~About Me~

Name: Alyssa

Age: 17, soon to be 18~(yay!)

Hair color: Blond

Eye Color: Dark Blue

Location: United states. That's all ya need to know.

~Random Favorites~
Favorite color: Changes a lot, but at the moment it is green.
Favorite food: Mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, and chocolate! XD
Favorite Movie: Uhh...a lot. I lurve the harry Potter movies and the Twilight MOVIE can go suck it. What a horrible movie.
Favorite book: I read ALL THE TIME. I am NEVER without a book. I LOVE LOVE LOVE to read. I just finished "My Sister's Keeper". Let me tell you, that was an amazing book! Right at this moment I am reading the fourth book in the Maximum Ride novels. I Love 'em!
Favorite Animal: uhm, favorite wild animal would have to be the polar bear, definitaley and my favorite house pet is a dog. I lurve dogs! I have two of my own. A black lab boxer mix and a golden retriever. :)
Favorite Quote: "Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, and right now is a gift. That's why it's called present." (don't know, lol) Live everyday to the fullest.
Favorite Music: Oh my gosh, a lot. I'll listen to anything except rap and country. If I have to listen to country I will, but I can't tolerate it for long, lol. Some artists I like are, Linkin Park, Ashley Tisdale(NOT HSM crap), Three days Grace, Red, Trillit, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Evanescence, Simple Plan, Fall Out boy, Breaking Benjamin, Trading Yesterday, Yellow Card, Plain White T's, and the MANY, MANY more!
Favorite Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, watching anime, reading manga, making amvs(currently can't atm and it's seriously killing me), messing around on Photoshop, and babysitting.

~Some quotes from my crazy life~

"OH MY GOD THE SKITTLES ARE HAVING SEX!" -Annabelle

"I need to do something...what should I do?" -Annabelle.
“Well, I vote for running down the street screaming like a mad woman. Or finding a leprechaun. Both good choices. -Me

"It's not rape if you yell, 'SURPRISE!” -Me

"Yeah, you should use your girl magic." -My dad XD

“rawr dammit, RAWR!!” -Ashley

“MADDIE HAS A WEINER!?” -Me

“eeww! Your pants are wet!” -Ashley.
“oops.” -Me

“And then he went into the woods and... GRABBED HER AND KILLED HER!!” -Ashley.
Screams bloody murder as Ashley grabs her arm, finishing off her scary story -Me

"Ashley! I just poked my boob with a needle and it hurt!" -Me
"What boob?" -Ashley
"What do you mean what boob!? Size B isn't THAT small!!" -Me"
"rolls eyes I meant, as in right or left!" -Ashley
"Oh." -Me

"You have a postage stamp on your boob..." -Annabelle

"Pop a chickennnnnn!" -Ashley and Me

"Patience you grasshopper!" -Me

"Alyssa! There's a dead bird in your yard!!" -Alyssa(not me,lol)
walks over and looks "Alyssa...that's the dog's stuffed duck." -Me

"OH MY GOD! WHERE AM I!?" -Irina.
"Uhhh...in your house...?" -Me.
"oh." -Irina.

"He had to beg me for weeks just to be able to control it in the car." -Annabelle

"-sucks in helium- I'm bad ass! Yeah, that's right! I said bad ass!" -Me

"Wait! Use the balls he has!" -My mom
"NO! His balls don't work right!"-Me (This sounds so bad! XD we were actaully talking about dryer lint balls, lmao)

"Yeah, and I've distracted myself by doing something really fun!" -Annabelle
"...What kind of fun thing..?" -Ashley
"-Waits a moment...realisation dawns, smacks Ashley- Not THAT Kind of fun!" -Annabelle
"-feigns idiocy- And what kind of fun were you thinking I was thinking...?" -Ashley

"Hi, it's nice to meet you, I'm Dack. Don't steal anything." -Annabelle's Uncle dack(XD)
"Yeah, you might wanna watch out, I can be a bit shady at times." -Me

"-flails arms around, making a fish face-" -Me
"What the hell is that?! A flying impaired fish!?" -Annabelle

--More to come. For some reason, all the others are escaping me atm, lol.--

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can’t dance copy this into your profile

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you don’t have much luck with technology copy this into your profile

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you sometimes get sick of copying and pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an evil cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

RANDOM LIST OF STUPIDITY!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copy and pasted. -)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"