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Joined 10-14-09, id: 693416, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, Young Adult, and Horror.

I am Philby. Some people call me Phil, Philbert, and Philly (I'm a guy by the way). I am doing this because I want your opinion on how this story goes. I used to hate poetry until eighth grade when I wrote a poem for English class. I was like "ok, that's just one time." But then as I entered high school, I found out that this was a hidden talent I never thought I had. So I wrote more and more, then I got an idea (more like insired) for a story. I am posting it on the site so I can see what other people think. I already showed it to my friends, one of them thought it was really cute, someone else thought that it needed work. I got other opinions such as it's epic and one of them said it was too short, overemotional and full of self pity. In my opinion, the main character in this story is so pathetic.

Some stuff about me:

Hair color: Dark brown

Eye color: Green (cool right?)

Birthday: 3/11

Family members I live with: my mom, my dad, my little brother and my cat April (obviously, I named my profile after her)

Favorite music: Most genres of rock, whether classic, modern, heavy metal, alternitive, grunge, I listen to it all

Personality: Shy, I don't really like to give away too much personal information so that's it

PLEASE REVIEW!!1!!1
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S MESSED UP OR WHATEV!
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU PEEPOLESZ THINK!!

ONE MORE THING: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!

UPDATE 10/21/2011: I haz returned after a hiatus. Expect something big from me in the near future

UPDATE 3/18/2011: OMG, my life is complete! I just found out that Saturday comes after Friday! Isn't that amazing? (Sarcasm)

UPDATE 2/9/2011: Yes! Finally after about 2 years I finally finished writing the 3 "Like a Sister" stories. I'm finally done with the 3rd one and now moving on to other things XDDDDDD

UPDATE 12/26: This update along with the next chapter of Like a cousin has been typed on my new labtop. Finally I can do what i want without getting kicked off the computer!

likes: The color green, cupcakes, heavy metal, youtube, hoodies, mini golf, bowling, wii games, bubble wrap, duct tape, texting my friends, riding my bike/quad, root beer, coke (i mean the soda, i don't do drugs) coffee, sugary cereal, donuts, hot pockets, my cat, sleeping in, winter, snow, static electricity=fun, mario games, black lights, the number 14, pixar movies, creative writing club, Vermont, paper clips, ham, mowing the lawn, macaroni and cheese, pizza, astronomy... that's all i can think of now.

Dislikes: Sports(especially football and cheerleading), sunshine, warm weather, California, Texas, Florida, asparagus, The Republican party, George Bush, Sarah Palin, John McCain, Rap, Hip Hop(whatever you call it), preppy girls who think they are soooo popular, report cards, Algebra, people who keep running their mouths and will never shut up. Radio commercials, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Boys Like Girls, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Kesha, Plain White T's, Lady Antebellum, JUSTIN BIEBER [email protected]#& DIE!! , the Black Eye Peas (ima bee ima bee ima bee ima bee ima bee ima bee ima bee ANNOYING!!) Also knowing that my birthday is March11th, that makes my half birthday 9/11 right? Depressing thought. Im not done yet... Printers low on ink, wooden... anything, incests, when my pool is cold, steak, brussel sprouts, ranch dressing, collared shirts, essays, granola bars, maroon and gold put together(my school colors, ugh) and my school itself, jocks, cheerleaders, writers block, grammar freaks(check out the reviews i got for like a sister) I call them grammar nazis but whatev, country music, long periods of time without rain, the Twilight series, Harry Potter, FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY FUN FUN FUN FUN ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!

My Favorite bands:
30 Seconds to Mars, AC/DC, Against Me, Airbourne, Alice In Chains, Beastie Boys, Blur, Bon Jovi, Bush, Cage the Elephant, Dragonforce, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Fozzy, Green Day, Guns n' Roses, Jimmy Eat World, Kings of Leon, Linkin Park, Metallica, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback (They do NOT suck!), Nirvana, Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic @ the Disco, Pearl Jam, Phoenix, Puddle of Mudd, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Santana, Screaming Trees, Silversun Pickups, Theory of a Deadman, Tool and last but not least... WEEZER!!

My Stories:

Like a Sister status: EDITING
This guy(his name is Skyler) likes this girl (her name is Ashley) but she rejects him. He won't leave her alone and was nearly punished by the principal. He got so upset and he promised himself that he will never talk to her again. (Kind of overreacting) There was a problem though, Skylers mom, who was single for a long time, started dating Ashleys dad. Soon they get married and Skyler and Ashley became step-brother, step-sister. It took a while for them to get along but what happened before will never be forgoten, and could possibly tear the new family apart. The one rejecting you suddenly becoming your step-sibling, what are the odds?


More Than a Sister? (Sequel to Like a Sister) status: WILL BE EDITING
For my sequel, the story takes place 10 years after the first one and it's in Colorado. Skyler is now an author, not as famous as let's just say Edgar Allen Poe, but makes enough money to live off of it. Soon his step sisters(Stacy is already living with him just so you know) Erica and Ashley (along with Ashley's boyfriend, who Skyler extremely dislikes) moves in. Drama happens as their parents divorce and other suprises take place.


Like a Cousin status: DONE, BUT WILL SOON BE EDITING
Yes I will be writing a 3quel for those who are wondering. It'll take place 15 years after Skyler and Stacy have their baby boy. Stacy's sister Ashley has a baby girl. Both cousins weren't as close as they used to be. Growing up together, they lost their bond. Now they fight and argue a lot, with an ending that's doesn't satasfy any character. I promise this will be the last one of the series that will end it all.

PLEASE REVIEW!!1!!1
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR OPINION!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S MESSED UP OR WHATEV!
I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU PEEPOLESZ THINK!!

Here's some stuff to copy and paste :D

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity the Chameleon, Trauts, SpinalTapSoundGuy, Not G. Ivingname, ONZWALD, XOLOVEmeWITHnoRESTRICTIONSxo., AnonymousApril.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

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You say Justin Bieber I say ACDC
You say Miley Cyrus I say Led Zepplin
You say T-Pain I say nirvana
You say Kanye I say Metallica
You say Pink I say Iron Maiden
You say Hip Hop i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop I scream METAL!
You say hanah montana-i fucking punch you in the face!
92 of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another profile. DONTLET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you’ve had that happen to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 percent that would grab a chair and popcorn and shout "Jump Assholes!"

Need a new emoticon? Why not Zoidberg? (V)(;,;)(V)


Just some quotes i found...

"Life is what happens to us when we're too busy making other plans" John Lennon (My yearbook quote)

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" Kurt Cobain (Another choice for my yearbook but I could only choose one)

"Always remember, duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together"

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay!" (some guy's t-shirt)

"Coo-coo-ca-choo" -Finding Nemo

"Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect."

"I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!"

"Silence is golden...but screaming is fun!"

"If knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays...doesn't knowledge, in the end leave you broke?"

"There is a fine, fine line between brilliance and insanity...and I have crossed it. In which direction, I do not know..."

"Never test the depth of water with both feet."

"To steal from one person is plagarism, to steal from many is research."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you."

"Never take life seriously, no one makes it out alive that way."

"If you make it idiot proof, someone'll make a better idiot."

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush (IDIOT!)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George Bush (SAME IDIOT FROM BEFORE)

The road to success is always under construction.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

You know the speed of light, so what is the speed of dark?

Trying is the first step towards failure. -Homer Simpson

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those who wonder what happened.”

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'Rourke

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
-- Mark Twain

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!
-- Jay Leno

I'm not cynical. Just experienced.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers

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Like a Cousin reviews
This is the 3quel for "Like a Sister" where Ashley's daughter and Skyler's son are cousins who aren't as close as they used to be. The drama of high school just tears them apart even more. Will they become close again or will something else happen?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Living a Nightmare reviews
One bad dream happening after another, with each one worse than the last. Will I ever wake up?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
More Than a Sister? reviews
This is the sequel to "Like a Sister" which takes place 10 years after the parents wedding. If you don't know what wedding I'm talking about, read the first one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Like A Sister reviews
The story will either make you go "Aww.." or "Ugh, how patheitc.". A guy likes a girl but the girl rejects him. The guy is devestated and upset at her, but later on, the guys mom gets married to the girls dad. What are the odds?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 48,269 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete