koolkat104
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Joined 10-08-09, id: 692550, Profile Updated: 01-24-10
Author has written 8 stories for Life, War, Humor, Humor, Family, and Mystery.

Welcome to my humble profile page!

Where you can see what I'm doing during my days.

I write, I play, I sleep, I dream.

And I really try to never be mean.

I play tons of instruments, but I won't say them all,

For that will take us 'til the end of Fall!

I play piano, dulcimer, tin whistle, guitar,

trumpet, saxophone, how am I doing so far?

I won't go on... I'm too lazy for that.

But hey! I'll tell you I have two cats.

One's named Simon, the other Leo,

Mom says, to my dismay, we can't have a trio.

My parents are nice, they never get mad,

Unless I'm extremely, insanely, super-duperly bad!

I love to write poems, as you can see,

but that's just some of the facts about me.

lol Hello! I'm koolkat104, 15 years old, and I'm quite new to the site. I was on fanfiction for a while, but I'd rather write fun stuff that has nothing to do with manga. I saw a link to this site on FanFiction, so I decided to check it out. When I saw they had different sections for poetry, I was in. Poems get to me. I love them. I can't write short stories very well, so I'm going to stick with the rhyming for now.

Hope you enjoy my work!

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1. Beer: Simpson

2. Anorexic: food

3. Relationships: boring
4. Purple: ehh
5. Power Rangers: GOGO POWER RANGERS!

6. Weed: grass
7. Steroids: what for?
8. Cartoons: Hell yeah.
9. The President: OH- BAMA!
10. Tupperware: stuff
11. Best vacation: Florida
12. Santa Claus: rofl
13. Halloween: food
14. Bon Jovi: Hell yes.
15. Grammar: ehh
16. Facebook: facelift
17. Worst fear: HEIGHTS
18. Marriage: boring
19. Paris Hilton: ew
21. Redhead: the ging.
22. Blonde: dumb (soz)
23. Pass the time: bahahahahahaahah
24. One night stands: why?
25. Donald Trump: ewww
26. Neverland: kid!
27. Pixie Sticks: omfg sugah
28. Vanilla ice cream: with oreos!
29. High School: All Girl's School FTW
30. Work: no.
31. Pajamas: for life
32. Woods: Freaking Awesome
33. Wet Sock: uhhh... Fright Night.
34. Alcohol: grossness
35. Love: boring.

Can't think of another rhyme in my poem about my music, lol not trying to brag there...

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The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
The Things I Learned In Fiction Class by C.M.F Wright reviews
Because I learned so many great things in Fiction Writing and it seemed like a waste not to share them. Rated for language and bad writing samples.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009
I Am Not Drunk by deefective reviews
I swear. A/N: This fucking collection is so embarrassing. OMG.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Love Letters to My Disease by The Lucy Program reviews
A less well-known symptom of OCD is the phenomenon called "intrusive thoughts". These are a series of poems about my relationship with my disease, OCD. I've come a long way, but sometimes I slip back for a moment or two.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Harder Must I Seek by skyward squidly squee reviews
--infinite paradoxes in you finding
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
A Limrick of Dreaming by Mister Miserable reviews
Just a silly little thing I came up with one morning.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Memory by RazorStar reviews
Like being punched in the throat by a donkey.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Love Poems by C.K. Sarvis reviews
A collection of spin-offs from the classic "Roses are Red" poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Darkness Fades Away by Nicki BluIs reviews
For a friend. After "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
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My Uber Diarys reviews
I'm starting up an online diary.... wow.... me of all people. Just some random nonsense I think of during the day. P
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009
My Friends
Finally awake... where am I? W... what is this place?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Published: 10/18/2010
Unless you're REALLY motivated! reviews
Some things to think about trying some time. Just about half of these I've actually managed. Others me and my friends just thought of. Narwhals and Whales c my friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010
I Still Love you reviews
This poem can be about anyone, but it's mostly for my wonderful Grandfather. The main line, I still love you, isn't really supposed to mean we're not close anymore, but just to say 'no matter what, you will always be my grandpa.'
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Home reviews
Where do you belong in the world? Or did you even find out yet?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
The Fisherman and the Whale
There was a poetry contest at school, and your poem could be published in a book called Midnight Song if you were picked. Surprisingly, this little cute thing that I wrote made it in. It was written two years ago, when I was in grade 8. Please Review
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
The Plague reviews
War' was too plain a title. I hope you like it. Random thought I had one night. I do that a lot. I have a small notepad that I write down everything on. This was one of those things. Please review
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Think Back
I was thinking about this a few days ago. I kind of like it. Think back to when you were 5 years old. Being able to do whatever you want without looking insane. Making friends with everyone because everyone agreed on everything. This is what I think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete