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Joined 10-11-09, id: 692940, Profile Updated: 11-08-15
Author has written 11 stories for General, Horror, Historical, Love, Humor, Life, Fantasy, and Action.

Remy. 20. This account is basically dead.

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Incubus Kiss by naraka reviews
Adrian's life turned upside down as he met Semyon. But before giving up his obsession for cars much more will happen. Turning into an Incubus against his choice will be the least of his supernatural worries. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009
Confessions of a Maraschino Addict by Ryette reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
It's Coming Down by x-ClinicallyInsane-x reviews
Romance Falling from a tree outside Kyle’s house wasn’t exactly how Sam had planned on telling him that he had a stalker. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by disgusteddiscussion reviews
When life gives you lemons, a hot best friend, fantasies about men in togas, an obsessive stalker, possesive boyfriend and no chances of lemonade . . .you end up sticky. MxM Graphic.Lemons, angsty teenage stupidity and rape of a minor. Mature readers only
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009
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Tempus Progreditur, sic Erimus reviews
Rung Hadley is the revolutionary that should embody our world's culture. He is the independent scholar and warrior who we should not fear to be. He is a hero and a martyr, and he fights for what we ought to.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012
Undertween and Inbeneath reviews
A not-so-pleasant little nighttime tale for a child—but the narrator quickly loses his mind in the telling. Contains Doctor Who reference. Happy Halloween!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Emotions Translated reviews
Just a nonsensical little love poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Tightrope Walking
A short little poem about the line between sanity and insanity. Dedicated to my friend, who leans a bit more toward the crazy side.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Inside My Mind reviews
Welcome to my mind, I beckon you inside—to this empty prison cell, the place where I reside.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
A Loud Chicken reviews
This is a poem I wrote for homework in sixth grade about deep, thought-provoking philosophy. Or, you know, more accurately, a rather noisy chicken.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Love?
Love is a mere delusion. Who knows a thing about elation? I won't succumb to your confusion; stay inside my imagination.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Flight reviews
This is a tribute to my lovely inamorato, and is an allegory in more ways than one.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Dead Men Tell No Tales reviews
It was true, solid gold that Captain Gavrilo Princeps desired. Lifting his head to the early summer breeze, he could smell the awaiting riches in the air. Oh, this was going to be a good voyage, indeed. NaNoWriMo 2010, slash.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010
Zebulon King reviews
Not all scientists are sane. Very few are, in fact. So does it truly surprise you that I appear to be...not quite "all there" upstairs?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010
Before I Sleep reviews
Just a little parody I wrote for my creative writing class. I don't know if I should use the word "parody", because it's kind of creepy, but enjoy.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete