Okay so if you haven't already heard i have another account called 'Angel of your demise' and that account is going to be only for poems. I'm going to come back when i have time later to take all my poems on this account and put it on that one so that this account can be only for stories...and i'm sorry everyone for not updating my stories i'm working on thatt right now and i just haven't had the time lately to post all that i got on here because of school and because my heart is messed up and i'm tryin to figure out whats wrong with it..i love ya all and to whomever keeps up with my things and comments on all of it thanx a bunch you are my muse and what keeps me writing.

images of death is what scares me most not death itself - me

NO EVIL DUCKEY NO!! - me

A little about me:

my name is YoMama but you can call me mimzie

and I am 394 years old

I'm 5'6 almost 5'7 and I hate it

I have natural dark brown hair but I dyed it brown black cause I'm awesome like that.

I have the most awesomnest eyes...red ring around pupil, blue or green in the middle(depends on mood for that color), and a black ring around the outside...see arent they awesome??

my gender is Potato

I am currently in high school, I go to The End Of The World Is high school and I graduate In 2012 (for those of you who didn't get that then take out the words 'high school and I graduate' and then read the sentence) but no seriously I do graduate in 2012

I live on the planet Pluto and food

my favorite thing to watch is my baby sister, movies (that arent horror movies), and t.v. shows...but nothing scary I hate scary stuff

my favorite thing to do is write poems and stories, swim, eat, sleep, and sing

I have a fanfiction profile and one fanfiction story its a maximum ride AU this is the link http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5427736/1/New_girl_in_town

I love to watch anime and asain romance/humor dramas

I am emo/preppy/country/punk/nerd/scene/skater/goth so deal with it

I love to read vampire, romance, humor, high school romances, and stuff like that

I believe vampires, witches, werewolves, etc. are all real

and I believe in every religion.

POP QUIZ!!

What’s your name?

Mimzie Whatsyaface

Gender?

hmm...hold on lemmie check...lol j/k

female

Age?

18 :P

What’s your birthstone?

amethyst

Zodiac?

I'm a cute little dog...ruff ruff

Astrological sign?

Pisces.

Height?

Umm five-six

Weight?

A bit less than my cousin and a bit more than my other cousin

Hair color?

Dark brown with red, blonde, black, gray, and white streaks

Eye color?

red ring around pupil, blue or green in the middle(depends on mood for that color), and a black ring around the outside

Are you in love?

mm... I dont know i'm a teenager for cryin out loud...in other words, yes

With who?

a person

Are you lying to me?

if I said no, then how would you know that I wasn't lying to you about not lying to you

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Hold on lemmie ask them...

They said no

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Yes. I've always wanted one so I could look crazy when I talked to them...oh wait people already think I'm crazy nevermind!

Look to your left. What do you see?

Which way is left??

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Sleeping like royalty, cause you know sleeping like a baby would mean I woke up every few minutes

What was the last thing you yelled?

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Do you believe in magic?

Yea iI love that song!!...oh wait you weren't talking about a song were you?

Do you believe in fairies?

Heck yea!! Tinker Bell aint gonna die on me!!

Who’s your crush?

Didn’t you ask this already?

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

NO!! WHY WOULD I!!

More than once?

--puts head down and tries to hide-- yes

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Jumped to my feet, started walking off, looking around, whistling, while asking people around what that noise was.

Type your name with your feet.

mimxie

Was that fun?

You tell me

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Like ima pass out...havent I told you already I'm lazy??

Do you own a credit card?

I don't think so hold on let me check...

Do you like to shop?

Heck no!! makes my feet hurt. unless I have a wheelchair then I'd love it!

What’s the last thing you bought?

hehe duct tape :) --sigh-- the pleasure and plans I'll have

Do you have any children?

I don't think so unless I had kids in my sleep and they disappeared

Are you married?

Hmm...What happens in vegas stays in vegas, right?...

Who’s your crush?

Does everyone have to ask this?

What’s your favorite color?

Purple, teal, then black, and then red

Favorite animal?

KITTAHYS!! and HIPPOS!!!

Favorite fruit?

Strawberries!! - wait is that a fruit?

Quick! You have to save the world!

--looks around quickly-- Huh, what?? What'd I miss??

Someone has a knife to your back.

--Gasp-- really?! oh wait I already knew that...I can feel ya know

Do you swear?

YOU BET YOUR *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPITY BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!* I DO!!!

Do your parents know you swear?

Probably

What is open on your computer?

Fanfictin, Fictionpress, Spotify, Facebook, Random page, Facebook messenger, Skype, Oovoo, Motocast, Veoh, AVG

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Ella: "I gotta take a nap :("

me: "You do?"

Ella: "Yea, I sleepy."

Me: "alright gimmie hug and kiss!"

Ella: "night sissy. I love you."

Me: "Night baby love you too"

My baby sister is so cute!!!

Where are you?

my room duh

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

The ceiling. duh.

What’s the last thing you ate?

Chicken Samich

What's your personality like?

Crazy, insane, weird, hyper, short temper...so dont tick me off i will kill you

Who do you have a crush on?

Ugh... Fine, I’ll say… Lelouch (Code Geass), Sano (Hana Kimi), Kaname (Vampire Knight), Fang (Maximum Ride), Zero (Vampire Knight), Jacob (Twilight), Ichigo (Bleach), Train (Black cat), etc.

Heh heh?

What was the last thing you thought?

“Hmm… What was the last thing you thought?"

Do you sleep walk?

maybe thats where the bruises come from

Do you sleep talk?

you dont wanna know

What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had?

Are you sure you want to know? it was pretty creepy to me.

fine i'll tell...(WARNING this is descrptive and if you can't handle scary then skip to the next question.)

I went to the castle, my mom and my aunt was evil ghost killers, my cousin came because ghosts loved her, and i came becouse ghosts talked to me in my sleep and show me what happened to them. These two ghost showed us to our room which was across from a black room with black raidiating from it, and the kitchen was beside it. "Please help us. Our sister is scaring off all the people staying here." The first ghost said. she was about five-ten with long wavy blonde hair, and green eyes. But at the time we didn't know that she was a ghost. "Please, Help." she said, then turned and looked at my mother.

"We'll do our best. Now please tell us when and how old she was when she died." my mom said with sencirity.

"Well," A girl appeared beside my aunt melanie, she had shoulder-length brown hair and was about five-four with blue eyes,"When she was about fifteen and she was here with her boyfriend alone, they were talking. So, her boyfriend says, a guy appeared from nowhere and cut her arm off with a chainsaw. She then ran to her room, which is right there, "She pointed to the black room, "And the guy appeared again. and sliced her to peices spraying blood everywhere." I looked at my cousin with a terified face, she mirrored my look but hers had a hint of disgust.

"Hey mom can we hurry here then leave, i have a feeling that this ghost doesn't like anybody." I asked turning to my mom. She looked at me then back to the other people who had dissappeared.

"I hope so. in the mean time who's hungry?" She said.

"I am. i'll go make us somthing to eat in the kitchen." Courtney, my cousin said. Then trotted off into the kitchen, only to come running back saying, "Knives are being thrown everywhere and one just missed my head." she looked terified, heck we all did.

I put all my stuff down and changed into my pajamas when this girl with jet black messy hair appeared from nowhere. She was in a ragged black dress that had blood dripping down it, and she was missing an arm. And she had Blood red eyes. She had a knife in her hand an was coming toward me, then i woke up...

i had the dream again a few nights later which finished it but i don't want to finish cause it would be a story by the time i finished it.

Say “George Bush”. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

--tries to hold back laughter-- Dolls --cant hold it any longer, burts out laughing--

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Well first i'd dance around like i'm crazy then go buy all the books i wanted, then build my dream house, then throw stuff at my parents cause they'd take it and make me a college fund thing

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Water

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

I'm not writing anything, because i'm typing you idiot

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

i can't find one

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

The

What can you hear right now?

Air vents

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: "So...what's up??”

Shadow: “...”

Me: "Gee, thanks, i don't wanna talk to you either"

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Neh too lazy

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Umm... Six people were born, my sister laughed, Three angels got they're wings, ten people got fat, thirty people got mad, a person was murdered, someone ate dinner, someone ate breakfast,...ummm...oh wait you ment what i'd i do?? oh that i don't know

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

My floor...hi floor how ya been??

Two more questions… who’s your crush?

Good gigglywiggly how many time ya gonna ask that i already said look at question stasdf

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Ya kidden me right??

If you just read the quiz, do it, and then copy and paste it onto your profile.

ok so i got these from its hilarious:

today at school i was getting my lunch. (i go to a christian school) and one of the nuns put a plate of apples in the canteen line with a note saying "take one, remember gods watching." then someone had put a plate of mars bars next to it saying "take as many as you want, gods watching the apples." MLIA

One day, when I had nothing to do, I started singing the Poke'mon theme. I was only a line or two into it when two of my friends joined me. We ended up finishing the entire song with epic hand gestures and all. We were in Marine Corps boot camp. These are the people protecting you. MLIA

The other day, in a conversation I was having with a friend, I meant to text her "lol i just passed all my friends on the way to class". But I was using predictive text, and I missed the last letter in "passed," so what I ended up sending to my friend was: "lol I just raped all my friends on the way to class". Thanks T9... thanks. MLIA

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