Ann Lepson
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Joined 10-01-09, id: 691582, Profile Updated: 08-13-11
Author has written 17 stories for Fantasy, General, Humor, Life, Nature, General, and Romance.

Hello, everyone! Let me begin by saying that as a reasonably active college student, I try to write as often as I can, but I might be slow to updating any stories that I have. Please forgive me. :)

Every so often, I will think of a saying or image or idea, which I will then attempt to turn into something coherent and interesting. These little poems and stories I write used to be for my own enjoyment but now I offer unto you, dear reader, as my creations to judge and criticize with a kind and fair heart. I hope reading them is as fun to you as writing them was to me.

As always: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWS!! Your support and patronage means a lot to me. I know many people say this, but it is true. Everytime I get a new review I do a happy, happy dance. :)

Everyone: check out one of my favorite comedy youtube channels: www.youtube.com/neighborhoodalliance

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Pretty Shade of Grey by Alyn Drasil reviews
-COMPLETE- Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash (rough draft)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
Three Night Stand Love is simple by InaLinger - CinaBard reviews
If you don't want your one-night stand end in disaster you need to stick by three rules: Chose someone you'll never meet again, have your fling and then leave quickly. For Lisa even the first rule turns out to be a problem the next day... Rating:T/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,204 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011
Who's Ever Heard of Wanstead Anyway? by Puer.Scriptor reviews
M/M. For Elliot Williams, living in a pokey flat in Wanstead with the unrequited love of his life, Adrian Carter - who barely registers Elliot's existence - with a good-for-nothing degree and student debt, things weren't looking too bright. Especially since all the wine's now gone from the fridge. Could things get any worse? Could they ever get any better?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,985 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
The Dysfunctional Life of Colleen Swanson by Random Little Writer reviews
Meet Colleen. Her parents are abusive, her ex-boyfriend is stalking her, and there's a psycho killer loose in her neighborhood. But with resilience and sarcasm, Colleen can survive just about anything. A parody of Lifetime Channel Original Movies.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011
Follow Me Down by FictionRose reviews
. "Why don't you get a job?" - "Why don't you get a boyfriend?" - "I can't." - "Why not?" Because I love you, moron. Sydney is in love with Ryder, Ryder has decided Sydney is his new source of amusement for the next three weeks. Wonderful.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
476 CE by Road to Anywhere reviews
Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009
Tomorrow's Visitor by DeliriousEphemera reviews
Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Road to Anywhere reviews
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure. Slash, Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Aliens, Detectives, and Carrots, Oh My by Road to Anywhere reviews
Zendahl and Zuriel are from a distant planet, working on Earth as private investigators. When they get a bigtime case, it might change not only their careers, but their very lives...For the better. Oneshot, Slash
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
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The Authorized Denmark reviews
This is a story written with the permission, encouragement and support of my good friend, Road to Anywhere. It follows the college years of Existential's crazy yet beloved drummer from her story 476CE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Further Adventures of Janet and Brad reviews
Did Brad ever get his law degree or a job? Did you guys ever date? WILL you ever date? The answers to these questions and more in this sequel to The Inner Nerd of Janet!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011
Okay, So I Lied
Another little story based on three things: peanut butter, coral snake, feldspar. But I messed up so replace feldspar with pyrite, lol. Stacy, a kooky zookeeper, picks up her girlfriend from the airport. I have a cold, so probably not as fun as usual.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Senor Delfin y La Nina reviews
A short, silly story I wrote for my Spanish test today. Spanish then English. Una historia pequena que yo escribe por mi examen hoy. Espanol y ingles.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
In the Ring with Arina
Arina Melaina Keiler is her HS's local rabbit expert. But when she makes an unexpected friend at a major show, she might just learn about something other than her beloved Lagomorphs: romance. Inspired by my experience as a rabbit breeder/showman.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Published: 7/14/2011
This is what happens when I menstruate reviews
I write an essay about what I think about having a uterus. Or is it an uterus? Whatever. See? There it goes again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
The Last of It's Kind reviews
This is what happens when a friend told me to write a story about "Spandex, a loofah and snails" and pretty much dared me to write slash. So titled because this will be my one and only slash story. One-shot. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Lotus reviews
An exploration
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Without A Purpose reviews
One of my earliest poems from high school!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Shut Up reviews
I know you've all felt this way.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Reflections reviews
My poem that was featured at a art expo about nature in college, for some reason.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
The Cat
I wrote this during a period of time where my friends and I were expiriencing a strange feeling of anxiety for no apparent reason. It was freaky.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Palomas
A little, silly poem inspired by the abundance of pigeons here in Guatemala. Una poema pequena y un poco tanta sobre de palomas en Xela, Guatemala.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
I Dream With Eyes Wide Open Shut reviews
What do you daydream about?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
The Inner Nerd of Janet reviews
Brad and I don't mean to be bad kids, honestly. It's not like we purposefully blew up a pond or turned the local pool red or kidnapped a show dog; we are good, smart, manga-reading kids at heart. It's just that sometimes, even nerds don't think clearly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
The Philosopher Queen reviews
Veraphilius: a world where women rule; among them the elite Solchice, who have a magic uniquely their own. In the capitol city, Veritah, a young Solchice shapeshifter, learns the intricacies of her world, of her fellow Solchice, and love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
The Collective Marge reviews
This is the background story about the backup band from Road-to-Anywhere's story, 476 C.E. as narrated by Rebecca Rowe, one of the members.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete