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Joined 11-05-09, id: 696411, Profile Updated: 04-02-16
Author has written 75 stories for General, Horror, Essay, Song, Supernatural, Fantasy, Humor, General, and Fantasy.

LJ lives some place in England and dropped out of university. He writes too much and would probably die without internet access. When he isn't writing, he entertains himself with archery, knife throwing and just generally being weird. Oh, and actually having a job; yeah, he totally does that. He's currently trying to publish as many short stories and poems as he can, though that doesn't seem to be very many. If anybody asks, he did this to get practice for when he's an author and has to put them on the inside cover of his books. Really, he just likes talking about himself in the third person.

Besides this account, L also writes on fanfiction.net, under the same name. And his/her deviant art account is TheVilainess. Just in case you care. You probably don't, but he's telling you anyway.

Just a little bio

Name: LJ. All you get is two letters. Take guesses at what it is if you want.

Age: 21

Gender: I'll have to get back to you on that.

Species: Human. Unfortunately.

Height: 5ft 2inches. I appear to have stopped growing.

Build: Curvy. A bit too much, real- ah, what am I saying, I'm a fat bastard, really.

Hair: Brown, short.

Eyes: They're purple and silver with specks of gold but the glow red when I'm angry... Just kidding, they're brown.

Interests: Too many to list. Mostly music and literature, and maybe art. I don't actually skateboard much anymore, since my board got damaged and I don't really have the time anyway. Plus, British weather. It sucks.

Pet hates: People putting used matches back in the match box.

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Story status

Masquerade: Chapter 48 is up, 49 is in progress but I've hit a bit of a wall.

Trials and tribulations of a trainee warlock: 9 chapters up. Also at a wall.

Hunter: 4 chapters up. Wall.

Tides: 5 chapters. Damn that wall.

Doctor, Doctor: 10th chapter up.

The big, bad book of terrible fantasy writing: Complete.

The big, bad book of Mary-Sues: Complete.

Blue and Raven's Five Man Band: Complete

Blue and Raven's Epic Quest: TBA

Untitled: Chapter 5 in progress. Not really a major focus.

Diary of a minion: Chapter 11 is now up... Not a major focus right now, I'm afraid.

Do you want to play a game?: Hit a wall at chapter 9. Updates will be a while. A loooong while.

If you're fed up of copy and paste crap at the end of profiles, do not copy this to yours. If you copy and paste this, you are a retard.

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Resurrection Day by Maria Patenaude reviews
The Dead will rise... and the Paranoid shall inherit the Earth.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Basic Manual for Household Survival by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Basic Manual for Household Survival- Fairytale edition. All things fairytale, with alternatives to already-chosen paths. For those looking for ways to survive in fairytale land. All edits are final, but feel free to choose your own path.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,453 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011
A Very Fundamental Introduction to Publishing by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Have a story, poem, or article you're thinking of publishing, or do you simply have a dream and no idea where to start? Here's the bedrock you can use to build the twenty-bedroom mansion or the house of cards your writing career turns out to be.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Cursed Stories by Silvren Raine reviews
These are compiled short horror stories that I have heard orally from friends, family and such. Some people have reported to be extremely disturbed upon hearing these. Read at your own risk.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010
The Day Before Tomorrow or The Day After Yesterday by Scarlet927 reviews
The funny, the strange, the sarcascastic, the stupid, and the just-plain weird. I bet you can just picture the awesomness of it now. Take a peek into my mind, if you dare. But be warned, it can get very scary in there. Thoughts, memories, and ideas. Yosh
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009
Vampiric Musings by Jeva Poe
A series of dialogues and monologues from a couple of characters I have in my head. Working on making it into an actual story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,365 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010
Making Perfection by Nick Ransom reviews
He wheezed, an incredibly beautiful, hopeless little sound. His long eyelashes fluttered, he gritted his perfect teeth and mouthed “Please” over and over. Again, I squeezed tighter. I pushed myself up against him. Rated M for torture and sexytime
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Storytelling by Yorik reviews
What's your story?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Complete
Bleeders by majickizback101 reviews
Jamie Griffith brutally burned his little sister to death at the age of eight. Years later the body count is steadily rising and Jamie's precious self-control is slipping away a little more with the passing of each day. Will he escape the blood? R&R
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Dead By Dawn by The Uncommon Loon reviews
Ten years ago,Eli Micheals found Ferry 106,the Lilac,docked but devoid of life. Now,fired from his job as sheriff, he receives an invitation to it's return party. But on that day of closure, he is thrust face-to-face with what happened ten years ago.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010
An Atheist's Conversations with God by comedyzombie reviews
These are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009
Therapy by Claire P. Everson reviews
Words were her only escape-for most of the time.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Writing What People Want To Read by perverted.intellectual reviews
Tired of your story not getting a lot of reviews or even views? What are you doing wrong? Maybe it's simple as typing 'I suck at summaries lol.' Explores some pitfalls writers have and how they can change. Chap. 14: Angst
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,410 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Either Side of the TV Light by Maria Patenaude reviews
When Morgan Fay falls in love with a character in a movie, she uses him as an escape from her own harsh life. As her world crumbles, she clings to him for survival... only to discover that the boy on her TV screen is not who he seems. Or is he? *M-rated.*
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,774 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
101 Ways to be Permanently Banned from WalMart by AlysonSkye reviews
These are ways to be permanently banned from Wal-Mart. How do I know these ways? You really don't want to know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009
The Methods Of Murder by disappear-here reviews
A short morbid essay about murder and its methods.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
How to Write Badly by fading innocence reviews
What's the point in trying to write good? Why not just write badly? A guide on how to write fiction very, very badly.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006
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The Big Bad Book of Drabbles and Snippets reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles set in the world of Acellevin, with no really sense of continuity, logic or plot... so, business as usual, then. You should probably read 'The Big Bad Book of Terrible Fantasy Writing' first, but honestly most of these still won't make sense. Rated M on sheer principle.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013
Wolfy's Guide to University Survival
So that you can learn from my new, UNIVERSITY mistakes, and still probably make them anyway. (A sort of sequel to 'Wolfy's guide to school survival', I suppose)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 508 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012
Wolfy's guide to school survival reviews
So that you can learn from my mistakes. After you've probably made them a dozen times anyway.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Blue and Raven's Five Man Band reviews
Blue has gotten bored, and is going to form a five man band and go on an epic quest. Which means poor Raven is getting dragged along for the ride.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Tides reviews
After accidentally blowing up his school, Seth gets sent by his father to live with his mother, who it turns out is an alchemist. He's quickly pulled into the drama of the magickal world, along with the rest of chaotic and troublesome Zephyrris family.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
The Magician's Academy reviews
All Magicians are trained at the Academy, whether they want to be or not. All Magicians work for the King, whether they want to or not. No Magician has yet escaped this fate. But Erryn plans to put a stop to it, by any means necessary.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012
The big, bad book of MarySues reviews
Blue and Raven have decided to do the world of fantasy a favor by destroying Mary-Sues. Expect violence, swearing and stupidity.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Seasonal Shorts
A collection of Christmas and Winter themed short stories featuring characters from my stories 'Hunter', 'Masquerade' and 'Trials and Tribulations of a Trainee Warlock'. Needs a better title.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011
From Under The Bridge reviews
A blog, or pillowbook, as some would call it. Read at your own peril.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011
Dear Diary reviews
The diary of the chosen one, who was prophesised to save Acellevin from the evil over-lord. She didn't want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Doctor, Doctor reviews
Some short sketches of various fantasy characters, all fitting an archetype, and their therapist.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
Hunter reviews
After loosing his parents in a werewolf attack, James McArthur joins 'The Academy', an elite school for hunters. But somebody starts a systematic attack on the school, aimed at destroying the school and all the trainees.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011
Masquerade reviews
You know what the worst thing is about being a vamp? Because I'm having a little trouble deciding, though at the moment, it's between having to work with these idiots, all these bloody conspiracies, trying to stop a civil war and this damned shock collar!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010
Trials and Tribulations of a Trainee Warlock reviews
Magick. One of the most useful tools out there. Until your uncle turns your tutor into a cat, you start blowing up furnature, and the houseplants come to life, only to start trying to eat people. That just leaves Jesse Ryans to try to clean up the mess.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
Wolfie's Complete Guide to Writing reviews
The edited, re-uploaded collection of my various guides. Disclaimer: I know nothing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011
The workings of my almost mind reviews
Just some random drabbles. Kind of like an internet diary, whatever's on my mind at the time. Pointless, stupid and messed up, like my thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 28,866 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
The Fox Kennedy Files reviews
Several short stories cataloguing a short section in the life of mass-murderer Fox Kennedy, from just before his capture by the police through to after his escape. A combination of his thoughts and the thoughts of those around him.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
Simple
Fox Kennedy's thoughts on Jake, and why he didn't leave him to die after he was injured escaping from the mental asylum.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
The big, bad book of terrible fantasy writing reviews
Blue and Raven, like so many of us, have gotten fed up of bad fantasy writers. So, they're travelling the magickal land of Acellevin, destroying annoying tropes and bad characters everywhere. And looking good doing so, of course. We can't have ugly heros.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 12,640 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
The Doorway reviews
At the bottom of the garden/ There was once a door/ That led to far away/ But it's not there anymore.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood reviews
The wolf chases little red riding hood through the woods.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
A Ghost
A small collection of small poems about different ghosts.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 152 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011
Untitled reviews
An epic tale of evil overlords, heros, resistance, and pie throwing. After the death of his aged father, 19 year old Joss is left in charge of the evil empire. But evil isn't quite as easy as it looks, and there are already entire armies out to kill him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011
A Letter to My Lords and Ladies reviews
A letter to all the lords and ladies who served me in my writing.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Brave and Loyal Knight reviews
You were a brave and loyal knight, a hero, it is true.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
SirenSong reviews
The sirens sing and the men are mesmerized.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Selkie reviews
A man waits by the sea, hoping for the woman he loves to return to him. But she has no place on the land.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Kelpie reviews
She waits by the loch/ Waiting for a snack/ For a silly little child/ To climb on her back.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Little lost pony reviews
Little lost pony/ So far from home/ Out by the loch/ Are you alone?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
On Writing reviews
Random essays on fiction, literature and writing. I call them essays, they're actually thinnly disguised rants.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010
Wolfy's guide to fantasy creatures reviews
Read the title. Really, it's not hard.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
Mermaid reviews
Some sailors see a beautiful woman sat on a rock in the ocean.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Nobel steed reviews
The handsome knight and nobel steed, always a team.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Sea Monster reviews
Since there aren't any dragons in the ocean, after all.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Maiden reviews
In a castle far away/ A beautiful maiden spent each day/ In a tower, locked away/ Guarded by a dragon, yet to slay.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
Once upon a time
Once it was just a time, and nothing more.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Knight reviews
Alas, brave knight, this is your end,
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Dragon reviews
Does the hero always win?
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
In the night
Why fear the night? And why fear the dark?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
With the dragons reviews
It almost seems unreal/ That there could be no such thing as mages/ Dragons, knights, when they feel/ Almost living inside my mind. I left my heart with the dragons.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Exit Stage reviews
It's easier to start a play than to end it. And easier to live as the character than the actor.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Agoraphobia reviews
Agoraphobia – abnormal fear of being helpless in a situation from which escape may be difficult or embarrassing that is characterized initially often by panic or anticipatory anxiety and finally by avoidance of open or public places.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Who are you?
Ever found you can't seem to understand your best characters? I get that quite a bit.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Traitor reviews
Sometimes, a character just doesn't want to do anything. No matter how hard you try, they won't lift a finger.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Rook
A poem about a crow that used to follow me, almost like it was looking out for me when I needed a friend, and a thankyou to it.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Complicated reviews
One mental patients thoughts on another, much more dangerous one.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
In a box
Memories, left to gather dust. My old life, in a box.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Black, Ink, Blood
For every used pen that lives in my drawers.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Buried Alive reviews
If I just drive myself insane, I can find myself again.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Fickle idea, Troublesome pen
Troublesome pen, Would you not make words?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Dear pen reviews
Feeling cold, unloved, are yo, dear pen?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Fickle thing, idea, do you leave me once more?
Such is the way of the writer, that our ideas, inspirations, leave with not a single word.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Masquerade: Character Interviews reviews
Iterviews with the characters from my story 'Masquerade' that I wrote to help with writer's block.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Diary of a minion reviews
Tigre spent his whole life living in the shadows of his heroic father and brother. He finally decides he's had enough, runs away, and joins the ranks of the evil over-lord, who his brother is working to dethrone, and is actually female and not really evil
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
Wolfy's guide to writer's block reviews
My best advice for dealing with writers block. Should be pretty obvious, really.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Addiction reviews
The thoughs of a murderer, as he sits in his cell and considers his situation.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to writing romance reviews
Do I really need to write a summary? Really?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to writing horror reviews
A little non help for those of you having trouble with horror.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Do you want to play a game? reviews
Ty doesn't know who-or what- he is. Plagued by strange dreams and cursed with supernatural powers which he can't controll, a past he can only remember in his sleep is coming back to haunt him. Nothing is as it seems, and danger is lurking everywhere.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009
Wolfy's guide to Marysues, Antisues and Cliches reviews
A slightly more indepth guide to Mary-sues, Anti-sues and cliches, with lots of very bad and useless advice.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Memories reviews
A murderer thinks back on his first kill.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to writing fantasy reviews
For those of you who need a little non-help on writing fantasy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to plots
Another guide, this time on plots. Should probably be M, but oh well.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Capture
The story of how Fox Kennedy was eventually captured by the police. Contains mild gore, excessive violence and a naughty word.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to writing baddies reviews
A not-so-intelligent guide to writing villains.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Handle with care
A young private investigator thinks over the unpleasent death of her boss.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Sleepwalking reviews
Another political song. This one's a little older and not quite as good, but I'm proud of it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Lipstick smiles reviews
A song about the ignorance and shallowness of the human race. *Author acknowledges her hypocracy.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Something real reviews
Some song lyrics I wrote while bored.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Reminiscing reviews
A man sits alone and thinks about what made him who he is.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Wolfy's guide to writing characters reviews
My guide to writing good characters. An intelligent guide from a not-so-intelligent person.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Preditor and prey reviews
A young man flees the police, very much like prey running from a preditor. Follow on from 'Hunted'
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Pride reviews
Even after they've lost, some people refuse to be beaten. Pride can be a dangerous thing. It can be broken. A collection of 3 oneshots.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Hunted reviews
A young man stands on a beach as he is hunted down like an animal. Not hugely angsty, but there is a little. More creepy than scary.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Obsession reviews
An unexpected run in in a hospital waiting room has huge impacts on the people involved. One person in particular. More psychological than horror. Not very graphic, only a tiny bit of violence. A hopefully creepy little one-shot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete