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Joined 10-16-09, id: 693752, Profile Updated: 06-22-10
Author has written 12 stories for General, Humor, Essay, War, Young Adult, Nature, Life, Biography, Thriller, and Fantasy.

Hi. I’m known as kamburger but you can call me Kam. I've been known to occasionally dabble in poetry, though I'm no Robert Frost. Mostly I write prose, since that's what I'm most comfortable with. I like writing Romance, but I've been trying to branch out into other genres as well.

I write at FanFiction as well (http://www.fanfiction.net/~thecanadianconspiracy) for Axis Powers Hetalia. Check it out if you like APH! (Though I'd advise against it if you don't like yaoi, haha.)

Reviews on my works are greatly appreciated, and I return all reviews. Don't hesitate to point out any incongruities in my writing, especially plot-holes. I'm terrible for plot-holes. All I ask is that the criticism is kept constructive and respectful, and we can afford the same things to each other.

Send me a PM if you like. I swear I don't bite. (On purpose, anyway.)

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Nochnayia Lubov by sophiesix reviews
Night Love. Russia, 1939. The Tsar rules with an iron fist, and a secret that could kill him with a touch. Will former communist agent Nora fall for the lure of the decadent and betray an innocent boy?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 106,724 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010
Pas Comme Ca by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR PUBLISHING. AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT LESS THAN THREE PRESS . COM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
My Life and Brian by Grez reviews
She's your average teenager. He's her new nextdoor neighbour. He drives a pink car, he's ultracool, he's super gorgeous and he's 40. Not your average romantic comedy! Sorrrrry for the long waits for updates! I'm determined to finish this though! : D xxx
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,337 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/7/2006
Lover by lostrealmsdreams reviews
You are obviously in the rated M Romance for a lemon, so that's just what I wrote for you. Enjoy! - WARNING: SLASH/LEMON MXM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
skinny by jayyy reviews
i am everyone who hates themselves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Stuck by Arem reviews
So a robber, a politician, and a suicide hot-line operator walk into a bank...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
EOG by Thornton reviews
Alan gets more than just course credit when he participates in a psychology experiment. m/m Slash One-shot Explicit
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Regan Saves the Drama Club! by ephemeral dance reviews
D'you like dying drama clubs? Teenage girls desperate to get into college? Oblivious love interests? Depraved, bisexual, sociopathic student council presidents and their loyal assistants? Maybe you like creepy twins? Check this out for all that and more!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,085 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009
CELL by Cowboyromance reviews
A same sex twist on Romeo and Juliette. Set within the walls of a maximum security prison. Boz and Coyote fall in love. What will be the outcome? Slash, as always.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Just Another Face by 123HSMluver reviews
The life of a soldier is a hard one. And a lonely one. ONESHOT!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
God Only Knows with Charlie and Finn by PessimisticComa reviews
Slash Oneshot as of now Charlie's missed the bus, once again, and is forced to walk through the rain to get to school when someone, amazingly enough, shows up with a car. Who could it be? Fluff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
On the Battlefield by Adenil reviews
Gay, Nazi-Germany, battlefield sex! You can't go wrong! Rated M for a reason, folks. m/m, slash, yaoi, and whatever other keyword you can think of.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
murdering breakfast by vegetas play toy reviews
Breakfast made me angry. So I desided to show it who was boss
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
Polar Opposite by gcpdguy reviews
And on the first full day of spring
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Everything, and Nothing by Wakao reviews
There are two things that drive someone to suicide: too much of everything, or too much of nothing. Kind of a romance in disguise.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Butter Knife by threm reviews
I sneaked in inside his room. Not to serve him or to seduce, but to do something I’ve wanted to do ALL MY LIFE. if you don't want murder, don't read, my own work, scared the shit out of me, trust me :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
A Dummy's Guide To How NOT To Get Laid by insane in the brain reviews
He thinks she's a prostitute and wants to hire her. She just wants to kick him in the groin. With extra sarcasm in every chapter for your guilty reading pleasure, it's almost GUARANTEED to make you laugh until you nearly pee yourself... DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Vampire at the Party by Marquise d'Horreur reviews
A mysterious man in black catches a woman's eye at a party... Reviews appreciated.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
The Best Time Of The Day by The Sex Bandit reviews
Couple guys from my choir, threesome, well written.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
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Bitter and Sweet reviews
Life, love, acceptance, heartbreak, and all the things in between. An ongoing poetry collection
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
The Underwear Bomber reviews
Persuasive essay. Say 'no' to airport body scanners. Seriously.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
A Disjointed Exercise in Narcissism reviews
-"It's not always going to be giggles and crazy times. I don't live on the funny farm, after all, though it does feel like it when I visit my extended family." Fragments of my life, fragmented as it is. Sort of a pillowbook/maybe part memoir?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Henny and the Hobo Vampires reviews
Henny gets bit by a hobo vampire, and needs a cure before it's too late.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010
Salvation reviews
Three innocent people, a plot to engineer a deadly virus, and a romance gone wrong. This is one heck of a mess . . .
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
Midnight to Morning reviews
When you don't understand the signs, which path do you take?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Strawberry Wine reviews
-"It was a restless summer and they loved recklessly." She doesn't know whether she misses the boy, or her innocence. UPDATED!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
There's A Shadow On The Horizon reviews
A storm is coming.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
World War I reviews
No one predicted a long road to a shallow grave.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Cats Vs Dogs reviews
A light-hearted essay on the differences between cats and dogs.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
The Plight of the Bumblebee reviews
The life of a worker bee isn't so easy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Look Closer reviews
At first glance, a simple toy - but look closer.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete