Soren the Maniacal Dragon
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Joined 10-27-09, id: 695269, Profile Updated: 05-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Fantasy.

Oh yay, I have an account on Fiction Press! Lol. So I'm a 127 year old elf/dragon. Hehe and I will kill you >=). I love to write, its my favorite thing in da whole world! I draw sometimes but not that often cause I'm not that great at it. I've always been quite the daydreamer, and theres always a new story or two on my mind (more like seven XD). Hmmmm... oh! I'm a christian, or I try to be, even though I'm not always the best example =/. I'd like to say, and that is that I'm a super lazy person, and if ur one of my readers waitin for an update, dont worry I'll get it up soon, I promise =). Well later humans!

Oh and one more thing. HEY SARAH!! =D

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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