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Joined 10-28-09, id: 695448, Profile Updated: 05-29-10

Hi there!

If you've read any of my previously uploaded stories, I've decided to delete all of them and make a new account.

For various reasons I'd rather not share, I'm posting neither the name of nor a link to my new account here on my old one.

Now this account is merely for lurking, since I'm not sure how delete an account, or if you even can delete an account on here. . . . -rolls eyes at my own technological shortcomings-

So . . . happy non-reading! xD

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The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Rest in Peace, Dear Innocence by Inkman Stormwell reviews
They finally shared a bed, all while keeping their innocence intact.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Clary's Story: The Doppelganger Game by bookwurmzhao
OK, so this was for a school project. Clary is swept into a world called the "Mystic World" where she must fight to go back home to the "Mortal World." Along the way, she'll have to decide whether those who wish to be her companions are friends or enemies
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010
Just Because by bookwurmzhao reviews
This is about tears, mainly, and crying. I think it's important to be able to cry, just because.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
How to Go About Insulting Your Fiance: by groundhog591 reviews
An arranged marriage. Oh joy. I'm sure he can't wait unitl the wedding. He'll get all the joy and bliss. Or so he thanks. I have no intention of doing anything like that. Especially not with the likes of him. What does he take me for? An idiot? He really
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
Naughty by Romanze reviews
For Marilyn Ray, Christmastime is just the time of year when her house gets filled with obnoxious relatives.. But when things begin to go very wrong, it will take an interesting stranger to keep her rockin' around that Christmas tree.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007
How I Killed and Loved Katlyn by BringTheBing reviews
*poetry* Katlyns been in my life for a long time. I looked up to her, then I loved her as a best friend, then I betrayed her, then we were besties again, then I made everyone hate her. But she's still always in my life. For better or for worse.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Jester's Game by Raincrow reviews
Erroll has been a jester for the same house for forty something years but now his job and his life is threatened by a new, younger jester. He is now forced to fight for his right to be a jester and for his life. Edited and revised.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Now Hiring by Shepherd Nerd reviews
King Egbert is looking for a new jester for the Westwhaal court, but it is so hard to get good help these days.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Tomfoolery by Nonsensically reviews
Tomfoolery: noun. 1. foolish behavior. [See: Carmichael, Jason.] Fun, funny, charming, and irresistable Jason Carmichael. His mischievous ways caught me offguard and full force. Literally. And, try as I might, I just can't seem to stay away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,801 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
Rathisha by Eshter reviews
When Reina inherited all of her father's belongings, she never imagined a complete kingdom would be involved. With the help of her father's former jester, she must try to take back the throne from a tyrant and restore the kingdom to its former glory.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007
Alone in My World by Lily K. Black reviews
A poem about being alone in my own little fantasy world. Inspired by two songs from Seussical the Musical.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Lonely in Gorgeous reviews
Old poem for school. Inspired by Oliver Twist.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Oliver Twist by Thenardier reviews
Written at the request of greenGalilee, a haiku about the novel, Oliver Twist.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Cinderella and an Elven Jester by Lore-Lowell reviews
The Elven Jester is back, this time helping out ol' Cindy...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006
Burn by ShDiddee reviews
She covers it up, With beauty and charm.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006
Sleeping Beauty of the Wood and an Elven Jester by Lore-Lowell reviews
This is my own revision of 'Sleeping Beauty'...some original characters thrown in. Please R&R; I'd like to know what you think...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2006
Cat in the Hat by Syren of the Sky reviews
argh... i had to write it. oh well. you'll know who it's about if you know me-and him.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2005
Rights and Privileges by Wedgegeck
Holy War. Gabriel and Duriel have a honeymoon adventure, and ask favors of one another. Co-written with Gabi.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005
A Broadway Melody by sopranophantomista reviews
If any of you have listened to a Broadway tune, I think you know what I'm talking about...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005
The Jester by Burning Truth reviews
The Jester no more...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005
The Day The Jester Cried by Dama Negra reviews
when the late king died, the whole country was consumed with despair. When the new king rose to power, the rivers turned crimson
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004
Eat, drink, laugh by Theallpowerfull reviews
I am the jester concealing the dagger. Enjoy my humour while you can =)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004
Jester by Jay Sea-elf reviews
It's about a Jester, I guess.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Princess and the Jester by Morbid Vesper reviews
Can a princess and a court jester fall in love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2004
My Impish Muse by Renverse Black reviews
You've all had the dreaded WRITER'S BLOCK. You know those times where your muse just ignores you? Well this is the writer geting back at her Impish Muse. Enjoy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003
The Cat Returns by i'd rather be asleep reviews
well, fanfiction.net has no category for this, so for now it's here, its a cat in the hat fanfic. quite mad. read and find out. it begins at the end of the cat in the hat story.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Plight of the Jester by DueTuesday reviews
your not going to get this one folks
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2003
Confessions of a Jester by SamanthaDB reviews
WARNING! This story contains high levels of sarcasm!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003
Jester by HalfJester reviews
They think jesters have no feelings. They're WRONG.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2003
The Jester and The Siren by BrainDamage1
A symbolic love story about two strangers
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2002
Shameful by Unown reviews
A 'found' poem based in Oliver Twist, this is a poem made from words I found in Oliver Twist that I rearranged. Any questions? E-mail moondancercat@yahoo.com. Read and Review, as always.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2002
Let me kiss you, stupid bugger! by Hwoarang Girl reviews
A Magician, a Forest Guardian, a Jester and a Knight get locked in a castle. So what do they do? PLAY KISS CHASE OF COURSE! ^_^ ~ WARNINGS: Random hyperness, Shounen ai, and basically a total load of moo plop ~
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2002
The Jester by StubbyCheeto reviews
A story about the love life of a jester
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2001