Dallas lost her virginity to Benjamin when she was 14. It was casual. No big deal. Strings of meaningless relationships have followed both since. But that was then, and this is now.

Kim hates the way Paul has snaked his way into her life. She hates his car, taste in music, ugly plaid shirts, cheesy pickup lines, uncool blond hair, and obnoxious shoes. Her friends are wrong. She doesn't like him. Not a chance in hell. REPOST

Kim hates Paul's car, taste in music, shoelaces, ugly plaid shirts, smile, and uncool blond hair. She hates his cheesy pickup lines. She hates the way he's snaked his way into her everyday life. Her friends are wrong. She doesn't like him. Not a chance.

My newest crush: Goofy. No seriously. He works at Disneyland as the costumed-character and everything. The thing is I've never seen him outside his work uniform. Yeah, I never said I was coloring with all the crayons in my coloring box...//ONE-SHOT//