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Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Romance, Fantasy, Nature, General, and General.

I enjoy being random, and a lot of my older stories and poems are fairly humorous and easy-going. Although, I've been considering writting comedy-romance soon! So Watch out for those! I have a whole bunch of oneshots written out in my notebooks, it's just a matter of typing them. Enjoy

Also I love to hear from people, I would LOVE reviews and comments and corrections and such!

Internal Locus36External Locus64In the 60s Psychologist Julian Rotter developed a theory called Locus of Control of Reinforcement. His theory centered around whether someone thinks their life is more influenced by external factors like fate, genetics, luck, environment (external locus of control) OR by internal factors like effort, tenacity, and free will (internal locus of control).

Your results suggest you tend to believe that genetics, environment, luck, fate, or other external factors define you more than internal factors like drive and free will.

Thus, you have an External Locus of Control

For my sick days...

Kleenex, my savoir
How I long for your aid
You feel so soft on my nose
Especially upon my upper lip
Where the slimy and sickly snot descends
Save me, I beg you please!
For I fear for my life and even more yet, My Health

Woe is me, and me is woe...

For my food days(everyday basically)...

I pine, I yearn and I burn
O dear ice cream of mine
Ingredients mixed together I need to turn
To make what is fine to dine
They come in all different flavors
Simple and plain to extravagant and astounding
Your taste I wish to savor
O dear ice cream you are confounding

My favorite is strawberry
Even though it’s all just dairy
I also rather enjoy blueberry
For that I’d like to marry
Just one kind of cherry

I may seem silly
Especially when it makes me chilly
But alas ice cream is my life!

And for my School Days...

An Ode to my Death

I tap my fingers nervously
My foot never stops moving
My mouth is shut thightly
and my head is forgetting
I hear the bell ringing
I get up and move slowly
Barely noticeing anything
My pencil sharpened newly

The heat in my face moves up
and I feel pain in my chest
People all around yelling "sup?"
as I head to my desk
My friends wish me luck
Everyone knows I need it
My knowledge of life sucks
Help me please I whisper
and lay my eyes on my death!

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Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Morrissey Made Me Love Him by throwingstars reviews
He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Percipient by Robyn Dessey reviews
CJ's life has turned upside down; her mom spontaneously remarried, she was forced to move from the house she's lived in her entire life, and now she's got the most annoying stepbrother ever. Oh, and the guy she likes? He's a kind, smart, sexy, and infuriatingly oblivious ghost. She doesn't know how she's going to do it, but she's got to bring Jared back to life, no matter the cost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,597 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Complete
Marked by DarkHawk14 reviews
Instead of being born with beautiful Marks that grant powers like most royalty, Calla was born with a curse that changes her into a monster. She is sent away by her father, accompanied by a cold bodyguard. War, cruelty, and madness await her. R/R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 148,868 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
The Puppet Queen: A Tale of the Sleeping Beauty by l. fayette reviews
After Selene's homeland falls to the Pari curse, she is forced to must contest for the throne by her insidious fiancé. When rivalries threaten to plunge the country into civil war, Selene must fight through magic and malice—her family's fate hangs in the balance. A retelling of Sleeping Beauty infused with the folklore of the Middle East.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
The Essence of Not Falling in Love by thebrownie reviews
Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Less Than Three by Pinkamoo reviews
"You jerk, you could have told me," I smack him with my battleaxe and he grabs his side dramatically, eyes rolling into the back of his head. "Don't you get all melodramatic and unserious on me you make me angry."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Even Engineers Fall In Love by Waialae Firefly reviews
Mattie returns to school after a semester off to find something surprising: while she was gone, it seems that Remy has fulfilled all the criteria needed to fall in love with her, although his presentation could use a little work. Fluffy one shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Fairytale for the Ignorant by MizSphinx reviews
Was Cinderella that much of a goody-two-shoes? Was Rapunzel that unwise? -I mean, come on, that's serious split ends!- Anyway, this is my story. The truth about Little Red Riding Hood, about me. And trust me, my version's way more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009
Facebook Official by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. The best way to get over a guy? Date his new girlfriend's twin brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Letters to Spine by nayima reviews
In the cold quiet of a gray December, she found the monster hiding in the back of her closet.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Of Dukes and Peasants by Lenah. C reviews
On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,414 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Ol' Blue Eyes by Emedea reviews
“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Dr Pepper, What's the Worst that Could Happen? by Hopelessly Cliche reviews
“You don’t want to drink that,” I said. The stranger raised an eyebrow in question. I pointed at the drink he was holding. “That’s Dr. Pepper. The slogan's ‘what’s the worst that could happen?’ but you've seen the ad; the 'worst' is always worse...er.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Complete
So, You Talk To Walls by Kabryn reviews
Between having psychiatrist appointments and starting to fall for the girl who had the appointment after his, he could only start wondering if there really was something wrong with his head. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
My Beautiful Rescue by xemeraldeyesx reviews
So he claims he's my guardian angel, but he keeps disappearing. “You’re not very good at your job are you? Helping me, that is,” I pointed out sarcastically. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Pinky and the Jackass by buzzgirl37 reviews
Oneshot. “If you weren’t a complete jackass would I actually like you? Well that’s a bit tough since you are a freakin’ jackass!” Cliched goodness. Criticism appreciated...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Neon Scribe reviews
Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Litter Bug by Ravina reviews
She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Wingman by chrissayyy reviews
-ONE SHOT- "Nice pink panties," Jayden taunted me. "Glad you liked the sight," I responded nonchalantly. "Oh yes I did," he shot back. "But I have to say, seeing you fall down those stairs was much better entertainment." Why again am I in love with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Cupids Candy Messages by White Rose Blossom reviews
At first, I thought it was just a coincidence, but by the end of the day, I was convinced it wasn't. Plus, I was afraid I'd face death by avalanche of candy hearts if I opened my locker. I didnt find it cute or funny...Until I found out who they were from
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Ain't No Princess by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Maybe I’m your Prince Charming, o’ Princess.” “I ain't no Princess.” “You're wrong,” he said, and I stopped breathing. “You're MY Princess.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Ex Marks the Spot by bangbangstartagain reviews
[oneshot] Chester Ex was going to be my New Years Kiss. I just knew it. Too bad I could only find the Crazy Cake Guy ... or he found me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Why Not to Date a Greek God by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Decision Time, Peanut by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Princess Cobwebs by Luai-lashire reviews
A retelling of Cinderella. What if the fairy godmother had been a Faery Prince? What if Cinderella never wanted to marry Prince Charming? Written in the style of old fairy tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Kissing Games by blairwrites reviews
ONESHOT. The LAST thing Liz wants to do is work at her mom's Kissing Booth at a carnival. But what happens when she strikes up a challenge with her cokisser, Patrick, and the competition becomes more than friendly? Companion to A Valentine's Day Dare.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Misappropriated by Juneaux reviews
Jane, I wasn't going to tell you, but there a guy who's been drawing you for the past half hour or so...'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
My Favorite Mistake by kawaii-konnichiwa reviews
I tried matchmaking my best friend with him. What I didn’t expect was a whole tangle of love life to come crashing down on me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006
Show It To Me by curiouserxcuriouser reviews
He certainly knew how to pick 'em. Rated for bad words and reproductive organs of the male variety.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2006
The Outcast by Winter's Shadow reviews
she was always an outcast at school. now six years later she returns with a different name and a different look.and its payback time. the catch is no one knows its her. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,279 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004
My Favourite Mistake by Flawless Storm reviews
I ended up in all cliched messes possible that night, but I wouldn't change a thing. Any redblooded female would be aching to be in my postition. Who wouldn't want to be stranded for one night with the dark, sensual, notorious playboy Cameron Maitland?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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dragon scale
a short poem about dragons
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
Out the Window
A very short story that I wrote to express different feelings of depression and picking up and leaving.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
Cain and Anabel Oneshots reviews
You're such a louche!" "And you're a quack". "Don't compare me to those fake medical doctors! I'm still angry, you know". A bunch of random oneshots featuring my favorite couple Cain and Anabel
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
Racoon reviews
A little creature hunt in the night
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
It Rains reviews
A poem about rain...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
DomRiOtt reviews
A rabbit, moose, and a baby racoon befriend eachother and have amzing fun-filled Canadien adventures together!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010
Escape reviews
A short poem I wrote for school about escaping to a place .o Pleas Read!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
The Frog Prince OneShot reviews
My version of the old fairytale!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Ralph walks into an unsuspecting situation and encounters a bunch of unreliable lazy pirates...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Times of a Toad's Hairy Wart
Exactly what the title inclines! A Diary Entry, made by your friendly neighbourhoods toad's wart!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete