Author has written 75 stories for General, Horror, Essay, Song, Supernatural, Fantasy, Humor, General, and Fantasy.
LJ lives some place in England and dropped out of university. He writes too much and would probably die without internet access. When he isn't writing, he entertains himself with archery, knife throwing and just generally being weird. Oh, and actually having a job; yeah, he totally does that. He's currently trying to publish as many short stories and poems as he can, though that doesn't seem to be very many. If anybody asks, he did this to get practice for when he's an author and has to put them on the inside cover of his books. Really, he just likes talking about himself in the third person.
Besides this account, L also writes on fanfiction.net, under the same name. And his/her deviant art account is TheVilainess. Just in case you care. You probably don't, but he's telling you anyway.
Just a little bio
Name: LJ. All you get is two letters. Take guesses at what it is if you want.
Gender: I'll have to get back to you on that.
Species: Human. Unfortunately.
Height: 5ft 2inches. I appear to have stopped growing.
Build: Curvy. A bit too much, real- ah, what am I saying, I'm a fat bastard, really.
Hair: Brown, short.
Eyes: They're purple and silver with specks of gold but the glow red when I'm angry... Just kidding, they're brown.
Interests: Too many to list. Mostly music and literature, and maybe art. I don't actually skateboard much anymore, since my board got damaged and I don't really have the time anyway. Plus, British weather. It sucks.
Pet hates: People putting used matches back in the match box.
Visit my forums?
Masquerade: Chapter 48 is up, 49 is in progress but I've hit a bit of a wall.
Trials and tribulations of a trainee warlock: 9 chapters up. Also at a wall.
Hunter: 4 chapters up. Wall.
Tides: 5 chapters. Damn that wall.
Doctor, Doctor: 10th chapter up.
The big, bad book of terrible fantasy writing: Complete.
The big, bad book of Mary-Sues: Complete.
Blue and Raven's Five Man Band: Complete
Blue and Raven's Epic Quest: TBA
Untitled: Chapter 5 in progress. Not really a major focus.
Diary of a minion: Chapter 11 is now up... Not a major focus right now, I'm afraid.
Do you want to play a game?: Hit a wall at chapter 9. Updates will be a while. A loooong while.
If you're fed up of copy and paste crap at the end of profiles, do not copy this to yours. If you copy and paste this, you are a retard.