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Joined 05-16-01, id: 69677
Author has written 4 stories for Song, Life, and Romance.
Never underestimate the power of The Hair. Beware of giant mooses in closets and squirrels under your bed. A brocoli singing on your shoulder in never a good omen. Squirrels are nasty little buggers. Try frying your brain in a pancake pan (its non-stick and easier to clean). Napkins can be used in many ways. And, most of all, if you want to buy your best friend's soul, do not, under any circumstances, give one of your body parts in exchange, unless it's your left knee. Left knees should always belong to best friends anyway, but they rarely know about that.

I'm insane, what's your excuse?

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Mirrabooka by Grunge Muffin reviews
Jesse McGinnis is a Jackaroo in the Australian outback who's had a crush on movie star Chloe Swan forever. What will happen when the station Jesse works on becomes the location for a hot new movie - starring Chloe Swan?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
Whenever it Rains by Grunge Muffin reviews
We've been through enough already. We don't need anymore rain. But life isn't fair. We've learnt that. I can learn to take most things that are thrown at me, but there's one thing I can't - I can't lose Ben. After everything, I couldn't handle that
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,368 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 5/11/2004
Splintered Tears by Grunge Muffin reviews
Ben's life is perfect. He's in the band and he finally got the girl. Then it all started to fall apart. Liam's doing drugs, Jared's seriously injured and Ben's given all this responsability. He's pushing away the one person who can help him - Hailey
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 180,422 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Anyone But Me by Grunge Muffin reviews
Hailey is trying to help her best friend Mackenzie overcome her boy problems. Now Mackenzies are fixed, but Hailey's got some of her own. In the forms of Ben. And Nathan...*Finished*
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,815 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 4/23/2003
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In this place reviews
She believed in destiny, in soul mates and in her vision of love. He believed in her, in their friendship and in his love for her. If your dreams came true, would you realize it? Short story about the irony of destiny.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/7/2004
Dreams reviews
A translation of 'Le Reve' for those who do not speak French. Hold onto your dreams, they say, but grow roots on illusions? There are those times when reality seems so distant and all you want is to... wake up.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
Le Rêve
Vivre ses rêves jusqu'au bout, disent-ils, mais s'abreuver d'illusions? Il y a des moments où la réalité nous échappe et on voudrait seulement... se réveiller.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - French - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Published: 10/2/2003
For the game of love and death reviews
This is a weird little piece of mine. I don't know whether to call it a song or a poem but anyway... here it is!
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/30/2003