The Awesome One
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Joined 09-18-09, id: 689679, Profile Updated: 07-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Sci-Fi, Action, and Horror.

Hello everyone out there! Thank you to all who actually bother to read profiles and bothered to read mine!

My name is The Awesome One. I really am awesome! :D I live in a pot of gold and I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy, second planet from the Great Star. My favorite constellation to look at is the Glorkon Warrior. Legend says that he was a brave warrior when he was grown up but was sickly as a child. Often times, he would get into so much trouble it was unbelievable, and using that mischievousness, he somehow got over that sickness and trained to become the strongest, bravest, most courageous warrior in history. Yah I want to be JUST like him when I grow up!

How did I learn the language of English instead of speaking my native tongue? A stray wanderer that was human got sucked into a black hole and was transported to my home galaxy. Contrary to popular belief in humans' insignificant minds, black holes are a very convenient method of travel, if a little uncomfortable with the squeeze. Yes, my particular favorite is Hole #109723 which led me to your solar system: the Milky Way. I used my awesome space wings to propel myself toward the planet farthest from your sun. I believe it was called Tumpo or something like that.

Back to me, my favorite article of clothing is a silvery piece of space cloth with miniscule specks of stars embedded in the surface. I am a very handsome alien. I have big black oval shaped eyes and lime green skin and curly antenna to complete the look. I'm not very good at slithering fast, but my tentacles ARE really strong.

Human brains actually are kinda yummy...

Stories in Progress:

Kidnapped: I discontinued this story.

Black Out: I'll work on it eventually when I figure out a plot.

I just published a oneshot: Fog. Dunno what I'll do for the summary for it...

If anyone was stupid enough to actually believe I was an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy with Wi-fi and computers, you better get your head checked. As if black holes could be used for travel! Though it would be interesting if they could be used like that...grins manically

Cookies for anyone who actually reads my rant of a profile!

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I Am A Flyer by KuroKage1717 reviews
He is kidnapped, trained to become something he doesn't want, and forced to fight. But no matter what they say or do, he will be free. Even if it means defying the most terrifying organization on Earth. COMPLETE
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,279 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Gunshot Vampire by Alexander Shay reviews
Fabian Archer is a highly trained assassin. Being kidnapped is hardly on his list of things that seems possible, but not only is he abducted by mysterious men, he's forced into a plot that he is sure has nothing to do with him. When he starts pulling back the layers, Fabian realizes he's in way over his head and his abductors may be the only ones left to help.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009
The Enemy Inside by Faylin reviews
Hundreds of years from now, Humans have colonized space. It was only a matter of time before they ran into a problem. Ves is a lone survivor from a destroyed planet, sworn to train as a soldier and protect his allies. One problem. Ves has an Enemy Inside.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/16/2006
Not supposed to by teeta reviews
Slash. There are things that are not supposed to happen, like being kissed by your brother. This opened Uri's eyes to the fact that his brother could evoke unwanted feelings in him. Now the confused teen fights this attraction. Will he succeed?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2007
Asarym ara Bovikana by Elaes Mada reviews
Asarym was just living a normal life when his father died and his mother disowned him. That was five years ago. His life has changed since then, but fate hasn't finished with him yet. Events are about to take place that will change his life even more.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,638 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2006
Captain Caine by FightXRun reviews
Part I - Ryan Tyler Walker is pretty well known but not everyone's favorite kid in an apocalyptic world. One day walking home from school his life is changed and the name Ryan becomes only a thing of his memory.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,832 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Where Is The Love? by bertiebert reviews
This story follows the lives of two gay brothers, Xavier and Danny. Xavier tries to love again with his new boyfriend, Sam, while Danny and his long time partner, Tom, are tested by parenthood and the Army.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Suspicions by Super-Cheesepuff reviews
My name is Sterling, and I just got screwed into living in the middle of fucking nowhere with my insane uncle. Toss a murder mystery into the mix, a spreading 'gay' plague, and a mysterious motherfucker, and it might be a bumpy ride. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,577 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
Breaker by FourDays reviews
Tene Hane is a police officer in a floating city, 2500 AD. On the way home from work he chases after a known terrorist, only to quickly find out he's become involved with something he never expected. Broken World arc
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009
Ghosts by Melby7777 reviews
“I expect you to start running, Trent…” Greg mutters then, cracking his knuckles. Trent’s eyes narrow further. “Why’s that…?” I didn’t have to look at Greg to know he was smirking evilly. “I’m going to send you to Hell… It’s what I do; duh…”
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009
Lady of the Tigres by Elyssa Morales reviews
Marisa Clarke was unwanted from the moment she was born and her parents dumped her into foster care. But after her seventeenth birthday, she's caught in an ancient rivalry between a family of shapeshifting cats and their ancient enemies, the werewolves.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,417 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009
Secrets Hidden in Silence EDITED REPOST by Rayne Auster reviews
COMPLETE REPOST My name is Dimitri and I am mute, by choice. Silent to hide a secret black as night, silent to hide the taint upon my soul, the taint left by a serial killer. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 137,437 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Lucky by Broken But Breathing reviews
SLASH. Chance was born under a lucky star but his luck has changed. Is his best friend's older brother, Edward, another part of his new curse or the lucky charm that he needs to get him through? Rated for later chapters. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,237 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Blood Lines by Doodled93 reviews
In a world where everyone has gifts, Al is the exception... well he thinks he is, but really, he can control life as we don't quite know it. He gets sent to a school for the special and elite because he's good with medicine and... full summary inside... :
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009
a really old really bad mermaid story with a cheesy title by Ms. Poe reviews
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
The Imperial Guard by Sarashina reviews
All former nobility Catalin Kasshen wanted was to sulk about his country's subjugation, his enslavement, and his dead martyr of a cousin in peace. Unfortunately, insurgents aren't known for respecting others' wishes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,561 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Company of Wolves by Morning-Sunset
Slowly, I lifted the hood over my head.The ties I had laced about my neck dangled down; they seemed to me, akin to a slit throat with thin streams of bloody ribbon dripping down.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,804 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009
Hallow's Eve by hypersoda reviews
Accepting Hallow's flower was a mistake, but Eve did not know it then. May be developed into a multi-chapter story in the future.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
SWITCH by CrimsonLilly reviews
SLASH;MxM;Yaoi... We all know boys and girls are two different worlds.Taylor is a 17 year old girl that will learn first hand just how different they are.Or was she a boy...?What the...? Rated for language and embarrassing situations to follow.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
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Wandering lost is never a good thing for the weak of heart and mind...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Black Out reviews
In the future where Earth is dominated by technology, it all suddenly fails one day. Hybrids of humans and animals wake up with the Earth after the Black Out with many other strange creatures. Only a certain goldeyed youth knows why this is happening...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Kidnapped reviews
A young girl is kidnapped from her home for seemingly no reason. She thought she was average. She thought she was a nobody. She thought wrong because all that changed when her kidnappers started experimenting on her...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009
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