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Joined 09-23-09, id: 690416, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 19 stories for Horror, Fantasy, Action, Sci-Fi, Romance, Supernatural, Love, and General.

Hello, there. My name's Hans. I enjoy writing, though maybe I don't do it as much as I should.

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Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
A Cat's Diary by I Like Muffins And Pie reviews
A meniacal cat is planning for world domination.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Call Me Cat Whisperer by ThanktheUniverse reviews
One shot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
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Romance
I wrote a thing and I'm all blushy and happy because it's very sappy and it's a transwoman and a cisguy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Morning Preparation
This is a piece in five segments. It's all about self-esteem and gender, basically, with five people getting themselves ready in the morning. A transwoman, a genderfluid guy, a transman, a genderfluid girl and a cisguy who needs to feel femme some days. Give it a read and tell me what you think. (Potential trigger warnings for issues like dysphoria)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete
Curious Device reviews
I wrote a piece a few weeks ago, and now I've lengthened it and given it more of a story. Called after and inspired by Curious Device, one of Michael Philip Reed's original songs. Set in a steampunk universe, a man has a heart defect. He does what he can.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Complete
The Traveling Bard reviews
It was him and his guitar, only the instrument and himself. It worked - he wasn't lonely.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Complete
Clockwork Heart
A short piece.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
The Clearing
The clearing is quiet, but only some of the time.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Monster reviews
Sometimes the woods aren't as safe as one might think.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013
The Old Man In The Lighthouse
Routine was the most important thing.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Her
Prompt: "He looked to her, and he saw the rain."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Diego
Demons can't be trusted, but sometimes it's a necessity.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,725 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013
Winter
A house maid takes a moment to look out of the window.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Published: 2/1/2013
Alone In Space reviews
Okie-doke, so I was listening to David Michael Bennett's Fire Fire (which is a friggin' awesome song and you need to listen to it - it's on Youtube) and it kinda inspired a small original piece, though it isn't the story in the song.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Apocalyptic
He never thought it would be like this, the end of the world. He'd never thought it would happen, let alone like this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
The Photographer reviews
He loved his camera, but most of all he loved the pictures he got to take with it. For, truly, the world was very beautiful.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
The Snake reviews
A small piece written firstly on the back of an exam. Just a little bit of magic. I'm frozen in place, but it keeps moving closer.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013
Two Bosses
Two bosses sit on a patio. They talk. They do not come to an agreement.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Published: 1/9/2013
The Clockmaker
It is late at night when the sound begins. He tries to locate it, as it grows louder and soon, unbearable.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
The Library reviews
The Library of Alexandria is now, by many, quite forgotten. It's strange how these things work out. Amelia really just wanted to do her job. But then, it can be fun to be led astray.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012
Nightmare reviews
This was written as an English Fiction Assignment. I'm quite proud of it, so take a read.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete