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hey, all the bolded applies to me, gives you an idea of what i'm about. im not that skinny, but people always think i'm anorexic:( im not, by the way. i am vegetarian, but not an extreme animal lover, liberal and fun, hmm pretty open to interpretation, dont you think? i dont know what else to put here, so BYE:D

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.

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Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
The Human Touch by taerkitty reviews
(From the archives.) One-shot, completed. She's a wealthy widow. He's her late husband's brother-in-arms from The Great War. Can they overcome pain and doubts to trust each other in her final days?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
It's Lucky Charms Time! by Emedea reviews
I go into the kitchen and pour myself some Lucky Charms. I know, they’re not vegan. But I simply can’t resist them. They really are magically delicious. For the Breaking Up, Making Up Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
9 Crimes by CookieWonderhead reviews
A man and a woman's marriage that could end badly and soon.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Switcheroo by ShockinglySweet
Lucien wants to break up with his girlfriend. She isn't having it. One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Hero by Design by Ruby Kart reviews
His lips again came crashing down on mine - I'm Amy Carter. That was my perfect kiss, but his face was hidden behind a mask. Now his conniving cousin has signed me up for a competition where he is the prize. //COMPLETE//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,615 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
The Kiss of Death by Crazywritings reviews
There’s only one person for me, and you’re the lucky winner.” Sarcasm had seeped into his voice at the end. “There’s someone for Death?” I asked. “There’s someone out there for everyone,” he answered. Rated T for language and some alcohol. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Itself and Her by Burn The Lies Away reviews
Written at the request of a friend. The story of "the boogeyman in a romancey kind of way." A short and quite unusual romance with a bittersweet ending.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
Blue Stapler by Scarlett Carol reviews
Harper Ryan works hard at her job despite the fact that, most the time, she has to deal with self obsessed stars. One star, however, proves to be not so self obsessed. Epilogue up! Read AN in Epilogue!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Learn to Live a Little by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
He was the silent, brooding type - tall, dark and handsome. He was the kind of guy my mother constantly told me to steer clear of. I didn't think twice as I hopped onto his motorcycle. Well, I guess it was a good thing I wasn't a mummy's girl. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Jessica's Piano by Roadside Typewriter reviews
A short story about a strained relationship and how one woman finds peace in a simple piano at an old cafe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
It’s Not Just Nostalgia by Pinkamoo reviews
Lenny’s big brown eyes roll and he sticks his hands in his pockets, walking up closer to me as I walk further back; until I feel my back bump against the wall and he’s standing over me, looking down at me piteously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Clash by Aeipathetic reviews
He is the King of White. She is the Queen of Black.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Second Best Cinderella by Pinkamoo reviews
“Ugh.” I growl under my breath, and then, in female teenage rage, I hawwwk back in my throat, and spit a great big one on his shoe. “Fine,” I stay and stamp on it, turning around prissily and heading for the swings angrily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
You Stole My Heart by Pinkamoo reviews
“What the hell did I steal of yours now?” I demand, annoyed to no end, but my breath catches when he fully sprawls himself over me, pinning me down and taking my head in his hands. “My heart,” he whispers and then his lips are on mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Maybe I'll See You in Heaven by x.betweenthelines reviews
Oneshot. Today is 5 years from the day I confessed my love to you. 5 years from the day you rejected me, 5 years from the day I saved you, 5 years from the day I died for you, and 5 years from my first day in heaven.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Over by x.betweenthelines reviews
She had done nothing wrong, but it didn't matter. He had and now it was over.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Why by x.betweenthelines reviews
At the front of the coffee shop, I stood there with my jaw dropping down to the ground. Unable to understand why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Losing Isn't All That Bad by EruptingFender9 reviews
So that’s how it happened. I lost the bet, and now he had to know. The guy I had never ever talked to a day in my life had to find out that I liked him. This was bound to be awkward.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Jellybeans by CharlieBlue reviews
Holly was just sitting in the library, minding her own business, when some strange guy came up and offered her candy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Thirteenth by Niccy reviews
Sam isn't having a great day. Her car breaks down, she's late for an interview and she catches her boyfriend cheating on her. When there's a blackout that night, will her gorgeous neighbour and infamous player make things better or worse? [One Shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
The Lost Leprechaun
about a leprechaun trapped in a mysterious world; all underwater. not my best writing, but its ok, if you get over the oddness.; um, yeah i put it under general because i have no clue what category, so...yeah. read it, please. hope you enjoy:D
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete