Author has written 75 stories for General, Horror, Essay, Song, Supernatural, Fantasy, Humor, General, and Fantasy.
LJ lives some place in England, attends some university and is apparently doing some sort of degree. S/he writes too much, drinks too much, currently lives on instant noodles and would probably die without internet access. When s/he isn't writing, s/he entertains him/herself with fencing, archery, quidditch, and just generally being weird. Oh, and actually doing his/her schoolwork; yeah, he totally does that. S/he's currently trying to publish as many short stories and poems as s/he can, though that doesn't seem to be very many. If anybody asks, s/he did this to get practice for when s/he's an author and has to put them on the inside cover of his/her books. Really, s/he just likes talking about him/herself in the third person.
Besides this account, L also writes on fanfiction.net, under the same name. And his/her deviant art account is TheVilainess. Just in case you care. You probably don't, but s/he's telling you anyway.
Just a little bio
Name: LJ. All you get is two letters. Take guesses at what it is if you want.
Gender: I'll have to get back to you on that.
Species: Human. Unfortunately.
Height: 5ft 2inches. I appear to have stopped growing.
Build: Curvy. A bit too much, real- ah, what am I saying, I'm a fat bastard, really.
Hair: Brown, short.
Eyes: They're purple and silver with specks of gold but the glow red when I'm angry... Just kidding, they're brown.
Interests: Too many to list. Mostly music and literature, and maybe art. I don't actually skateboard much anymore, since my board got damaged and I don't really have the time anyway. Plus, British weather. It sucks.
Pet hates: People putting used matches back in the match box.
Visit my forums?
Masquerade: Chapter 48 is up, 49 is in progress but I've hit a bit of a wall.
Trials and tribulations of a trainee warlock: 9 chapters up. Also at a wall.
Hunter: 4 chapters up. Wall.
Tides: 5 chapters. Damn that wall.
Doctor, Doctor: 10th chapter up.
The big, bad book of terrible fantasy writing: Complete.
The big, bad book of Mary-Sues: Complete.
Blue and Raven's Five Man Band: Complete
Blue and Raven's Epic Quest: TBA
Untitled: Chapter 5 in progress. Not really a major focus.
Diary of a minion: Chapter 11 is now up... Not a major focus right now, I'm afraid.
Do you want to play a game?: Hit a wall at chapter 9. Updates will be a while. A loooong while.
If you're fed up of copy and paste crap at the end of profiles, do not copy this to yours. If you copy and paste this, you are a retard.
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