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Joined 10-23-09, id: 694749, Profile Updated: 04-24-19
Author has written 9 stories for General.

Note: Please do not read my stories! My computer crashed and I couldn't find my external memory so I uploaded them here for the time being. These are crazy rough drafts... not even drafts; fragments really.

I have finally updated my profile. I created this account (and published those story fragments) back in high school. It is strange to think how much time has passed since then.

I am still living that west coast life surrounded by ocean and old growth. The odds of me writing fiction anytime soon are nill as I keep grinding away at this academic life filled with policy reports and technical journals.

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Haunted City by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Birthright or not, I said I wasn't interested. But between a family curse, a shady secret society and a pushy werewolf with a mohawk, witchcraft might be my best chance of getting out of this alive. NC-17 MM Slash DOWN FOR EDITS but don't worry I'll stick it back up pretty quick
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Raw and the Cooked by plumblossom reviews
Jackson's civilized. He dreads the wilderness in Marek. Marek's a lot more domesticated than Jackson thinks he is -- he's a sophisticated chef -- and would like nothing more than to be tamed by Jackson. Slash, if you care.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by DeliriousEphemera reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Full Moon by naraka reviews
During the full moon, the wolf howls in search for his mate. What he doesn't know is that he is closer than he expected... slash m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Stop Stalking Me! by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
So my name is Calen. I'm 21 and I'm an aspiring artist. Oh and I have a stalker. A rich, hot stupid stalker who won't leave me alone because I crashed into his car. Yeah...Great.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,203 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008
Pas Comme Ca by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR PUBLISHING. AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AT LESS THAN THREE PRESS . COM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
MIKA by Pretty Rad reviews
Michael has never met anyone quite like William; which is why he's willing to do anything to be noticed by him, even screwing himself over socially. As long as it gets him closer to William, he doesn't care what the price is. Even if it's his heart. Slash
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,246 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
A River in Egypt by frenchmartini reviews
Denial is an awkward obstacle to come across, as Jonty McPhee found out recently. Fortunately, fantastic and flamboyant Gareth Pedder finds all the drama quite amusing. Given the way he’s dressed, that’s to be expected! Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
10 minutes by Sunshine Bear reviews
10 minutes left. That smile he gave me. I love him. He loves me. But there are only the ten minutes left. The ten minutes that controlled our lives. Ten minutes to decide. MxM One-shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
When Sun and Moon Meet by Burlesque Graffiti reviews
Yin and yang are opposing forces which come together in harmony. Can the same be said for the Sun and the Moon, or a hunter and his prey? A werewolf fic. M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Bad Luck by BeccaPenguin reviews
Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 194,813 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
The Dragon Isles by Tygati reviews
Far to the east lie the mysterious Dragon Isles none have seen the creatures they are named for in so long that their existence is now naught but myth. A young man fleeing for his life reaches the Dragon Isles and what he finds will change his world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Matched by TheAtrophyOfDarkness reviews
Slash/Yaoi, oneshot. In the future couples are matched with mathematical precision by a supercomputer designed by the late genius Harvey Overfield. What happens when Indigo's match isn't who he expects? Graphic.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
How To Write Slash Like A Kid by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
The Nayslayre's Infamous Carnival by d'Neronique reviews
FINISHED. Inspired, David decides to host a suicide show in his basement. Things get weirder than he expects. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Gold and Green by Three Score and Ten reviews
When Marin rode out to challenge the dragon, he thought he knew pretty much how it was going to go. Then he found more dragons than he'd been expecting...and things got a little confused. Oneshot. T for cursing and really cliche romance...sorry.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
College Material by Shampoo Suicide reviews
Your failure to provide complete, accurate, and truthful information on this application will be grounds to deny or withdraw your admission. A college application that is more truthful that it should be.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Coincidences by tipping ivy reviews
I wasn't gay... until Reid decided I was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,822 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Just Like That by Leina reviews
Due to a raging winter storm, Pierre ends up sleeping over at his best friend’s house on Christmas Eve. After an intense talk about Greek mythology, he begins to realize just how unorthodox his relationship with Ilya is. [One-shot fluffy shounen-ai]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2004
Never Forget the Importance of Style by Quatorze reviews
Whoever is that stylish young man? And what is he up to, in a world of tulle and velvet and silk, candlelit ballrooms and rose gardens? Let's see... NOTE: contains homosexuality
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
Boots in a Flowerbed by Quatorze reviews
A park. A warm morning. Extra feet in a flowerbed. What does it all mean? NOTE: contains homosexuality, overall rating due to a few later chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
The Artist's Tale by Alexander'sMistress reviews
Slash romance (but not graphic). Previously titled 'The Love that Dare Not Speak its Name'. Set in a fantasy world around the 18th century. Please review if you read it! Love, AM, x x
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,945 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002
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zrc
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,331 - Published: 6/25/2011
thn2
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,669 - Published: 6/25/2011
night and day
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 129,888 - Published: 6/25/2011
nerves metal
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,591 - Published: 6/25/2011
billyburg
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Published: 6/25/2011
slashsemicolon
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,656 - Published: 6/25/2011
double life
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,073 - Published: 6/25/2011
crown of arcade
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,608 - Published: 6/25/2011
nogetthegreen
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Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Published: 6/25/2011