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Joined 09-26-09, id: 690759, Profile Updated: 04-01-10
Author has written 7 stories for General, Essay, Friendship, Play, and Romance.

Well Hiya,
This is the author Snugly Sadist... But you probably already knew that, yeah... ANYWAYS!!
I'm am of the age of ... and I haven't ever let my stuff be publicly read so, be as HARSH as you possibly can.
Seriously, your input will help me write better so be very, very, very mean. That is if there's actually
Something wrong with my writing if there isn't and you just don't like it then keep your info to yourself bucko
because I don't want to hear your crap. Besides that please put in anything that needs to be said. Very much appreciated.
:D

So, I was looking at other peoples profiles and I realized that I didn't have likes and dislikes and stuff like that, so um here it goes.


Actually before I begin you should know that right now I'm kinda piqued so if any of this is abrupt or rude I apologize before hand.

Likes: Britni, Princess Bride, Britni, Cheese, Britni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Britni, Chocolate, Britni, Gummy Eggs, Britni, writing,
Brinti, running, Britni, my Music, Britni, Cranberry Juice, Britni, Swedish Fish, Britni, Skittles, Britni, Goldfish, Britni, reading,
and last but not least Britni.
(For those of you who are wondering, Britni is my Best Friend, but that doesn't cover it, she is more my kindred spirit, but that still doesn't quite cover it. Anyways, just thought I should add that for those of the curious spirit.)

Dislikes: Spiders shudder, Katie #1, rabbit food (a.k.a veggies), Katie #2, anyone that hurts the people I love, Hypocrites, People who assume that when you hug or cuddle or like to have quote on quote 'intimate' contact with you best friend that your gay and that you can't have a pure relationship with them because you love and trust them that much; really bugs the shit out of me (excuse my curse) and what the heck cuddling does not count as intimate, you cuddle with dogs and cats, but you hug some girl for more than 3 seconds and OOH! you're doing bad crap, thats just freaking bull GRRRRRR!, anyways not going to rant on that to you, something else I don't like, horror movies I always embarrass myself by squeaking or squealing in fear, and last but not least the dark (for personal reasons).

'Kay know you know more about me... Hope it was satisfactory to read my little tid bits,
Love You Peoples
Fun Reads!!

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Cherry Garcia by Rated-SEX reviews
When Jaden wakes up hot and bothered from a dream about his boyfriend Chris, he knows he needs it. 'It' being two big scoops of Cherry Garcia in a crunchy waffle cone. That, and his very own 'Cherry Garcia' kneeling between his legs while cherry ice-cream drips down his chest. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Neverland by Life Sucks.Be Happy reviews
Tomie is a bad girl on a downward spiral. She hates the world and the world hates her. But then,out of nowhere, comes Cat Dunkle, happy, cheery and a bit childish. And suddenly Cat is her whole world. But Cat, like everyone else, has a secret. Femslash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
And Then I Met Him by L. Arthur reviews
Sebastian longs to find his true soul mate, but love just seems to pass him by. With loneliness lurking in the shadows, he finds comfort in his work. Doing so creates a cycle that's perfect for distraction. That is, until he meets HIM. Slash m/m MATURE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,597 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Crazy is What Crazy do by clarity-eatworld reviews
WARNING: May make you laugh to death - no refunds. The funny moments between my friends and I, together for your enjoyment. Contains random moments, Killer Sheep, cupboards, and llamas...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
Fifteen Ways to Entertain Yourself in Therapy by PerscriptionRevolution reviews
That about sums it up. And yes, I have tried most of them. Be warned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Little Dead Riding Hood by KelaBelle reviews
She was as dark as the night, and as cold as the winter. The girl was a killer. Dead to all, for the sins she had committed. Except to one little kid, she would always be known in a fairy tale, as Little Red Riding Hood.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The True Version of Snow White by DerangedxandxSarcastic reviews
As the title says, a different version of the story we all know and love. Written for my English class.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Picnic of Doom by Novelist reviews
The result of four twisted minds in an advanced drama class...enjoy...a parody of the classic board game Clue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Neat Freak by loveyoubud reviews
Keep it clean.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007
Your Memory by Maki Cubs reviews
He’s brooding and silent, frowning at something on the street, and a slight wind wrinkles his shirt. This is why you choose this moment to remember him. At this moment, he is completely perfect.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Whisper in My Ear by loveyoubud
Whisper my name into my ear and the first thought that comes to mind immediately after it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007
the man i eat breakfast with by Psyence reviews
inspiration: toast.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Voice by Zillian reviews
Today I heard a new voice...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
To You Who Think You Have Beaten Me by ratti reviews
Every victim wants a chance to heal. A girl writes a letter to the man who raped her. T to be safe through it's probably K.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Telephone Psycho by loveyoubud reviews
The ward is calling for you. They want their friend back.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007
The Smell by loveyoubud reviews
So I approach the small room ready for the same familiar smell of moments before. Reaching for the handle, I dream of the smell which I’m sure to find in only a few seconds.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007
Too Weak to Cry Alone by loveyoubud
I have a plan.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
The Girl over There by loveyoubud reviews
She says that if you should like to know the depths of any mind, you should unlock the heart first. The mind still won’t actually make any sense, but you’ll be satisfied.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
Problems of the Innocent and Inexperienced by loveyoubud reviews
The problems we once dealt with that felt as if they were in fact very real, and could not possibly get any bigger.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007
Writer's block by Owl-of-Artemis reviews
Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2005
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Icarus Deramore reviews
Ever thought that you're father hated you, or that you were the only one that could save the world? Well for Icarus Deramore, the safety of humanity rests on the speed of her fangs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011
Alex and Britni reviews
Just a short story thats kinda sweet and makes me wanna go 'awwwe' if you catch my drift.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Her Name is Frankie reviews
This is a story based off a true person in a fanciful setting.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Hope From Your Hand reviews
Um, well this is something I have never done before, I don't really like/understand poetry but I wrote this right after a bad freak attack and just needed to show what I felt like and it came out like this don't worry poetry probably won't happen again.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Trees reviews
This is a story about trees, not my best but not my worst either. Um the part at the end, I am not entirely a tree hugger, but sometimes it feels cool to hug a tree. Don't believe me? You should try it some time.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
My Reality reviews
My imaginary world where I go to relax.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Emotions reviews
Its kind of an emo story/ description thing...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete