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Joined 11-02-09, id: 696039, Profile Updated: 04-24-13
Author has written 15 stories for Kids, General, Life, Nature, Mystery, General, Humor, Sci-Fi, Haiku, and Essay.

Hello people who have decided to visit this page! ...Please, if you wish, ignore this and all that copy and paste it stuff below. It's nothing to see. Seriously.

Um, anyway...I'm a writer. Duh. I've recently gotten addicted to writing haikus and sonnets, so expect a lot more of those. I'm on here randomly, when the mood strikes me, so...keep your eyes peeled for anything new. I have a tendency to sometimes upload works from my English class, like short stories or poetry... That being said...enjoy my work!

Name: Call me Linz or Linzerj, please.

I like to read and write, and I also enjoy watching cartoons, playing guitar, singing, drawing, and hunting.

That is all you need to know about me...other than the fact I am rarely on here. =_=

Feel free to check out my fanfiction over at my fanfiction.net account, where I am also known as Linzerj: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1996927/Linzerj
I currently have fanfics for Once Upon a Time, Young Justice, Teen Titans, TMNT, and Gargoyles, along with a few random older works that no one really cares about anymore.

COPY-AND-PASTE-ITS ARE ALL BELOW. SKIP THIS SECTION IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH SAID COPY-AND-PASTE-ITS.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly)

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination. No one is sure if Kitty is Bunny's assistant or if he is his nemisis...

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (I still love HP but am obsessed with TDI), who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, Linzerj

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. Then you'll get the joke.

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Linizzle (I kinda like it)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Mustang

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Joy Linz (So dumb)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Bavliona (?)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Green Water (that's so boring)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ivjasce

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie (Or was it Frances...one of those two. I forgot.)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Holly (I like it!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Thunderstorm

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Moldy Green Eyepatch (ROTFL!)

17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to have a house full of cats copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Firestar is the awesomest warrior character copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Firestar's warrior name better than his leader name copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Spottedleaf didn't deserve to die copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Firestar or Graystripe copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Spottedleaf or Sandstorm copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to be Brambleclaw or Crowfeather copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish you were born a cat and not a human copy and paste this into your profile

If you copyed and pasted this copy and paste line copy and paste this in your profile

When all else fails, read the directions.

Someone told me that it was illegal to kill someone just because they pissed you off...crap...

I'm not a tomboy, I'm just better than you.

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my ass if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Does the noise in my head bother you?

When it rains at my party, we dance in the rain.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when mom was your hero and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?I know what happened to that last one. . .but what about everything else?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm special because i act silly in public.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippy because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a moron because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

If you quote along with your favourite shows and love doing that, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are getting old and you keep on watching and loving cartoon, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when you get a 91, not because of how you thought that you would do previosly, but because in Danny Phantom: Teacher of the Year Danny got a 91 on his English exam, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at inapropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate annoying fangirls who create an account on only to write a story where they insert themselves in their favorite cartoon, movie or book without even thinking twice to check their grammar and punctuation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Avercrombie and Holister said it wasn't cool to breath 95 of all teens would stop breathing. If you are part of the 5 who would die laughing instead copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here! Mistieana. Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj, iddiotic 95 precent.

If you ever ran into a sliding glass door that you thought was open copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are writing 12 stories at the same time copy and paste this to your profile

If you keep forgetting how to spell squirrel copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who is a walking encyclpedia copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate doors copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh gods...multiple times...)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. What movie/show is it? (I will quote from any cartoon, TV show, or movie I know of at random times just because I randomly feel like it.)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're ever talked to yourself and actually answered out loud while people in the room looked at you like you had seven limbs, three unnatural (well, duh) heads, and feathers sprouting from everywhere on you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helpped people play it 4 times! Crazy is if you talk to you're imaganary friends so much even your mother thinks you're insane. Crazy is when you just randomly burst out laughing during an 'akward silence' moment, then just said, "So, what's up?". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01. Mistieana, Linzerj

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Mistieana, Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! And/or if you're one of the 2 who hasn't been or drunk alcohol. (I had Champagne when I was nine but Dad wanted us to taste it for New Years. I spat it out when I tasted it, nasty stuff. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.)(no that line does not belong to me, it comes from the movie Princess Bride. If you haven't seen that movie go out right now and watch it.) LinkFangirl01. Yuk Achohol. It smells horrible ! How can people like that stuff!) Mistieana (I completly agree with LinkFangirl01. Even abbout 'The Princess Bride') Cara(TheHuntress), Linzerj (I did this for the muffins thing! And, yeah, I agree with LinkFangirl01 and Mistieana.)

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hehehehe...

(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:18
(I think that's a bad thing...oh well)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7 ( It's called being a TOMBOY people, it's who I am...and who I am doesn't like being made fun of)

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Linzerj's Life (But I didn't die yet)

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits - Remember the Name by Fort Minor

Waking Up - Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

First Day of School - 21 Guns by Green Day

Falling in Love - 50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train (more like breakup but meh)

Fight Song - Gangnam Style by PSY (can't...stop...laughing...!)

Breaking Up - Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy

Prom - Don't Stop the Music by Rihanna

Life is Just...OKay - Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood

Mental Breakdown - Name by Goo Goo Dolls

Driving - Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down

Flashback - Arms by Christina Perri

Getting Back Together - Set Fire to the Rain by Adele

Birth of Child - Lights by Ellie Goulding

Wedding - Even if I Could by Papa Roach (um wha?)

Final Battle - Mama's Broken Heart by Miranda Lambert

Death Scene - Aerials by System of a Down

Funeral Song - Unbreakable by Fireflight

End Credits - It's Time by Imagine Dragons

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Cody

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? green

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? August

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Shannon

7. Your favorite number? 13, what does this have to do with anything?

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake…

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish to find the perfect college and get accepted into said college.

Are you done? I dunno, you tell me.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. Um...maybe...

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Good to know.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. aww….

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. Great! ...Can I have a cookie?

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. As long as its for the good...

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Um…what are you, a fortune cookie?

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. I KNEW IT!!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Whoa, really? Sweet.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. Yep!

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Stalker much?
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Awesome! ...But I still want that cookie.


If you actually read this far, YOU ROCK!!

And...Copy and paste this onto your profile if you read this far, and to make YOUR profile even longer than before!!

Copy and paste THIS onto your profile if you are crazy and/or weird.

Copy and paste this last thing onto your profile if you like muffins, bagels, and/or Frosted Flakes.

NOTE: This was all copied and pasted from my FanFiction account, so... yeah...

BYE FOR NOW!!

Linzerj =)

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The Flower Plague by MeAreWinner
In the great castle town of Fitolia, a plague with mysterious effects has started to claim citizens. Meanwhile, a Florist takes in a strange flower, A locked up princess views the chaos from her tower and a traveling writer strives to find out what is causing the plague. Rated T because of suggestive parts. Just to be safe!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013
Black Rabbits And White Robins by bk00 reviews
Alicia Blackhart just wanted to see the world. Now she's facing execution.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
Storytime by MeAreWinner
A story for every category. I will be writing short stories every week or two and putting them in here. This week: A robot gains jealousy and wants to be the best there is. Enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013
I'm Sorry by MeAreWinner reviews
It's the people who have the most power who end up abusing it. They say things knowing that you can't talk back. I like to deal with this by writing out letters to those people. This series of poems was writen to raise awareness. To show people that they aren't the only ones. But also to enlighten the people with power to the dangers of it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012
Da Funny, Da Serious, and Da Random by NemoniaDeCardie reviews
Sometimes, you got to laugh at the things life can bring. Especially when it comes from the mind.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Five Seven Five by Ghosstess reviews
A collection of Haiku poems written by myself, to be continuously updated.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011
Warrior Angels by Cassie Studios reviews
Zeke, a normal kid, was chosen to do something great.He was chosen to be an "Angel" the unofficial term for the highest ranking warriors."Angels" could each control an element: Earth, Fire, Water, Shadow, Lightning, and the mysterious Air.Based on a dream
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010
Stop That Wedding! by Mischievia SamanthaFenton reviews
Two girls, 15-year-old Becky Newman and 11-year-old Jenny Harper, are going to become stepsisters. Except they don't want to be. So what do they do? What any child would do, of course. Yep...sabbatoge the wedding!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009
World Domination Plans by Mischievia SamanthaFenton reviews
Me and my friends tell about how we plan to rule the world. Tell me your idea and I'll put you in here. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FOLLOW THESE PLANS BECAUSE THEY ARE KINDA STUPID AND POINTLESS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009
Our Selves by Mischievia SamanthaFenton reviews
One day, we decided we would go into an alternate universe. We meet our alternate dimension selves, and they're really cool. The only problem? WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009
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Cent reviews
Cent - French for one hundred. What will eventually evolve into a collection of 100 haikus, all on varying topics and inspired by everyday things, such as prom, bus rides, hallways, tests, fish, volcanoes, nature, dreams, and anything else you can think of. -Now Complete! technically. Random haikus still being added-
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 105 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
Bloody Feathers
The pup is proud of the toils of her work: Bloody birds with fall-colored feathers.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Complete
Responsibility
A free-verse, reflective poem for class. The responsibilites of hunting can be a life-changing experience, something I have experienced myself and thus can reflect upon all too easily. Rated because of mentions of hunting.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
The Hunt of Responsibility
A reflective essay for class. Taking on a new responsibility can be considered a coming of age moment; and it is very true in my case. Taking on the responsibilities of hunting has been nothing short of a life-changing experience... Mentions of hunting.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Night reviews
What lurks in the night? Shadows conceal everything, swallowing the light. The sun sets, darkening the east and illuminating the west. The moonless night gives a lost traveler everything to think about.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Complete
Volcanoes reviews
Sonnets, following Shakespeare's iambic pentameter. Reflection of the after-effects of Krakatoa's 1883 eruption, and then the rising of its son, Anak Krakatau. Now with thoughts on Yellowstone's volcano. Comments and criticisms are greatly appreciated.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011
Science Nut
Short story used to help me with developing characters and relationships. -A trip to Yellowstone is tearing two best friends apart. Davina and Nyssa must overcome their differences if their friendship is to survive, but do opposites always attract?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Waiting
Aah, the mall - every teen girls best friend. Except for Lynn. She hates malls. And now...she's not only stuck at a mall for a couple of hours, but she also has a run-in with an elevator...and she hates small spaces. It is just not her day...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Twists and Turns
Life has many unexpected twists and turns, and you can never guess what's going to happen next. The man never knew he would catch a glimpse of what he would become on that day...that changed his life...with a shocking, twisting turn.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Valentine's Nightmare
Car crashes on any day are never good, but a car crash on the day of love...well, it's a real tragedy. And in that small town...it was going to be a Valentine's Day no one would ever forget.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Death Song reviews
...Listen to my story, if you dare. Just know that once you start...there's no turning back. What happens when one falls asleep listening to an iPod in a supposedly haunted apartment complex? Well, here's one situation...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
YinYang
A poem about Yin and Yang, the forces that balance the world for all eternity. I was bored and made this, but I hope you enjoy!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Dreaming
A poem I have to write on a paper bag for LA class. It is about my hopes and dreams, with a little bit of angst. It deals with emotions Jews of the Holocaust may have felt in an attempt to understand exactly what they endured...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
The Earring
This was made for my enjoyment, too, but I hope you enjoy as well. Inspired by some things I did in a poetry workshop with a visiting poet in school. Just a few short poems from the point of view of a lost earring waiting to be saved from being lost.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Dusty: A Cat's Life reviews
This is the biography of my cat, Dusty, told in her own words. From the day my parents made her a part of the family, to when my sister and I were born, from her first adventure outdoors, to right here and now, Dusty tells you her own story of who she is.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete