Madison Clarke
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Joined 11-09-09, id: 697017, Profile Updated: 07-02-10
Author has written 6 stories for General, Humor, and Romance.

Name: Not Madison

Age: 17

Star Sign: Virgo

Hair Color: Currently Pink

Cats: 6

Intrests: books...books and more books. i read as much as i can which isnt much.
Movies are up there to. Almost all movies. I watch what im in the mood for.
Music- yes i do listen to music. Everything except rap and instrumental harp.
Barney- i am convinced he is a pedophile
My Brothers- they get up to some strange things. Were talking stole the guy next doors cat and tried to sell it back to him- Their Freaks
Pigeons- no this is not irrational. They attacted me when i was little. Scary, I know!

I hate it when Authors randomly delete their stories!! Because then they just dissapear off your favourite stories list with no explanation- kills me...

My Favourite Quotes:

There is nothing to writting. All you do is sit at a typewritter and bleed. -Ernest Hemingway(i think)

Fairytales, are more than true. Not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be defeated. - G. K. Chesterton

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so i MUST have a drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Love and Submission by SqueegeeBea reviews
Olivia is a bored small town High School senior, that is until a werewolf shows up and claims her as his mate. Now she has a month to decide between life as a werewolf or death in 30 days.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Captive At Sea by Luciana-Malfoy reviews
Brigitte Rousseau, along with her husband, is taken captive by a notorious pirate as punishment for landing him in jail earlier. Now, the only way to save her husband's life, is to submit to the pirate's every command. Updated- Chapter 32 added. Rated M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,876 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2006
A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/23/2008
Innocence and Petulance by Sada Green reviews
**Story Removed** Now available as Amazon Kindle eBook!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Sorry About Dresden by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Neely's fondest wish was to disappear. A stranger offers to grant that wish or any other one thing she might desire, but it's difficult to believe in his promise, even as the surrounding world breathes with magic. Will she become part of his twisted fairytale or is happiness too much even to wish for? (SKOW award winner: Most Creative Plot)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 3/18/2009
The Proposal by JoeyAnna reviews
13 years ago Ferrin almost drowned. Xiann's parents payed for her to get the best care. Because of that, she was alive today. Her parents had signed a contract saying she had to marry their son. The thing is, she despises him. See profile for full summary
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,106 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010
Stuck With a Gangster by xianzhi reviews
“I will give you the money for free if you will be my wife.” What? What kind of option is that. However I do need the money besides what harm will come from marrying a gangster—total disaster!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008
Monster by AhoyMatey reviews
He was the 7 year old boy next door that killed his own parents. Well, mom and stepfather. I had always been intrgued with him, never seeing him again after his murder sentence. 20 years later, I want to give this 'Monster' what he never had. Love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,724 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010
More Than Lust by w.rite.reckless reviews
Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,714 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Opal Fox by sugaplumprincess reviews
He's not Prince Charming, more like Prince Arrogant Jerk. And I'm no Cinderella or fair Juliet. I'm a sorceress and now I have to rescue him from the evil sorcerer. Partially Removed for rewriting
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008
Forbidden Touch by DarkForest17 reviews
Eva works as a maid/slave for an all boys drom.Alex collions tries his hardest to make her life miserble.But what will happen when he finally claims ownership of her?"he leaned in close and smiled his wicked grin, and whispered,you finally belong to me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2008
Thoughtless by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! My boyfriend means the world to me. So why does Kellan Kyle make my heart race, my breath quicken? I feel so guilty, just being near him. But being apart...that feels even worse. *SKoW winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
JailBait by forSERIOUS reviews
A self-righteous young girl finds herself being the pet of a dangerously handsome American gangster. Fighting a never ending battle, she strives to tear down the leader of the organized crime scene...if only he would stop trying to reach up her shirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,831 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/28/2008
A Werewolf's Game by nothingXpersonal reviews
At age 16, you become eligible for the Drafting—where your name is put in a bowl and they choose three people to go as a peace offering to the werewolves. I thought being the king’s daughter I might get off the hook. They called out a name. It was me...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Us Against The World by LadyRochester reviews
My first story. He's a gorgeous playboy, and she's a shy sweetheart. They fall for each other and have a perfectly good relationship. Apart from the fact that he's her teacher and she's his student. Considering that, will it last? M for later chaps.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,272 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Phobia by phlegmsoda reviews
When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009
Sex, Lies, and High School by Phat Models reviews
She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,537 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2004
Of STDs, Caution & Apprehension by OldKatherineJames reviews
This is the old version. I've only posted it for a much needed Author's Note. :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,716 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Stolen Gift by Brassica-Mortis reviews
When Maddy is stuffed into the back of an ice cream truck, she knows her life is about to change forever. Who'd have known she'd be made a sex slave to a notorious crime lord with a wicked appetite?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
Slow Dissolve by ms silverquill reviews
Jeremy returns home to a Network region and a family business in shambles. While he pieces things back together, bubbly psychic Celia makes it a mission to thaw his frozen heart. Demons, tragedies, and a match-making brother complicate love's path.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
The City Where Memories Come to Die by Thomm reviews
The story of life long gone that has yet to pass; immortality isn't always a blessing. The ones you love never seem to be just that, life is cruel, but never in the way you'd think it'd be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009
Revenge Comes in Threes by DreamsOfIreland reviews
The Wright triplets just wanted a little revenge. But Zeus never does anyting half-way. So it was no surprise when he sent Ares, the god of war, to help his daughters. It was a bit of a surprise when Ares fell for one of those daughters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010
No Fucking Way! by HaixBai reviews
What if you met the man of your dreams online? You fall in love with them, find out they live in your town, go to your school and everything. What happens when you go to meet them and find out they are your brother? Kick him and Run! Slash. Incest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008
So Dark by Bacardi Mint reviews
“I SAID NO!” I screamed in his face. Before I realized what was happening, his hand was around my neck and my head was slammed back against the wall. My courage and bravery was drained in one second. A gasp ripped from my throat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,167 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
My Best Man by Analie Prisca reviews
They're best friends living next door to each other. When Leon offers Cady a matchmaking 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours' favour, she accepts. However, these favours will lead them to develop feelings for each other instead. R/R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Secret Society by LexisLittleWorld reviews
A school 100 miles away from the nearest city. A secret society hidden in the walls of the university.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010
Bad Moon Rising by CynicalRomantic09 reviews
--story removed--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
The Calling Moon by LaLasagne reviews
Whoever said teenagehood was too difficult had no freaking idea. Because when, on top of all the usual crap, you get attacked by giant wolf and your body starts undergoing changes that have nothing to do with puberty, THAT'S when things get complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
Forced to Love by CaptainSolo reviews
“I have come to the perfect solution! It will gain us both. If I win the game; I’ll be free of debt, and if I lose … you can have my daughter, and you can do with her as you please..”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009
Steps by jeepers09 reviews
For years, it was just me and Mom. Now all of a sudden I've got a new stepdad, a stepbrother, and my best friend's hot older brother is starting to look at me funny. Maybe he's finally noticed I'm not twelve anymore?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,911 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Change Your Mind by vasaline gloves reviews
Rian, the black sheep, kept herself busy getting shitfaced in NYC and sleeping with taken boys. Opinions never mattered until Mitchel's family saved her from herself one night. Suddenly sex and drugs were nothing compared to having someone love you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
Bittersweet Innocence by starbance reviews
Half siblings become closer then society allows. Be warned there is incest and quite an age gap.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009
Luxuriously Yours by XxErosaxX reviews
Princess Wren has always lead a charmed life with her Guardians Machii and Angel. But when Wren's mother tries to marry her off, and a dark secret threatens their lifestyle what will our friends do? Humor, romance, angst, and crime. Updated!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009
Welcome Home, Blair King by AbatedSerenity reviews
What a cookie cutter neighborhood, Blair could hear the gossip now. Yea, well she wasn't so happy to be back ether. Caleb Hunter looked out his window and saw the one girl he never wanted to see again. He shut the drapes. Fu-k if he cared. hiatus!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Sugar Honey by codydarkstalker reviews
One little girl with a new neighbor, a boy who just can't say no. Ace and Alaric are about to see how sweet it can be. Warning! contains slight ped. and mentions slash, a part of the Bet universe
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009
1 800 SEX ME UP by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED Audrey's unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009
Knight Love by Miranda Cougar reviews
“Shhh,” he hissed, “soon it will all be over. Then,” his tongue flickered against my neck and I shivered, his lips brushed the sensitive skin, “you can have your happily ever after.” *Completed*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,615 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
They Call Him Lovely by Zedler reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Games by snarglepuff reviews
Isabel is your ordinary lascivious girl with quite the reputation. However, when she meets Jason Collins, the new badass in town, she seems to be outmaneuvered. Their acquaintance turns into a game to see who can give into desire first. Rated M for smut.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,411 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008
Secret Affair by Qira reviews
Gwen Cassidy finds a love in her mother's new boyfriend
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,974 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Ask Aliss by WordSpeak reviews
When that mysterious, new guy appears just in time to save Aliss from being assaulted and when she decided to answer that email that seemed harmless at first, Aliss's life changes forever, including those she loves being put in life-threatening danger.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,310 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Yellow by starbance reviews
I love you." "I know but in the cousin way or in the incest way?" WARNING: cousin incest. Don't like, don't read! please R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,422 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
I Am Allergic To You by Koffee reviews
My dad suddenly had the great idea of getting married after my mum’s death 3 years ago. I’m still not over it and my step- brother isn’t helping either with his constant presence and all I could think about is his Hugo Boss cologne and his luscious lips.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
But He's My TEACHER! by Sarah-Child reviews
Alex is an honor student who is always logical and reasonable. But what happens when she meets Lucas Anderson the gorgeous new AP English Teacher? Inner chaos ensues. She knows it's wrong, but will that stop her? TeacherxStudent Please RR!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,679 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
That Annoying Thing Called Love by AnimalLuver1990 reviews
His strong arms wrapped around me, as he buried his nose into the crease at my neck. "We can't-" I moaned. He placed a soft kiss on my brow. "Why not?" he whispered, tightening his hold. I shivered. "You're my step-brother..." I whimpered in reply. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2009
Love Ya, Unc by effervescent-sentiments reviews
Lacy, quirky and fun-loving, has never had to confront life as anything more than a joke with a forever-long punchline. But when she starts getting feelings for her uncle, Scott, that she shouldn't . . . life doesn't seem so humorous anymore. Re-vamped!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,781 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
Take the Hit by moontiaramagic reviews
Our heroine is a special one; she has a different name every time someone asks her, she enjoys screwing over Starbucks employees and names every bug she sees Trevor. That was before she became number one on the hit list.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too! by overmypileofAshes reviews
Then, she told me her name. Vivian. Lively. I was beginning to not hate this place anymore. Maybe just strongly dislike. Hayden Cutting is forced to move to Arizona. There, he meets a girl who turns his world around. WARNING: M for language/sexual content
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Growth by EternalDream13 reviews
He's a cynical highschool teacher, she a quiet highschool student. For both of them, it wasnt just another year of text box and tests.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2008
Freaky Goth Girl by hoorabuddha reviews
Lali Winters is new to Bell High School, and rolls in with a whole lot of attitude and trouble to spare. But what happens when she falls for a man she hates, and to make matters worse, he's her....teacher!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,318 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Around on Sam by Lizzy-Lou reviews
Delilah promised her boyfriend Sam that she would never sleep with his brother, the most sought after boy in school, but when Jack really turns on the charm, will it prove too much for Lila to resist? And if she does fall for him, will he change for her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,332 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
All Play and No Work by twitched reviews
Blair and Matt haven't got along since her brother befriended him. Now it's six years on and Blair is refusing to do any of her schoolwork. When Matt's hired to tutor her, secrets Blair never wanted anyone to know start emerging, but will anything change?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,712 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
Chaysing Elliot by Lizzy-Lou reviews
He's her teacher, she's his student. He's her boyfriend, she's his little secret. They know it's risky, and they know it's unwise. But they also know that saying goodbye isn't easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,554 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Genteel Obsession by Scribe Mozell reviews
Stephen is a rich, powerful man obsessed with 'hiders-butterflies who survive by blending into their environment-and women who do the same. Mina, his employee, has spent her life trying to avoid notice. Stephen just noticed.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,664 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 5/16/2003
Promises by MKC reviews
Sari's mother is dying of cancer, can she fulfill her mother's dying wish even if it means entering a loveless marriage? (The R rating is for possible sexual content in later chapters).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 60,218 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003
Family Secret by Dags reviews
reloaded version of the other one.... you know the deal... two cousins... rich, pretty boy and an ordinary girl... INCEST.... and yeah... R&R please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 4/15/2003
BloodStreaked by Flawless Storm reviews
She is a predator among predators, an assassin who specializes in killing other assassins. She left one man handcuffed to a bed alive & her world has been turned upsidedown. Someone is killing people & leading the trail of bodies back to her. Finished!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Anna by Quip Clip reviews
*Warning: Rape* Anna Parker is home alone and a stranger comes to her a lot longer than i originally had it, please r/r! rated R for rape, violence, sex, language
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
Too Late For Love? by Alexiana reviews
COMPLETE Lyla, the party girl fresh out of college, has never had a single date. Jason is a rising business exec. who doesn't have time to get to know his new roommate. When they start becoming friends...both their worlds begin to shake.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,291 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
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Wives with Closed Eyes
I dont know what to write here. Umm Its about people haveing their eyes superglued shut and finding love. Just R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 7/3/2010
Brick Houses
Who knew music could give life, torture and control a soul? Would i have bought the house if i had known what it held? R&R please...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Published: 7/2/2010
Letters To A Coma
Shane was dead. HAyden was in a Coma she would probably never wake up from. And me, i was sitting on a swing in the park. She offered me the chance to edit three moments in my life-was that going to be enough or did i just sell my Soul for nothing?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Published: 7/2/2010
Avon reviews
two brothers. A Vampire. Obsesion.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010
you are what you eat reviews
A little girl discovers she can be more than a carrot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Food , Glorious Food
my last thought before the darkness completely settels in is"I wonder if theyre going to cook it?" Warning: canibalism
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 611 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete