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TAG by fairies and snapple reviews
Lini likes clean, cool metal, is frightened of the noise her feet make and is barely psychic enough to be noticed. Due to a rescue she never asked for, she begins work in a menagerie, with the first awkward, brilliant, blind boy she cannot understand.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011
crack coffee and soy by fairies and snapple reviews
Alec is a broken-hearted, starving artist trying to find the inspiration he lost about eight months ago. Cammie stays thin by talking, doesn’t ask permission, and the only things she knows how to feel are silk sheets. Director, take one. Shoot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,417 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/5/2008
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
One for the Books by Lyssa O reviews
Lucy isn't in love with her boyfriend. But she does have a crush on the guy who got her pregnant. Who doesn't know he did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/22/2007
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Dentures reviews
'Hello' 'Hi. Er, is this Alice Reynolds' 'Yep. Speaking.' 'I've, uh … got your dentures.' This is how I met Alice Reynolds. And what an awkward meeting it was. An intensely awkward love story with trifle, pipe-cleaners and pterodactyls-in-the-stomach. Taylor Swift never reckoned for this. ONESHOT
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete