Vocabulary makes me smile;

Oh katzenjammer, leave me alone. My coccyx aches like a sweet tooth and observing the avifauna is my only cure.

He is a zajebiste, niffy twat, but I'd like to pour him into a carafe and keep him forever and ever.

Slaaty who?

She is of the moody, angsty species of teenagerus. In her natural habitat, she can be found sleeping, eating, or riding wild mood swings. Her net spontaneity amounts to the grand total of 0. She lives a very spontaneous life, you see.

She is looking for a playmate to share jokes, insults, philosophical ideas, and crappy pick-up lines with. She is a rather advanced species, so she will and can respond to private messages.

She finds talking in third person amusing, and she has been watching too many nature documentaries. She's going to get some coffee and go to sleep.

Slaaty signed out.

cold x sleepy x identity x help x learn