The Amazing Miserable Zac
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Joined 09-11-09, id: 688691, Profile Updated: 04-17-10
Author has written 7 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Mythology, Supernatural, and Young Adult.

Yeah that's a picture of me in all my miserable glory

Me:"Ihate devon"
Jeremiah: "He hates you too"
Me: "No girl Devon"
Jeremiah: "Yeah Like I said he hates you too"
True: "Hey dude, she is my cousin! I don't call you twin sister aguy."
Me: "Yeah cuz you love his sister."

True: You better not tell anyone I like her."
Me: I wasn't going to but now that you doubt me I'm going to have-puls out lighter and flickers the flame in my face "I am going to have to shut up"

Check this out...

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt!

If you could read that put it in your profile

I thought it was pretty cool.

Things I can't stand: intense cussing, role playing games, spongebob, all cartoons on cartoon network, and broken promises

What was the last book you read? Harry potter chamber of secrets

What's on your Tv right now?everybody hates chris

Who's the last brother you talked to and what did you say? my little brother "get out of my room"

Where are you? my room

What was the last thing you ate? Mcdonalds

What's your personality like?Shy, artistic, childish, casa nova-ish (my friend called me this if you know what it is please Pm me), optimistic, hopeful, persistint,friendly

What was the last thing you thought? I wonder who I should go out with.

Say george Bush. What is the first thing that came to your mind? Why does everyone hate him?

You have a million dollars what do you do?Donat to charitys, buy a 1970 chevelle (even if I can't drive yet), prepare to buy a house in Santa Cruz, by a trip to hollywood and get an audition for some movie, get a publishing agent, illustrator, and editor, use the rest when hanging out with friends at mcdonalds

reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? my cellphone.

What are you eating right now? an apple.

What are you writing right now? sorcerer's tale: Sphinx's eye

What's it like being you?Awesome! I can eat as much as I want and still stay extremely skiiny. My family's not rich but it's far from being poor. I am an awesome driver. Might get pilot lessons, My teachers aren't... evil? Anyway I've got awesome friends, and I'm half nocturnal

What are your thoughts on writing?It's my escape from the real world, a place where the only problems are adventure filled, and Im a wole lot more assertive and brave.

How tall are you? Five foot, medium height for my age range basically.

What book are you currently reading? at the moment none I've read all the books on my shelf I'm trying to get Inkdeath or The alchemist: secrets of the immortal Nicholas Flammel

What music are you listening to? background music to the TV

What was the last thing you cooked? Please, I burn ice

What is the color of the walls in the room you are in?I say white but apparently it's ghost ship blue They say the blue is barely there (or not at all, what ever you prefer as I say) If I had my choice I would have coverart of my original stories one each wall (Mythworld on one, Sorcerer's tale on the ceiling, Rockstar academy on another, and Gravel city horrors on the athor and the front wall would be plain Royal blue, or black with purple lava lamp bubble on it... Yeah I'm weird)

Do you know who the govenor of your state is? Should I?

Ketchup or mustard?Mustard I hate anything associated with tomatoes unless its initials is BLT or it's a double cheese burger and served witha side of fries and a larege coke.

What is the weather like? Snowy, strong winds.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where? hiopefully new york or chicago to saty at the hard rock hotel

Anything else?Pepsi over coke, cherry coke over wild cherry pepsi

What's your favorite article of clothing? I'm a boy should I have one

Who's the most special person to you? Jesus, god. they're the same person

What's your favorite childhood memory? The great golden wall... it an inside thing from along time ago with an old friend who I never saw again after I moved... so sad...

Scariest moment of your life? When the crazy stalker guy kept staring at my friends

What is your favorite month in summer? July, my birthday's in there

What's your favorite number? unlucky 13 (Not really unlucky but it sounds pretty cool saying so.

What does your user name mean?It comes from my group of friends name we gave ourself, The GC kings except its not plural on this site.

What is your favorite disney movie?Prince caspian

What made you smile today?My dorky friend Ravaughn

Last thing you said out loud?... and I'm still talking to myself...

Are you musically inclined? whats inclined mean?

Have you ever been in a fight? A fist fight? Loads of times. Pretty fun way to pass time... especially at school.

what is your favorite Greek God and Goddess? God=Hermes Goddess=aphrodite

Who is your favorite dc super hero: Static Shock

Genie, Stitch, Wizard Mickey, Buzz Lightyear, Morph

Top five Lonney toons (least to greatest):

I only got two... Road Runner Yosemite Sam

My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

READ TIL THE END! A girl went to a party and

she ended up staying longer than she

planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid

because it was a small town and she lived

only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm

trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from

harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a

short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she

noticed a man standing at the end as

though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,

asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness

and security wrapped round her, she felt as

though someone was walking with her.

when she reached the end of the alley,

she walked right past the man and arrived

home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and

raped in the same alley just

twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and

the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to

help this young woman, she decided to go to the

police station

She felt she could recognize the man,

so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been

identified, he immediately broke down and confessed

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery

and asked if there was anything they could do

for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not

attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.

She had two tall men walking on either side of her.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 97 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this if you truly
believe in God

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what

"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"


51 of people won't re-post this

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

If you would stand in front of a broken escalater until they fixed it complaining you can't get to the next floor copy and paste this into your profile

. Any way there isn't much to say about me for now except anyone looking to be my friend feel free to send me a message. Although I do not cuss just to let you know. (update:) If you read this entire profile you are my new bestfrienIf you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

"Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile"

ok so now about my stories.

Better stories and better chapters than before will be updated and published soon no literally Im trying harder now.

Possible stories

Band of thieves

Four teens with extraordinary powers.

upcoming stories


A crew of vampire-pirates hunting for the fountain of youth, survival, and poisedons sword as well as much more are in the death defying adventure of their lifetime

Actual working remedies: Tea sweetened by honey for sore throat, Chocolate for stomach aches, friends for heartaches (loooooong story)

Gender: Male


Location: Somewhere in Illinois

Favorite Color: Black and red(I am not goth for liking those colors in case your wondering)

Favorite Types of Music: All types of rock and a little jazz and classical

Dating Status: single

Favorite Animals: Sharks and monkeys

Favorite Television Show:Family Matters, Full House, the Nanny, George Lopez, Survive this, destroy build Destroy, Brain Rush, the Othersiders, Suite Life on Deck

Favorite Movie: All of the Indiana Jones movies, all of the Narnia movies, the Day After Tomorrow Harry potter series

Favorite Video Games: All of the call of duties, kingdom of hearts, guitar hero, soulcalibar, sly cooper, and halo games,crimson skies:the highway to revenge,quantum of solace

Favorite Websites: This one of course!

favorite Sports Team: Chicago Bulls (basketball)

favorite subject: science

worst subject:math

Favorite Retired Baseball Player: Shoeless Joe Jackson

Favorite Baseball Player: Scott Rolen

Favorite Retired Basketball Player: Micheal Jordan

Favorite Basketball Player: Magic Johnson

Favorite Football Player: Peyton manning

(pardon my bad spelling on names if there is any)

Favorite Band: Green Day

Favorite Song: Holiday

Favorite Type of Guitar: the Gibson X-plorer

Favorite car: really any old fashioned one but mostly the 1970 Chevele

Favorite Brand of Skateboard: World industry

Favorite Skater:Eric Koston

Place I want To Live at: Santa Cruz, California

Favorite number:The unlucky 13 so beware

Who is your favorite marvel hero: Iron Man

Top five disney character (least to greatest):

Favorite Quotes: "as long as there is those who remain loyal to me I will never truly leave" Albus Dumbledor, "I don't go looking for trouble. trouble usually finds me." Harry Potter (this one sorta describes me) "I want to see the light leave your eyes" Lord voldemort. (all of the quotes before this was from the harry potter movies) "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our
choosing." Optumis Prime (Transformers 2) "But this may be our only chance. We can't let fear stop us. I'm not afraid of the darkness!" Riku (Kingdom Hearts series) "Don't ever forget. wherever you go, I'm always with you." Kairi (Kingdom hearts series) "I don't need a weapon! My friends are my power!" Sora (Kingdom hearts series) "That's not true! The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned deep down, there's a light that never goes out." Sora (Kingdom Hearts series)

Favorite famous Person: Jesse James

Favourite quote I made: "I don't doubt you I just don't believe you" "maybe you can try doing it right for once." (I dunno if i made that last one but I sure use it alot) "Something really exspensive that breaks in the first five second... Does the bottom say made in America"

FAvourite conversations between me and my friends.

me: "Dude I think I love her and she hates me."
Jeremiah: "Then die or kiss her and die with a smile."
me: "You just want me to die so you can get all my money."

Ravaughn: "Her name is Angelica? That sounds like something you put on a sandwich, Just like Oblige
Me: Would you like an angelica and oblige sandwhich?"
Ravaughn:No just Oblige."

Me:"Ihate devon"
Jeremiah: "He hates you too"
Me: "No girl Devon"
Jeremiah: "Yeah Like I said he hates you too"
True: "Hey dude, she is my cousin! I don't call you twin sister aguy."
Me: "Yeah cuz you love his sister."

True: You better not tell anyone I like her."
Me: I wasn't going to but now that you doubt me I'm going to have-puls out lighter and flickers the flame in my face "I am going to have to shut up"

Paladin's story links

Here is Alisson Hecate's daughter from paladin's story.
Here is alisson 's green warrior womandress )
Here is Jeddidiah and his hellcat
Here is a slightly older version of Zachariah
Here is Maia

Pm me if any of the links don't work

Team Jesus because Edward and Jacob won't save all you twilite obsessees. (Copy and paste)

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Shifters: A Deep Secret by PounceGirl reviews
Six kids, one amazing gift; they can all shapeshift. Pounce, Ty, Lily, Moonbeam, Mitch and Thorn can Shift into animals...but is this an incredible power, or a death-sentence? I suck at summaries. :P Please Read and Review!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009
The Name Game by BumblingWriter23 reviews
Alexia lives with a bunch of witches and warlocks, but can't use magic herself. Her mother is the famous witch Selena and her father is the famous warlock Victor. Her family are all magic users, can she find the magic she possesses, and find love too?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009
The Silent Noise by D. W. Tyn reviews
This is the short story I wrote for my Graduation Project for High School. It is about an android assassin that developes a conscience. Please Read, Review, and, above all else, Enjoy. PS, this is a OneShot Story.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
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Tribulated part I
The tribulation period. Job messah must survive the trib with the glorious return to look forward too. Christian fic!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Published: 4/10/2010
paladin's story
Uhm just read it please and review even if you hate it. I suck at sumarries sorry
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Published: 4/5/2010
Vamp Legacy: Fall of A Legion reviews
NOT A ROMANCE! No sparkling men just a story of vampyres and vampires at war Vampyres who are fond of humans. And vampires who kill humans. magic werewolves wraiths' zombies, betrayle, slayers, true friends, secrets.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010
Olympian Wars reviews
The New Gods and Titans are at war and it is up to a Half-bllod titan mixed with God To settle the war before they lose sight of the real enemies
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Sorcerer's tale: Sphinx's eye reviews
Jeddidiah james narrowly escaped death once but now he is enrolled into an academy of magic he must learn to survive multiple death defying situations. Full summary inside Please read and review
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Mythworld reviews
A world full of magic, and adventure and fire controllers, storm makers, psychics and mind-reading heroins. As well as a demon king, and a dreadful dragon
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010
AlieoSapiens: The fortress of stars
He never truely understood what he was but now he is about to figure out during an alien invasion
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009