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Name: Dont worry about it, just call me by my user id thing
Sex: im a dude
Status: Single, meh
Race: Mexican-American, or chicano or latino whatever floats your boat
Music: Pretty much anything except country, country rock and opera
Color/s: Black, gray, blue
Books: I'll admit I am a bit of a hopeless romantic so I like a good romance novel once in a while, or a horror story, but my favorite books are "The Giver", "Gathering Blue", "Always Running", and "Buried Onions"
Games: World of Warcraft and Starcraft bitches!, God of War (Kratos is frigging awesome, if crawling out of hell 2 times ain't badass I don't know what is), Halo 1-3 and ODST and Halo Wars, Legend of Zelda, practically all zombie games
Too many things to say and im too lazy to write most of them down.
Time for some other stuff yay!
"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes"
"What doesn't kill you the first time, usually succeeds the second time"(Mr.Krabs yes from Spongebob)
"The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.' "
"When A relationship goes flat, so does a set of tires."
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
"If you dont shut up I swear to god i'll rip out your spine and beat you with it!"(I've been using it since like what 4th grade)
"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal."
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
"To have an erection, is to have a clear mind, to have a clear mind is to find enlightenment, there-fore an erection is the secret to enlightenment."
"Ill shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll have toes for teeth!!"
"Getting caught for smoking weed is a lot like getting caught for crossing the border, you're not sorry you did it... you're just sorry your dumbass got caught."
"To me heaven and hell are not like how people think it is, in both places the people eat soup and have the spoons tied to their wrists and cannot feed themselves, but in hell they do not trust each other to feed one another and so they go hungry and suffer, in heaven it is better since they all feed each other, since they are not selfish and greedy at heart, that is how heaven and hell are to me" (a teacher i knew in middle school told us this, makes you think dont it?)
"People are Bastard coated Bastards with Bastard filling." (Dr. Cox from scrubs)
"If I cant be useful to Zabuza then life's not worth living Punch 'Oh god dont you dare go emo!" (Haku and Naruto from Naruto Abridged)
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.."
"If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity."
"A decision from the gods is as useless as the gods themselves." (Kratos right before Zeus kills him, I think its badass)
"Do not fear the dark, fear what is lurking deep inside."
"What do you do when life knocks you down and grinds your face into the dirt? Do you lie down and take it? Do you lie down and feel sorry for yourself? Fuck no! You get up and face life head on, you get up and dust yourself off, you get up and and smile the biggest fucking smile you can to show life ain't getting to you, you get up and bitch-slap life right back and run away cackling, thats what you do when life knocks you down." (Something I said to try and cheer up a friend and its also something i kinda believe in)