes- but wait, I've told you too much!).

Anyway, I should get going now.


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Counting Sheep reviews
It was a truly glorious sight: sheep after sheep, all one by one in a neat line, were jumping over the gate. One, two, three, four, fiveā€¦he counted and counted. This is the story of what happens when someone wants some sheep.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete