Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace... Reviews Returned!

King Kraal Ishtar just wanted to conduct some trade negotiations so he can have more money to show off. But when his sister sabotages the ship in a half-assed assassination attempt, he finds himself stranded with no communications, no warp engine, and no choice but to accept the help of some tagalongs. A journey across a dangerous, and truly ridiculous galaxy begins. M/M M/F.