Derek Douglas
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Joined 10-10-09, id: 692839, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, and Action.

Languages I can Speak-A little German, English, and I can speak Anceint Greek but my computer won't let me type in it so I have to run it through a translator.

What I do for fun-I am a Aurthor with Dorance Publishing. I am editing the first book in the Sorcerer's Son series called The Mirror of the Elders' and I hope all of you can buy it and read it. Later on I'll reales the summray and series symbol! I write Fanfics during my off time.

"Harold and the Mirror of the Elders' tells the adventure of a young wizard.
Eight-year-old Harold lives an ordinary life with his father. When Harold dreams of a mirror and a prophecy it tells him he is the Chosen-One and his life is in danger. Proffesor Xesllilum, and Harold's friends, Slick and Cho, help him locate the Mirror of the Elders'.
Harold and Xesllilum confront Lord Haren, the dark wizard. Harold has to face his destiny, and his good heart is his weapon. His mother's spirit and the unconditinal love and protection of his father help him win the first battle over Haren.
"Harold and the Mirror of the Elders'" might apeal to those who are interested in Fantasy stories.'
-Dorance Publishing

Favrite Books-The Lighting Thief, The Sea of Monsters, The Titan's Curse, The Battle of the Labyrinth, The Last Olympian, Gregor the Overlander, Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane, Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods, Gregor and the Marks of Secret, and Gregor and the Code of Claw

Favrite of all

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
( said "may"...does that mean some of the nuts are fake?)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
(gee, what a revolutionary thought!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
(you first)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
(no comment...)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
(I always thought frisbees were just one little disc-y-thing)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(wouldn't they be already dead?)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap
(which is...)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
(why is this a warning?)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
(I never opened the door for me!!)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Derizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Green Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Thomas Milatray

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Doudesim

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Root Bear

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Sims

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shilo

My friends: J-Rod, Mikki, and Ashely (notice two are girls, I really, really need some guy friends)

Stories-Memory Chasing, The Promlematic Quest, and Surviving Vendria

Stories coming soon-Surving the Rebellion

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The Battle Lands reviews
Jake is just an ordinary boy until he finds out there is another he must save from due destruction. Sorry it's short but I wrote this when I was I think nine and before I knew how to write lengthy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of the Ant reviews
The story of a new superhero...and his struggle to stay alive. I wrote this when I was like seven, so don't say it's too short. All I did was beta it. Enjoy! Bits of Spanish later in story.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010
Surving Vendria reviews
A thirteen year old boy is tied into the Fears, a Rebellion against Vendria, his home, but, more happened once the Fears grow. Find out what happens by reading and reviewing!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010
The Prombleatic Quest reviews
Jeremy and his friends must find the remaining two Yxles in Dven. Then set off and look for the other seven. But this quest is more challenging than they thought. Sequel to Memory Chasing
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Memory Chasing reviews
Jeremy and his teachers and friends must find the ten Yxle's of Madominus. Each holds a destroyed memory and they must retrieve the shattered peices, for with these memorys they may find his true weakness...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete