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I Love Rant by Bambi Queen of the Off-Black reviews
A load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: How Bambi discovered she was clinically a nutjob. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,728 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Twilight's Alternate Ending by Fish Stark reviews
Alternate ending to Twilight. Twilight lovers beware, this is a satire and I HATE TWILIGHT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Thursday by BraydenKrell reviews
Ever wonder what thoughts run through your mind, in those last moments before you die?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Aubrey Solenge reviews
Aubrey explains to his little daughter the fact that a real vampire does not sparkle. And quietly fumes to himself the entire time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Wish To The Falling Stars by Wish To The Falling Stars reviews
A song that I wrote as part of a music project for school. I took my name from it, in case that isn't clear! I got a real good grade for it too, so ha!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
The Moon, The Star & The Flame by Inbetween Tears reviews
Imagine a life in which you could harness the power of magic. Jamie has that life. When he turns 16, his true destiny is revealed. Will he follow it?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009
Dancing in Darkness by Just Off The Key Of Reason reviews
She had caused mayhem and chaos, had shoved the truth in many people’s faces, blown up buildings, killed many people, but she had yet to capture the vigilantes’ attention in the way she wanted
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
life poem by Lgm reviews
short poem..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Interview With God by IronyCat reviews
One lucky reporter gets some very. . . interesting insight into the minds of a supreme divine being.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
To Nowhere in Particular by Anna Christie reviews
It wasn’t a pretty story... But you were pulling me in... Everything around me said, “Run!”... I think we turned out like a wrecking ball let loose. --- R&R please and thank you! Reviews returned asap.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
All the Crap in my Head by lenaleelover13 reviews
Just the random rantings of a teenager... dont worry I'm no Shakespeare!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009
Under Water by kassa-simbaa reviews
Dark one-shot. Nikki's boyfriend dies, and she becomes depressed. Her life was ripped from her, and now she's being dragged under the current. It's like she's dead. May continue if I get a couple of reviews.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete