Soren the Maniacal Dragon
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Joined 10-27-09, id: 695269, Profile Updated: 05-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Romance, Fantasy, and Humor.

Oh yay, I have an account on Fiction Press! Lol. So I'm a 127 year old elf/dragon. Hehe and I will kill you >=). I love to write, its my favorite thing in da whole world! I draw sometimes but not that often cause I'm not that great at it. I've always been quite the daydreamer, and theres always a new story or two on my mind (more like seven XD). Hmmmm... oh! I'm a christian, or I try to be, even though I'm not always the best example =/. I'd like to say, and that is that I'm a super lazy person, and if ur one of my readers waitin for an update, dont worry I'll get it up soon, I promise =). Well later humans!

Oh and one more thing. HEY SARAH!! =D

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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Nochnayia Lubov by sophiesix reviews
Night Love. Russia, 1939. The Tsar rules with an iron fist, and a secret that could kill him with a touch. Will former communist agent Nora fall for the lure of the decadent and betray an innocent boy?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 106,724 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010
Cat and Mouse by SweetSarah2 reviews
ONESHOT-I can't believe I'm getting blackmailed to ask the scariest boy in school on a date. At least he's gorgeous. Part of me is even excited to ask him out. But that part? Yeah, about two percent. The other ninety eight percent? Pure terror...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
The Grim Reaper by fahanizhieliq reviews
The Grim Reaper doing another day's work. Another soul. Another death.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Eclipse by Ezekiel Grey reviews
He waited on the marble beach. She waited on the burning gold beach. A sea of diamonds full of dead lovers separated them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Bothersome by CK Shorty reviews
one shot It was her brother who summoned the demon, so why in the world is he hanging around her? She decided that it was because he just wanted to be bothersome and get under her skin. It was beginning to work.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Homicide For Dummies by boltfromtheblue101 reviews
My name is David Boykewitz, and I think I might be a serial killer. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
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The Straight Jacket Series reviews
A random spew of my many experience's with a straight jacket
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011
The Elf's Ritual
Just a record of the Elf Fire ritual
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Published: 8/29/2011
The Shifter King reviews
Dawn Carter's life had just been turned up-side down. She accidentally killed someone, something is very wrong with her biology, and some insane cult is stalking her. Things better start looking up soon for the sake of her sanity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010
The Assassin's Lover reviews
After Derek is kidnapped by a gang, he’s rescued by a girl. He realizes she’s everything he’s ever wanted, strong, smart and independent, the girl of his dreams. The only problem is… She’s an assassin. Rated M for gore and stuff.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010
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